>this guy smacks your girlfriend's ass in the bar
what do you do?
>this guy smacks your girlfriend's ass in the bar
what do you do?
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I buy him a beer, get a few pics with me and him drinking beers, and an autograph.
If I'm with a girl at a bar, she isn't something to be proud of anyways.
Besides, that's Phelps!
Thank you for a sane and logical answer, user.
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Smack his ass back
Remind him not to drink and drive. Again
I trade his gold for my girl.
Kek
I´b buy him a beer, take some selfies, beg him to add me as a friend in facebook. Then i´d try some gay sex, i´m not homo at all and i hate that faggy trends of today, but c´mon, he´s a champ and has a great and hairless body so, basically you´re not homo if you want to fuck him. And you´re not a cuck if you want him to fuck your gf ass
Uppercut him and shatter his jaw like a paper cup
slap gf on the face for her rudeness
Fuck his ass
Ask for a urine sample
>Smack her ass next.
>Proceed to get into an ass slapping contest
>Distract him with some weed
>slap gfs ass last time and she orgasms
>Brag to everyone about beating Michael Phelps at something other than a normal teeth contest
beat the fuck out of his faggot ass and shit on his faggot medals
get the fuck out of baltimore and go chill in annapolis
headbutt. destroy face.
smok wid mor smk pellipers trumble jiggle wop
no wat e men?
make him swim with the fishes. kapeesh
I would suck his cawk right there
Kick his ass and steal his weed.
Well he's on land, so I'd just wait until he suffocates.
You know in 10 years time, he will be on Oprah talking about how he took steroids etc like Armstrong.
He just injects that good kush.
I take him to a pool and drown him
Turn 360 degrees and walk away.
suck his dick
so you'd spin all the way around still facing him and walk away?
Shoot him
Nothing he drank Donald Trumps Tiger piss why do you think he is so good
kek
>film
>black mail him
>make lots of money
>break up with cheating gf
is not rocket science user
Grass type > water type, faggot.
kek
I'd be flattered that the son of Neptune thinks my wife is hot enough to grope.
what an ugly lanky fuck
its phsycially impossible for him to smile, the best he can do it that grotesque grimace
...
drown him