What yall know 'bout utah?

What yall know 'bout utah?

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It's shit

Wait. There is a state called Utah?

Utahfag here, it's shit.

Mormons

theres a fuckton of mromons

It's a nice white af place

Everyone is incredibly sheltered because of the influence from the LDS church. I lived there for a year and a half and met at least 20 people that were at least 25 years old that said they had never jacked off in their life.

What the fuck is a Utah?

Not enough gay bois.

Fuck everyone. Me and my wives are getting the hell out of here.

Another utahfag here, its awesome actually. Only fat lazy neckbeards think it sucks. Theres tons to do if youre an outdoors person. We like frysauce here, people do tons of meth, too many mexicans are moving here. Less than 1% of our population is niggers

Everything's closed on Sunday. There's fucktons of Mormons. Oh and the Transit system is amazing. And its mostly beautiful Former Utahfag

Mormons
Or is that Nevada

Both. Idaho is full of em too

U-tard reporting

>worst drivers
>crazy religion
>shit booze laws
>strange as fuck culture
>millions of shit rat kids everywhere

I should never have come here.

I live in Provo. It's a trip.

Lots of meth, but a great place to come if you want doctors that throw out meds like candy.

I was born in Utah and raised as a Mormon, I'm not anymore, ama.

The only thing anybody needs to know about Utah is this: Salt Lake City is the only place you should ever go to in the entire state, unless you plan on going hiking/camping.

Nice, I work in Provo.

>like 15 black people total
It's true, but Mexicans are just as bad as inner city blacks

Ya, mountains and outdoors shit, but trail systems suck because high traffic, no maintenance, also dirt is rocky and moon dust garbage so MTB is marginal at best.

Park city too

>People hate you unless you are part of their mormon cult
>Yes I said cult. It's dangerous
>Awful drinking laws
>Gorgeous and alien-like landscape
>Very blond, very beautiful women
>Did I mention Mormons?

Trust fund cuck detected

>This

I'll give you park city if you are a woman and don't pay bills.

mormons, and the youtuber cody's lab.

That's about it.

I love SLC and Park City, the rest of the state can suck a dick.

thomas s monson fucks kids

All mexicans out here are swag fags too lol
I enjoy the desert more than the mountains but all in all you have every type of ecosystem out here to enjoy

youtube.com/watch?v=YEjpKBDMk8I

zion bb

Filled with salt and super nice retards.

Way off lmao more like just a random ass white boy that like to snowboard

New Mormonia

they branch out and assimilate new communities and build their awesome big ass churches.

I have lived in Utah for 35 of the past 38 years
what do you want to know?

Seconded, except St. George, I fux wit southern Utah my nigga. My bitch got a house in Hurricane, we going next weekend.

>mormons
>cowboys
>Dugway Proving Ground
>ICBM launch bases
>State of Desert
>crystal meth

>Mexicans are just as bad as inner city blacks
Untrue. Sounds like someone who actually doesn't have experience with inner city blacks. Even Aztec tribals in LA are more civilized than blacks.

>Mexicans are just as bad as inner city blacks
no
they are bad, but not nigger bad
Polynesians in Utah however are making a good effort to be as violent and criminal as inner city niggers

Confirmed

That it's Utah

Like that shit that went down at willies? Shit was mild compared to usual.

It may not seem like it at first but this does relate to Utah.

>Be me
>in Google Hangout with friends
>Amazing idea
>"Let's prank call a pizza place"
>shoreimokwitdat.jpg
>I'm picked as the one doing the calling
>Use Google Hangout to do call
>Don't want these people to have my real #, you know?
>Decide to prank call a Dominos
>Want to pick one far the fuck away from me
>you know, to avoid trouble
>Decide on a Dominos in Salt Lake City
>call
>"Hello, this is Dominoes how may I help you"
>Guy sounds to be 18-20, full of energy
>really fucking happy to
>fuckyourshit.exe
>Respond with "Can I have 10 pepperoni & pineapple pies"
>Guy says "anything else?"
>fuckyourshit_2.0.exe
>Decide to make a rather... "special" request
>"Can you cook the pizzas alot
>Like, just like the Jews were cooked in Auschwitz?
>You see, my father is a neo-nazi
>and he likes to eat undesirable filth
>Jews are, indeed, filth, after all.
>silence
>The Guy slams the phone on the counter
>It doesn't hang up
>FUCK THIS GOD DAMN SHIT
>I CAN'T TAKE IT ANYMORE
>NOW WE HAVE PEOPLE CALLING IN
>WANTING US TO FULFILL IN THEIR
>SICK FANTASIES!!
>FUCK!!!!!!!
>Someone picks up the phone and hangs it up
>The whole time the call was on speaker
>My friends and I die of laughter

>tfw we made pizza boy rage
>tfw he likely trashed the fuckin place in rage
>tfw a nigga in Salt Lake City be salty

good place for a balance of spending time in wilderness areas and urban areas
Uinta, and Nebo wilderness areas are large enough and have such little use than you can spend weeks in them w/o seeing another person
both are within a 4 hour drive from SLC
Timpanogos wilderness area is closer, but it is also fairly small and has one of the highest traffic rates of any designated wilderness area in the US

also, our microbrews are amazing
bc we have a low alcohol content for selling outside a liquor store
the brewers focus on getting a good taste to their beers rather than just getting the highest alcohol content out of fermentation

>I lived there for a year and a half and met at least 20 people that were at least 25 years old that said they had never jacked off in their life.

Question number two: Do you ever lie?

>Question number two: Do you ever lie?
not this guy but Utah is the no fap capital of the world
it's against Mormon chastity doctrine

alright how the fuck do you even know the masturbatory habits of 20 people

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