*walks into thread*
ey mates what's go-
*walks into thread*
ey mates what's go-
*drops a huge log of shit in this thread*
ol' 'cide
It's me, Goku!
6th for ring wing
'oing 'own t' 'hop t' 'et 'yself 'ome 'ilk 'ou 'ads 'ant 'nything?
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finn already shat on the bloody thread
>r/unitedkingdom is still buttblasted about brexit
'rl'iend
Applied for Question Time lads
'rumpets
'ill t' 'ive
that subreddit is literally just left wing remainers.
OI!
'eakin 'ke 'his 'ilters JFs out
Sorry for asking advice lads but all my flatmates are out and I'm shit with this kinda thing.
Pay for her or not when I'm unsure whether it's a date?
Sometimes I catch myself literally laughing aloud and smiling when I read a funny post and then I feel ashamed because I literally don't realise I'm doing it
Think the lack of human contact is driving me crazy lads
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Rejected from Question Time lads
wonder if girls can feel themselves getting wet
I've asked my gf about it before and her response was "can you tell your tongue is wet?"
but I reckon if my tongue was ever dry then became wet, I'd tell
We will be greatly disappointed if you don't wear a white shirt with a purple tie
i know you're having a laugh but some people in Yorkshire actually talk like this
if you're just gonna get coffee or whatever then there's no point paying for her imo
how come australians are more british than the brits are nowadays
the other day i said something out loud that i thought was funny and laughed and then realised i just laughed at me talking to myself in an empty house
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Split it mate
I don't care who she is, I'm not paying unless we've established that kind of relationship prior to the meeting
Shan't be doing that.
I'll probably get on though, being a young conservative brexit voter.
If it isn't immediately clear that it's a date and she doesn't allude to as much then she pays half. If she changes her mind when you ask her to split then she still pays half.
ye sounds like the gf is quite daft lad
>how come australians are more british than the brits are nowadays
FUCK OFF LEAF
hmmm might switch to electrical engineering afterall
hmmmmmmm not sure though might fail terribly
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm
don't reply to me or my gf ever again
land of the english, tbhlads
only pakis do EE
would like to get my tongue wet on your gf if you understand what i am meaning
glad I'm on O2 then
none of the women at work know who lacan was
ah yeah thanks mate this has solidified my decision
..... NOT!
going to mcdonalds
need a gf that pisses herself when you strangle her
Ask them if they know about Rorke's Drift
e i e i o
electrical engineering is shite, you need to know programming as well as advanced physics and maths
rip baby girl u in haven now...
last 2 dates I've been on the woman has paid
shagged both too
why do you keep spamming her, it happened like 2 weeks ago or maybe more being neet really screws up your sense of time
welcome to the northern powerhouse
Soon
I don't mind that tbqh, i would rather be using my noggin than doing something basic and boring
no chance
they don't even know what war the charge of the light brigade occurred in
Why does it always look like something's gonna crawl out of his mouth when he laughs
thinking of posting the mug on /r/amiugly to get an honest rating
Afternoon lads
How's it foing?
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gonna smash your head in if you don't quit being such a nerd
i would sooner post it on /soc/ cos it's less likely that people who i know will see it
If a woman knew about specific bouts in the Crimean war that probably work against their favour tb͏h
HP sauce? big fan
wonder how many birds have been fingered there
Worried about that hidden facebook group dedicated to documenting your hilariously pathetic life? I'm part of it.
you wouldn't say shit to me in real life mate, i'd fucking snap every bone in your body you little fucking insect
Anyone doing the civil service fast stream here?
got this on loop
youtube.com
More like poothern poohouse amirite? haha
SWEET HOME ALABAMA
timezones, and delete when satisfied
>United Europe is bad because culture/identity/etc
doubt anyone cares enough about my life for that tbqh
Who /barelyanyinternetfootprint/ here?
>spend years getting a degree so you can become a government drone
ah yes
shadilay is a legitimately good song imo
nah never had that much attention.
reckon if i ever got invited to a school reunion 80% would have no clue who i am and they spent around 6 years with me
Been hearing a lot about this Salford Shopping City
anybody been, is it worth going?
I'd love it 2bh. Private sector shit is boring.
>not on social media
>searching my name gives up completely unrelated results
>can't be found on electoral roll
this is what women want
just googled and the only hit is a myspace page of a person i was friends with
Dead
British man dies working on Qatar 2022 World Cup stadium
it happened 25 years ago
There have been many worse than Obama
This is what women want.
only thing that comes up is pictures of my grandfathers grave my uncle took, i got his name
>tfw searching my name only brings up results for a fictional character
play it loud
youtube.com
currently 11:40pm and it's 32 degrees, humid and swarming with mosquitos
time for lunch
ready for world war 3, lads?
1st world country
>"low" of 27 tomorrow
wew
love this guy
youtube.com
bit gay
it's 1st world, but it's no country for white man
Flamer tanks don't explode, they just burst at most, sometimes they aren't even penetrated or the fuel just surprisingly gently escapes through the hole.