Literally the worse riddle ever. Fucking retarded answer

Literally the worse riddle ever. Fucking retarded answer

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look in the mirror for what you saw, take the saw and cut the wood.
Two halves make a hole.
jump out the hole to freedom.

No door does not have to correlate with no doorway.

You just exit the room through the doorway.

Summon Satan using the mirror and ask him to break you out.

But the correct tense would be "look in the mirror for what you see

you cant saw wood with a see but you can see wood with a saw, you dig?

Call Spiderman

Break mirror with wood.
Slit throat With mirror shard.
At last, sweet escape.

Cement is a material in concrete. Cement by itself can't form a room.

Best answer

cement is not solidified concrete yet...i would imagine if your not suffocated yet you could just walk out of it...

*curls up in fetal position*

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Concrete has stones/gravel in it. Cement doesn't.

Step 1: Realize that the mirror is the Mirror of Erised
Step 2: Want to get out of the room enough and the mirror will give you what you need.

when you get out you realise you are in the middle of a vast desert, with no-one in sight. how do you get to safety?

>Break mirror
>Use said mirror shard to whittle a whole in the wood.
>Sand down whole so its nice n smooth
>Fuck wood like the dirty little whore it is.
>Repeat
>$Profit$

win

>Use my teeth to carve the wood into a sword
>Use the mirror to travel to the dark world
>Climb over the broken cement walls
>Hunt down Ganon and slay him for doing this
>It's the fucking weekend, I just wanted to spend this time fapping

doesn't say shit about there being a roof. beat off on the mirror and use the wood to help you climb out

Cum a gigant dragon who breaks the cement and i get the fuck out

>Break mirror on wall
>Use broken glass to pick away at the wall until I have a hole roughly 4 inches in diameter
>Stick dick in hole
>Free glory hole

Pee on the cement until it corrodes enough to make a hole

>shove wood up ass and feel the splinters break off into your colons
>smash mirror against wall and dig at wall with glass shards
>???
escape

>look in the mirror to see what you saw
>take saw over to wood
>cut wood in half
>two halves make a whole
>climb through the hole
>profit

>Looks around room

It's quiet here. I like it. No vidya though.
Still, no humans to make me want to kill again.

Can I get an old bastard to give me a book a day like Shawshank?

it has no roof either so you just climb out

How is wordplay retarded? A lot of older riddles are answered that way. You're just butbutt because you aren't good enough at lateral thinking and wordplay to figure out the answer without looking it up. Look at a lot of the classic riddles of the ancient world. Many of them are based in word play.

Educate thyself plebeian.

And if you put them both together, you have a seesaw, and then you don't HAVE to leave the room!

This

Someone saw Devil's Advocate.

Masturbate in front of the mirror with wood up my bum till i die the sweetest death.

This is like getting mad about the cow and the moon poem because its impossible.

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how will an erection help at a time like this? fucking GAY riddle.

chop my dick off and fuck myself with it in order to establish that im fucked

Go to sleep and dream about adventures like I always do.

Eventually I'll die but that's fine with me.

Use the wood to smash the mirror in 2 pieces.

2 halves make a "hole".

yeah but its still cheap. there are plenty of difficult riddles that involve lateral thinking but dont rely on goofy shit like "whole=hole". wordplay can be fun but it is retarded.

"It's retarded because it has simple word play elements in the solution"

Dude, if you think that equating homonyms is "goofy shit" that makes for a bad riddle, don't ever try hard or complex wordplay problems, because that shit is basic. It's literally just homonyms.

i've seen this shit somewhere. its impossible to answer because the answer sounds insane and retarded.

its something like put the piece of wood in front of the mirror so there are two pieces of wood, now take the 2nd piece and put it with the first in front of the mirror, now you have 4 pieces of wood. make a window with the 4 pieces and climb out.

its this kind of stupid

Imo I think riddles have to make sense
Like seriously c'mon,
>look in the mirror and see what you saw. Grab the saw...
Stop right there. Where the fuck did you get a saw after looking in a mirror? How could anybody look at the answer and be like "oh get it that's really clever"?

Why don't you pull your head out your ass

>Be me
>Be in cement room with no windows or doors
>Have a piece of wood and a mirror
>Have to get out
>Turn 360°
>Walk out the way I came in
>Leave wood and mirror behind
>Go bid on the next storage unit

>Lateral thinking shouldn't be involved with riddles!
>If the answer doesn't literally work, it's stupid!
You guys do understand that riddles are designed to help expand your problem solving abilities by highlighting seemingly counterintuitive or obscure ways of thinking about the problem, right? Riddles are made to help teach you to think laterally as much as they are made to entertain.

I'm just saying, dismissing the answer to a riddle because it's answer isn't found in the literal interpretation of the problem is a bit silly, no?

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I'll ram it down a wall with the wood. No one said how paper-thin these walls were and no one said that it couldn't be a giant ram-sized wood already.

I'll sell the gold mirror for sweet cash.