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*walks into thread*

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*drops a huge log of shit in this thread*

ol' 'cide

It's me, Goku!

6th for ring wing

'oing 'own t' 'hop t' 'et 'yself 'ome 'ilk 'ou 'ads 'ant 'nything?

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finn already shat on the bloody thread

>r/unitedkingdom is still buttblasted about brexit

'rl'iend

Applied for Question Time lads

'rumpets

'ill t' 'ive

that subreddit is literally just left wing remainers.

OI!

'eakin 'ke 'his 'ilters JFs out

Sorry for asking advice lads but all my flatmates are out and I'm shit with this kinda thing.

Pay for her or not when I'm unsure whether it's a date?

Sometimes I catch myself literally laughing aloud and smiling when I read a funny post and then I feel ashamed because I literally don't realise I'm doing it

Think the lack of human contact is driving me crazy lads

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Rejected from Question Time lads

wonder if girls can feel themselves getting wet
I've asked my gf about it before and her response was "can you tell your tongue is wet?"
but I reckon if my tongue was ever dry then became wet, I'd tell

We will be greatly disappointed if you don't wear a white shirt with a purple tie

i know you're having a laugh but some people in Yorkshire actually talk like this

if you're just gonna get coffee or whatever then there's no point paying for her imo

how come australians are more british than the brits are nowadays

the other day i said something out loud that i thought was funny and laughed and then realised i just laughed at me talking to myself in an empty house

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Split it mate

I don't care who she is, I'm not paying unless we've established that kind of relationship prior to the meeting

Shan't be doing that.

I'll probably get on though, being a young conservative brexit voter.

If it isn't immediately clear that it's a date and she doesn't allude to as much then she pays half. If she changes her mind when you ask her to split then she still pays half.

ye sounds like the gf is quite daft lad

>how come australians are more british than the brits are nowadays

FUCK OFF LEAF

hmmm might switch to electrical engineering afterall
hmmmmmmm not sure though might fail terribly
hmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmm

don't reply to me or my gf ever again

land of the english, tbhlads

only pakis do EE

would like to get my tongue wet on your gf if you understand what i am meaning

glad I'm on O2 then

none of the women at work know who lacan was

ah yeah thanks mate this has solidified my decision
..... NOT!

going to mcdonalds

need a gf that pisses herself when you strangle her

Ask them if they know about Rorke's Drift

e i e i o

electrical engineering is shite, you need to know programming as well as advanced physics and maths

rip baby girl u in haven now...

last 2 dates I've been on the woman has paid

shagged both too

why do you keep spamming her, it happened like 2 weeks ago or maybe more being neet really screws up your sense of time

welcome to the northern powerhouse

Soon

I don't mind that tbqh, i would rather be using my noggin than doing something basic and boring

no chance
they don't even know what war the charge of the light brigade occurred in

Why does it always look like something's gonna crawl out of his mouth when he laughs

thinking of posting the mug on /r/amiugly to get an honest rating

Afternoon lads

How's it foing?

...

gonna smash your head in if you don't quit being such a nerd

i would sooner post it on /soc/ cos it's less likely that people who i know will see it

If a woman knew about specific bouts in the Crimean war that probably work against their favour tb͏h

HP sauce? big fan

wonder how many birds have been fingered there

Worried about that hidden facebook group dedicated to documenting your hilariously pathetic life? I'm part of it.

you wouldn't say shit to me in real life mate, i'd fucking snap every bone in your body you little fucking insect

Anyone doing the civil service fast stream here?

got this on loop
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More like poothern poohouse amirite? haha

SWEET HOME ALABAMA

timezones, and delete when satisfied

>United Europe is bad because culture/identity/etc

doubt anyone cares enough about my life for that tbqh

Who /barelyanyinternetfootprint/ here?

>spend years getting a degree so you can become a government drone

ah yes

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shadilay is a legitimately good song imo

nah never had that much attention.
reckon if i ever got invited to a school reunion 80% would have no clue who i am and they spent around 6 years with me

Been hearing a lot about this Salford Shopping City

anybody been, is it worth going?

I'd love it 2bh. Private sector shit is boring.

>not on social media
>searching my name gives up completely unrelated results
>can't be found on electoral roll

this is what women want

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just googled and the only hit is a myspace page of a person i was friends with

Dead

British man dies working on Qatar 2022 World Cup stadium

it happened 25 years ago

There have been many worse than Obama

This is what women want.

only thing that comes up is pictures of my grandfathers grave my uncle took, i got his name

>tfw searching my name only brings up results for a fictional character

play it loud
youtube.com/watch?v=wqbEsS5kFb8

currently 11:40pm and it's 32 degrees, humid and swarming with mosquitos

time for lunch

ready for world war 3, lads?

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1st world country

>"low" of 27 tomorrow
wew

love this guy
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bit gay

it's 1st world, but it's no country for white man

Flamer tanks don't explode, they just burst at most, sometimes they aren't even penetrated or the fuel just surprisingly gently escapes through the hole.