I've got 1 bible, dubs decide

I've got 1 bible, dubs decide

burn burn burn it

Read it from beginning to end

"I call on the LORD in my distress, and he answers me." - Psalm 120:1

Cum on that verse

NIV? Is it a 1984 edition? Those things are fetching a good price online. Only the 1984 edition though

blend and use the mush to draw a pentagram.

Im assuming rerolls are allowed.

so reroll.

roll

So i end up rolling the same two digits.

fuck you god, there is no god.

Roll

Rip it to shreds then shove 1 page at a time in your ass until you can't fit anymore.

rollin

this and then burn

Rollerino

be an edgy faggot and burn it, then pee on the fire.

well...

Nice dubs

Cut out the middle for a fun hiding place! Ask a parent for help with a knife.

Read it

Copy any random paragraph in cursive.

Read revelations. Put it on your book shelf. Forget about it.

For that to work, it has to be a book other people aren't likely to read.

you have to do this, 2323 beats 11

winrar

Rape it

the pages in those things aren't half bad as makeshift rolling papers

Spread your cum on as many pages as possible and leave it in a public place

Roll

rollareno

Dont do any of this crap. Read it user, you might find something you like.

>something you like
>the bible
Pick one

Like a good fictional story

The edge cut me