What toothpaste is the best?

What toothpaste is the best?

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I used to use Crest but now I prefer Colgate. Feels fresher afterwards

>implying I brush my teeth

I'm 19 and have never brushed my teeth for more than a week

I have fillings in every tooth

fucking kek

screw the colgate jew

Oral B.

Your own urine.

I like most of Arm & Hammer's products. Their OxiClean laundry detergent is my favorite, too.

Something with a lot of protein.

Colgate, because in the spanish ads it literally says "Hang yourself"

Like Pâté? Melted cheese? Milk gravy?

Toms fluoride free

They're all the fucking same, just wrapped in different marketting/brand names.

As long as your toothpaste contains a certain percentage of flouride its fine. The rest of the shit they say is bullshit designed to get you to pay even more for shit they can push out of their factories for fractions of cents.

Toms, non flouride

Fucking weird coincidence....
Are you my doppelgänger

fuck sls.

CTx4 Gel 1100

Best shit on the market.

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this one

kek
I had to google this

borax,a dab on a wettened toothbrush,,rub a dub dub, rinse swiah gargle, rinse again. a bit of OJ makes the remainder fizz away & neutralizes base, brings the PH up to normal 7, balance,you are
saved from a dozen preservatives
dyes colors,tiny plastic bubbles,floss with strong black thread while the hatch still has the borax in it. screw the expensive floss the local drug store sells, by 50 yards of thread from a thrift shop,it will last 25 years,for a few quid.

swish
dope me

Arm & Hammer baking soda and peroxide

Not true. “Go hang yourself” in spanish means “cuelgate” not colgate... And brands doesn't even have traduction in spanish countries they leave the original name.

Dr toms