Pt. 1

Pt. 1

>Couch gag is Bernie vs Hillary boxing match in the living-room, enter Trump and both candidates decide to put their differences aside to form a single, unified fist of Democratic justice to punch Trump's head off
>Cut to Bart and Homer sitting at the kitchen table for breakfast as Marge is incessantly nagging Homer for staying out at Moe's all night again the night prior
>Homer spaces out and goes into a daydream sequence where he thinks about how happy he would be with another woman who is more understanding of his shortcomings
>The dream is cut short when special guest cameo Amy Schumer tells Homer that he is a misogynistic pig for thinking about being happy with another woman
>Homer snaps back to reality and begins to realize that he need not necessarily find emotional comfort in the arms of another woman
>He reaches the logical conclusion that the only way he can find happiness without being branded a rapist is through homosexuality
>Montage set to the tune of (Something by the Weekend) follows about Homer's attempt at finding gay love in all the wrong places as he goes through a list of all of Springfield's known homosexuals, most of whom are bit character call-backs from previous seasons as a subtle nod to the show's roots (i.e. gay steel mill workers, the guy from the hipster knick knack store, the guy who tried to rape Moe, the two gay guys Homer briefly roomed with etc)
>during the montage, Bart accidently sees his Dad at a gay bath house while piloting Millhouse's new drone
>The last person on the list is Smithers, who only considers the affair an option to make Mr. Burns jealous and finally return his feelings for him
>Homer and Smithers decide to go on a date together to "Gay Olive Garden" in Springfield's gay district, but Homer quickly proves himself to be a brutish slob and Smithers excuses himself in disgust

Pt. 2

>Homer is completely disheartened and begins to lose all hope for having a gay affair
>He mopes about and is shown having little to no interest in the things that he normally enjoys, even going so far as to refuse a DUFF beer at dinner, much to the shock of his family
>Bart notices how morose his father has become and sets out to find his Dad a gay partner (another montage follows set to Alejandro be Lady Gaga)
>He ends up empty handed and the father and son are seen sitting at the same breakfast setting from earlier equally depressed
>Enter Millhouse
>"Hey, that's it!" they both exclaim at each other, elated at their sudden revelation
>"What's it?" asks a bemused Millhouse, happy to finally be the center of attention
>the last scene shows Millhouse and Homer sharing a passionate kiss in Bart's treehouse, as the Simpson and Van Houten families watch proudly below, a proud tear streams down Lisa's cheek

>Fade to credits shows that the episode is dedicated to all of the brave LGBT persons whose civil rights struggle will be remembered throughout time

>Sideplot is Marge hits Disco Stu with her car and nurses him back to health

is it time to play "is it a real plot?"

>the guy who tried to rape Moe
I can't tell if this happened.

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Pt.1
>Couch gag: the ghosts of David Bowie and Prince have a jam ses in the Simpson living-room, Homer dies of shock and joins in on the tambourine as a ghost
>Episode opens at the underground GOP headquarters (a spoof on the Fuhrerbunker with the Republicans inside cleverly dressed similar to Nazis with frowny-face armbands) with the Republican leaders gathered around their meeting table
>an intern enters the room with a telegram on the election results and hands it to Mr. Burns
>He takes one look at the telegram and mutters "May God have mercy on our souls, and whatever it is that I have (because the rich have no soul)."
>The next scene cuts to Hillary Clinton's inauguration at the Capitol Building with several notable black lives matter, Feminist, and LGBT activists drawn in as cameos
>Hillary insists that she be sworn in by a female Supreme Court justice, a subtle nod to the ongoing gender inequality in the country
>insert Bill Clinton had sex with multiple members of the Supreme Court joke
>She goes on to give her inauguration speech, saying her first target is going to be the gross income inequality in America and busts a pinata of Mr. Burns with an illegal immigrant activist
>next scene shows the IRS seizing Mr. Burns' vast estate, even going so far as to cart off his prized hounds (a classic Simpsons joke)
>He is shown penniless in a gutter next to Donald Trump who is also now destitute
>the latter is brutalized by a mob of Mexicans to the cheers of dozens of onlookers happy to see justice being served
>Burns ends up staying with Smithers and gets him to get him a job at the nuclear plant (which was also seized, Smithers being a gay man was the prime candidate for an executive position) but the only job available for a white, cis, hetero, male is janitor, as all skilled positions are reserved for minorities
>Burns starts out working as a janitor for minimum wage and quickly discovers that it is not enough to sustain even the most basic standards of living

Ayy, you forgot the post credits scene

Sam Simon dies knowing his baby will never be saved. All the money in the world isn't worth killing what you love

different guy actually, not even joking

Sorry, OP, but I don't want to read your shitty Simpsons fanfiction.

>It's a "Homer dates Lena Dunham after separating from Marge" episode.

Pt. 2
>Burns begins organizing protests for high minimum wages across the country, gaining support from the poor folks who can't even get by just by flipping burgers and other incredibly menial tasks
>He also realizes the need for governmental assistance in the areas of housing, healthcare, education, etc., and becomes a card carrying Democrat
>a montage plays showing his advancement up the party ranks through his displays of genuine concern for POC, the poor, and gays
>he makes sure that the plant is *transgender compliant, meets hiring quotas for persons of color (Carl becomes senior overseer of his sector while Lenny's pay is lowered to a more fair level), and pushing for vegan alternatives in the cafeteria
>cut back to the GOP headquarters where the council is shocked and angered by Mr. Burns' reversals in priority and comes to a whispered agreement
>the next scene shows Burns giving an empowered speech about blacks not being given a fair chance in the labor markets (ala Citizen Kane, even though the show already made the joke before, but fuck it, retcon)
>Marine One touches down on stage and out comes Mrs. President herself, Hillary Clinton
>she shakes Burns' hand and thanks him for all of the great work he has done for the party and the country, and then turns to him solemnly
>She explains to him that the remaining bastions of Republicanism in the country's top echelons are too tough to knock out in one term, and that she needs a man on the inside
>Mr. Burns hesitantly agrees and goes back to his cold exterior and greedy ways for the sake of the country and more importantly, the Clinton Administration
>The final scene shows him berating an employee and shooing away United Negro College Fund volunteers looking for donations, only to open up a desk drawer to reveal a photo of him and Hillary laughing and embracing at the 1968 DNC in Chicago
>he lets out a sigh and a determined tear runs down his cheek

>Sideplot: Nelson gets molested

The last few lines sound exactly like what drumpf is doing.

>the guy who tried to rape Moe
When did someone try to gay rape moe?

>episode starts with Marge and Homer in the bedroom in the middle of sex
>they realize their sex life is dead
>Homer and Marge decide to try cuckolding
>Homer doesn't like it and goes to Moe's
>at Moe's Carl explains to Homer that cuckolding is okay
>Homer goes back and gets cuckolded

Side plot
>Bart starts vaping
>Marge finds out
>"Its just vapor moooom" t: Bart
>Marge laces Bart's vape juice with ritalin
>Bart gets better at school but also becomes a stale person
>Lisa makes mentions how this plot has been done before
>Marge hushes her and mentions Fox lawyers or something
>Marge later gets guilty and stops lacing Bart's vape juice

Is-is this the new episode?

>fanfiction
This is a real episode, user

what episode is this from? what the fuck

I dislike how they made Smithers come out. His whole thing was pretending he wasn't gay.

I liked it when he wasn't even gay, but just so obsessed with being the perfect PA that he was romantically attracted to his boss

I was watching an old Simpsons episode when that Arnold like guy (forgot his name) was on some tv show in the simpsons and he was making fun of gays saying out loud "All of you are stupid homosexuals" or some shit like that.

Hilarious to see what this show was allowed to get away with now compared to today.

>All of you are stupid homosexuals

Didn't the guy who voiced Karl (Homer's assistant, not the black one) say something about refusing to be a part of this episode?

Wait, this is a real episode?

Oops. I should have said "an" episode. I don't know if OP's is real or not and don't really care.
I just remember reading an interview about the actor refusing to reprise his role as some gay love interest because of how hamfisted and shitty it was going to be.

You don't sound like much of a fan.
Rainier was on his talk show and said his black co-host's clothes made him look like a homosexual.
His audience booed and he responded "Perhaps you are all are homosexuals"