Best greentext stories. OC welcome.
Will be dumping a few.
Best greentext stories. OC welcome
Cooper Rogers
Jose Martin
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Cooper Young
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Thomas Bailey
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Colton Edwards
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Xavier Morales
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Jaxson Howard
Mega kek
Angel Powell
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Cooper Hall
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Liam Price
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Isaac Jackson
anyone got that work secrets thread that's like
>work in mcdonalds i cum in your burgers and don't give a fuck
Samuel Morris
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Charles Kelly
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Liam Scott
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Kevin Perez
Anyone else want to contriboot?
Ryan Thompson
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Gavin Phillips
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Matthew Cook
not really greentext but close enough
Jackson Martin
I want to believe
Jayden Cook
Tapeworms are fucking disgusting. I wonder if it wriggled in his hand as he pulled it from his pooper.
Joshua Watson
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Sebastian Morales
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Brody Rivera
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Matthew Morris
similar
Owen Morgan
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Asher King
not green text, but good enough
Austin James
Fucking kek
Ayden Howard
i love me some pickles
Thomas Perez
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Ryan Evans
also not greentext
but could have been
tl;dr LAZY
Asher Kelly
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Carter Morales
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Liam Smith
okay his one fucking got me, well done
Jeremiah Cook
stealing this
Ayden White
>> think
>> be
Noah Sanchez
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Dominic Phillips
So this happened about 2 weeks ago and I'm still upset.
>Be me
>Be turning 23
>Get asked what kind of cake you want
>Reply "I don't care, I'll eat anything"
>Receive an odd look
About 3 days later, I wake up on my birthday.
>"Mom! Mom! It's my birthday! I want pancakes!"
>I'm the birthday boy, I should get pancakes
>"Mom?" Look around house to find it empty
>Look in the driveway to see the car gone
>FuckThisShit.jpg
>Storm into kitchen
>Grab ingredients from pantry/fridge
>Underestimate weight of milk
>Milk falls, spills everywhere
>FUCK.gif
>It's not my fault, I shouldn't even have to do this.
>Continue making pancakes
>Mix up batter according to instructions
>Heat up pan
>Pour batter into pan
>NowWhat.jpg
I had never made pancakes, so I went to my room to google how to cook them.
>Googling intensely
>Watch shitty cooking videos.
>Watch Epic Meal Time
>Watch Epic Rap Battles
>Forget about making pancakes and play Overwatch
>Hear the front door shut
>AboutFuckingTime.webm
>"Mom! I want pancakes! Make pancakes!"
>Mom walks into the kitchen to see my work
>"user! WTF is this?!"
>Come out to see why she's so pissed
>The kitchen is full of smoke from the black mess in the pan
>The batter is dripping down the counter
>There is milk everywhere
>"It's not my fault. It's my birthday! You're supposed to make what I want! And I wanted pancakes. You weren't here!"
To be Continued?
Should I post more?
Isaiah Stewart
cont plez
Daniel Gray
tl;dr
>23
>cant make pancakes
>is a fucking bitch
>kills self
Owen Stewart
>turning 23
>Mom! Mom! It's my birthday!
Sad desu