Is it possible to invent a new kind of sport that isn't a fight, isn't a race, doesn't have judges, doesn't have balls or sticks, isn't related to track and field, doesn't have anything motorized, and is still athletic?
Basically, has humanity already exhausted all the sports it could ever create? Is what we see now all that we'll ever get? Even if we make new ones, it seems like they'll still be kind of like the others, not something completely different.
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how many variations of:
>2 teams
>a ball
>goals/hoops/endzones
can you create?
sounds like Crabcock
What if you make soccer but it's four teams trying to score on four different goals?
Quidditch
Yes.
Imagining the biggest number possible is the ultimate sport.
Only actually possible in a fictional universe, or else we could bring up blitzball and F-Zero too.
Whoever can think the loudest
we tried playing something like that in middle school, it was impossible to play defense
Capture the flag.
Screaming contest, should it be.
Trips of truth
Already exists.
Jetpack basketball. Patent pending.
Yeah but not as an actual sport.
Esports
Toss-stacking.
Throw blocks on top of a stack. Miss or the stack falls over and your opponent gains a point.
We still have to come up with a collective sport where more than 2 teams play each other at the same time.
>what is TF2
When will competitive eating become an Olympic sport?
You mean like a team sport? Cause pretty much every race-type event has that.
Boil uniforms, two teams go head to head to see who can put on the piping hot uniform first.
combine sprinting with e-sports
let's see those puggy little shits APMs after some winders
If one and only ONE videogame could be an olympic sport.
Which should it be?
Human darts with wing-suits.
Some kind of anti-gravity sport.
"Predator Gauntlet"
Make a natural obstacle course (mountains and rivers and shit, not artificial freerunning platforms and shit) but have it walled in, and drop a crazy or threatened wild bear or something in there. Leave crude weapons along the way that can't take out the bear, but can hurt your competition.
You have to be fast enough to not be the guy that gets killed by the bear
You have to be smart enough to not be taken down by the other guys
You have to be skilled enough to do all of that while still navigating the obstacles
Calvinball
Human archery with wing-suits and catapult-sized bows.
smash brothers melee
Quake.
Skydiving. First person to touch the ground wins
speedruns of the lion king
>the strategy is to go fast but not too fast or you die
I'd watch it.
That would be too infuriating, nobody would compete more than once.
Extreme dodgeball. Basically dodgeball played with bowling balls.
No-parachute skydiving onto a bullseye target. And no cleaning up the bloody bodies of losers in-between rounds.
i unironically want to see schoolyard sports played by top pro athletes. imagine if a charity dodgeball or four square tournament united players of different sports in the same city?
nba players would be dodgeball gods, mlb players would kick ass at four square, nfl skill players would be great at everything
That Spongebob driving game.
>rounds
Send them all out at the exact same time, they see guys ahead of them go splat and have to elbow each other for position.
Artificial Academy 2
farting contest
>not Yandere Simulator
Getting noticed by senpai is the one true sport.
>soccer field
>rugby rules
>no goalkeeper
>tries into the goal net and kicked in are one goal
In honor of op, it shall be called Faggotball
Soccer with hands. No contact, it's just that you can run with, throw, or kick the ball, not just kicking. Everything else is the same. Should see a lot more interesting passing games that way.
a sphere? the same size? that would be awful
If the ball was built especially for throwing then it would make it too imbalanced without contact. Besides, keepers do just fine and can get over half the pitch, so just give everyone gloves.
>over
Meant almost, damn
Still it's not like you can only throw a soccer ball up to 10 feet just because it's round, it's far enough to matter.
you're smearing fag semen and dyke blood all over the bible
I'm not saying soccer itself should change, damn. Untwist your panties for a second and look at what thread you're in, it's about creating new sports. So make a second one that's like that but with hands being allowed too.
> you're smearing fag semen and dyke blood all over the bible
meant for
you're smearing fag semen and dyke blood all over the bible
Already exists
youtube.com
BLITZBALL
Which could be possible if we can change the properties of water
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