Roast me, pro tip: you cant

roast me, pro tip: you cant

ur white

You look like a dumb faggot who is all about feminism and going "the patriarchy". You look like you take dildos and cocks up the ass for living. You must be in college to get a liberal arts degree too.

cuck/10
ugly mug/10

black-user here
you look like the type of person that is easy to scare. aka u a bitch boi

Definitely would yell about not having a safe space on campus and probably believes in 400 fucking genders.

Just to add, you seem like the kind of faggot to be a giant weeaboo but call yourself an otaku just to justify the fact that you're a weeb.

funny cause im wearing a trump shirt rn, but clever my boy

ur gorgeous

So even more of a fag then holy shit

I still can't tell if you're a boy or girl though

>supporting trump

lmao at this point even being bernie sanders couldn't make you any more of a cuck than you already are

Guy or girl? Can't tell

Look like he jus walk in on his grandparents shaggin

You're the type of faggot to vote for Trump, but to not volunteer for Wall Duty or join a Deportation Squad.

it's better than supporting clinton

Your nose is 40% of your face.

Ur pretty good looking OP ill admit it, start lifting though and youll end up becoming a chad thundercock.

The retarded faggots making fun of you are all ugly as shit anyway so this thresd doesnt matter

>ugly as shit

Try me bitch

Your support means literally nothing when you aren't even old enough to vote

God you look like you're a whiny, entitled piece of shit. I hope life goes horribly wrong for you.

is this supposed to be ironic?

Damn

Timestamp

kek

More like try a fucking timestamp next time you retard.

Why not tell that to Trump-fag?

I think you're pretty

Fuck you and your glasses

you have a face...ew

here you go
-im a guy

Fuck off you Pinocchio lookin ass

Pro Jared. What are you doing on Sup Forums?

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craw back under your bridge you troll lookin' ass
bitch

I hope Bill Cosby and Jared from subway tag teamed your ass

bored as shit, give me something to do

Kys op you're such a fag. I swear I'd cut my throat open if I was you. Hope your mom disconnects your shit modem as you drink your lil sister's period blood from her first menstration.

I wish your mom used a coat hanger to rip you out of her vagina.

Now where's yours?

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nice beard.

We told you, You can start by collecting your sister's blood

Youre so hot I would suck your dick and youd like it because youre GAAAAAAAYY

>inb4 "compliments to the chef, a fine roast"

see the sharpest object you can stick up your bum.

dont have a sister

What are you fucking Jewish? You make one then idiot.

h-hey user can I see your dick please

dont listen to them, you are beautiful. now if you want something to do maybe take ur shirt off for starters:p

Yes please do this user

Kys fag

In the end I honestly think I'm a piece of shit your insults mean nothing.

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nah i like being a fag

Hey op! just in case you're wondering, the reason girls love sitting on your face is cause your nose is bigger than your dick

now get the fuck off Sup Forums you beta newfag

If you hate yourself end it by slitting both wrists

aren't you a funny fellow

kek

Kek lost it at the last part

Nah, I kind of like being a degenerate. Atleast I contribute to society by going to school/getting a job and I keep my weird shit to myself.

Unlike the majority of you.

Aren't you a thirsty lil bitch?

teehee

>Part of me wants to ask whats wrong
>Another part doesn't want to be a white knighting faggot
Damn, life is hard isn't it?

The guy in this picture looks like he would be really hot three years ago.

I go to school, have a job, and I am not ugly

here's an idea, end it! :p

You look like a dike

Prove it unsupportive,incorporative lazy slug & timestamp it

>go to school
should i bother considering if he means college or shall i begin yelling MOODS MODS MODS like a decapitated fucking chicken

Going to school, really wanting to work and move out away from my mother, and I've had relationships that have lasted for more than a year before. So, it isn't like I have a butter face or anything.

The concept of white-knighting is retarded. If you want to ask something, ask something. Showing sympathy for anyone in the end doesn't really matter, especially if it's to an user person on the internet.

quick question can you fit one or two fists in your arse

probably two -OP

You look like a gay guy.

hahahaha fuck you, get funny

What kind of games do you play op?

He's not op. I'm op.

I've tested. It's 5.

oooooo how very kinky

all the good shit on steam

kill yourself

Favorite game?

wait so... are we just gonna overlook the fact that this kid looks like he's about to go back to school shopping for freshman year

shit bro. probably gta v or csgo right now

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someone get the mods

aww what a cutie.

so pretty

THATS WHAT IVE BEEN FUCKING SAYING

Looks like your parents don't love you

No I'm OP. I've only taken 10 fist sized dicks in my ass if that counts.

post a picture of yourself from when you were about 13-14 years old.

If I wanted to look at men, and chat with them, I would go to omegle.

woah buddy that is not ok.

Twisted fucking psychopath

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After you said that I'll probably start giving a fuck.

At least OP is not trying to hide is face behind hair and giant sunglasses

Consider accutane

Always remember when life brings you down its
Horizontal for attention
Vertical for results

I literally posted a timestamped pic where you can see my goddamn eyes.

Also thanks for reminding me to trim my bangs I legit fucking hate how they're in my face.

NICE GRADE A FUCKING ME ME FAGGOT

I cant tell if yer a 25yo lesbian or 15yo bitch lookin dude. You think yer funny starting this thread, even though yer mom told u no more Sup Forums in her house. But shes off fuckin an suckin nigger dick so youre gettin her back.show her dumbfuck.

im gonna regret this aren't i? -OP