Japanese Thread / 日本語スレッド

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日本語ができっこないわ

why did you put back the fucking Sup Forumsdjt

Why not?

look the jew faggot who makes money selling your personal information wants to be president
the only way to stop him is by not using FB , messenger, whatsapp, instagram

zerohedge.com/news/2017-01-19/he-wants-be-emperor-–-how-mark-zuckerberg-scheming-become-president

久しぶりに来て見たら、フィン太郎もサラもいなくなってた。

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Let's talk at random in Japanese and English. Take it easy!

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it should go back to this

Who has the nude pictures of the princess? I want to see her pussy

Which is why he linked to djt so that the people who want that can go there. Not having the link there is what will cause people to think this thread is the same.

がんばれ

Must mosaic pussy first as its Japanese tradition.

頑張る

How do I get an oyabin?

Most of the people moved to /jp/djt
Sup Forumsdjt is a dead thread

The current jp thread has currently 4.9 posts per hours. The int thread has 9.1 posts per hour..

what the fuck is wrong with you? leave her be

no they will think we are affiliated...
if you are looking for japanese help
>go on Sup Forums
>search japanese
>see 3 japanese threads and something called daily japanese
>click on the japanese thread because it seems more like what you want.
>dont read the op
>post "translate this"
>get told to fuck off

we just need to have
>if you are a weeb/ someone who has no interest in learning Japanese for anyone who actually reads it

That's a lie.

They aren't official pictures
The Australian poster saw them in tgis thread

damage the jew, uninstall messenger from your phone

also the
shows our thread too because we link to it
and i meant

IF YOU AINT GOT A GUN
AND YOU CAN'T FUCKIN RUN
MY ADVICE IS YOU HIT THE DECK JAP

Why'd you stop using a name? I liked being able to filter your retarded posts.

hi
are you the famous monolingual who lives in thailand?

I don't have any interest in learning Japanese but I'm still here because I like the people in this thread, for the most part.

>monolingual

おちゅ
>最近よくこの子を貼ってるんっすね
Make Megimin a New Meme
君が後100年生きていられれば
さよか
沙羅は粘着厨にやられ
フィン太郎は童貞を卒業した
間違いなく、Sup Forumsのdjtより/jp/の方がよい

CHECK YOUR FUCKING PRIVILEGE! YOU'RE A FUCKING WHITE MALE!

REEEEEEE

構えが甘いな。銃身が頭の横にあるとろくに狙えないし、リコイルも抑えきれない。

AND WHAT THE FUCK IS THIS SHIT???

YOUR WAIFU A SHIT

because when i do i get abused by the other aussie :0

OFFICIAL THREAD MUSIC
youtube.com/watch?v=u2zTPKprUSw

desu I will bully you even with the name, I've just been busy today.

youtube.com/watch?v=vJwKKKd2ZYE

im a native Japanese
Megumin Maji Tenshi

what are you doing next Thursday?

トランプの演説が始まろうとしている

youtube.com/watch?v=prd2RfhF1tM

...

Don't have plans yet but I imagine I'll probably go to the beach in the morning and have a barbecue later.
Last year I got shitfaced, got hit in the side of the head with a foam pool noodle, and wound up with a perforated ear-drum.

>Last year I got shitfaced, got hit in the side of the head with a foam pool noodle, and wound up with a perforated ear-drum.

i have never heard of anyone getting injured from a pool noodle... i cant decide if that's sad or impressive...
>I'll probably go to the beach in the morning
sounds fun hopefully its not too packed

キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!
キタ━━━(゜∀゜)━━━ッ!!

>Sarah
It's very hard to put the autist where they belong since she left this thread

ヒラリー元気そうじゃん
健康問題とは何だったのか…

Bush Junior hasn't aged a bit...

looks like he can't stand alone. He quickly reached one of the barrier on the right after they opened the doors

We were hitting each other with them (quite hard) in the pool. It wasn't the noodle itself but barotrauma; presumably some water formed a seal over my earhole, so rather than air escaping, it was rapidly compressed and the ear-drum went pop.

desu I miss her almost as much as I miss bakahiro.

今にも倒れそうなヒラリーはやっぱり大変な病気にかかっているな
死にかけている体調で大統領になってどうするつもりだったのかな
トランプが勝たなかったらアメリカは今頃危ない状況になっているだろうね

Really? He's only 70 and it's as young as Trump.

ヒラリーはNY市長選に出る気があるって、何かの記事に書いてあったよ。
選挙でずいぶんお金を使ったみたいだけど大丈夫なのかね…

黒尽くめの暴徒がワシントンDCのマクドナルドの窓ガラスを破壊してるのがさっき流れてた
こいつら何なんだ

Is this true?

I'm a beginner fag.

白い車が家の右側に有ります

家の右側に白車が有ります

Are either of these correct?

>白車
sounds strange. should be 白い車。
Other than that either sentence works perfectly.

都市政治は全国政治とは違うし勝てるとは思えん
老人ホームに行った方が健康的には安全だな

It's fabricated. The handwriting of the memo looks too bad for a woman who's old enough to be a mother.

NYとかカリフォルニアでは支持されてるんじゃないの?まあ、他の国の一都市の事だからどうでもいいけど(´・ω・`)

どう見てもおっさんの字
女の文字じゃない

Thanks.

I was always under the impression that putting a location before who/the object, makes a sentence such as this look better. But if either is fine, that's good.

I don't dislike Melania too much...but her dress today is a little too much...

i think it looks quiet nice

>word order
That's the thing about an agglutinative language.

Melania is hooottt
Ivanka has the kanadajin thing in her

It's classy...but maybe a little too Jackie-Oish?

ISISに殺される瞬間が見られるかな?
youtube.com/watch?v=1UXYMPTdC40

active view 450,000 !

ohhhh he didnt shake Melanias hand

外国でも女文字とか男文字とか分かるんだろうか
日本だと90%くらい見分けがつく気がする

嫌そうな表情

誰かバロン君に声かけてあげて…(´・ω・`)

増える一方だな

テレビがライブで放送しないのは翻訳するためかな??

No, I completely understand that. But in the case of a "natural" looking sentence, regardless if it makes no difference to the meaning, putting when/where before who/what is better.

I was told this by a native, but maybe he's just an English teacher telling me lies.

バロン西

あ、NHKはライブか

これはどう?
女っぽい、それとも男っぽい?

>God is in their constitution
topkek

「あ」が女の子っぽい!
でも「え」と「お」が雑で凛々しい
どっちにしても20~30代の人の字だな

うーん、女!

I read the two sentences again but they still look pretty much the same.
The sentences are short, and so I can't even say which sentence emphasises more on the car being white or the car is located on the right.

トランプかわいそう
ハードル上げ過ぎだろw

>in god we trust
They even put god in their money.

that happened after 1864 and only appeared as the official motto in 1956, and people dont like it because it violates the first amendment.

because America was supposed to have no god in the government.

Better than allah, non?

トランプの前髪、尖ってるね

...

if they were secular they wouldnt be so backwards

It seems that it has something to do with their fight with communism.
The Real Reason 'In God We Trust' Is On The U.S. Dollar youtu.be/A36Iq5qNukQ

>people dont like it
"""""people"""""

>it violates the first amendment.
No, it doesn't.

大統領に就任したら髪型を変えると思ってた。
禿げている訳じゃないのに、もうちょっと何とかすればいいのにね(´・ω・`)

トランプの演説見たいのにうんこしたくなってきた

まだ平気よ…うんこしてらっしゃい(´・ω・`)

youtube.com/watch?v=vZy1WAWeVN4

オムツくらい準備しておけよ

ガキか教養のない女

>Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion, or prohibiting the free exercise thereof; or abridging the freedom of speech, or of the press; or the right of the people peaceably to assemble, and to petition the Government for a redress of grievances.

>Congress shall make no law respecting an establishment of religion,

>has appeared on paper currency since 1957. A law passed in a Joint Resolution by the 84th Congress (P.L. 84-140) and approved by President Dwight Eisenhower on July 30, 1956 declared IN GOD WE TRUST must appear on currency.

>a law passed making a religious statement appear on currency

how does that not violate the amendment?

God is also in whatever the brit call "constitution"

>god save the queen

アメリカって準国歌多過ぎじゃね?
もう間に合わない、、
ごめんなさい、未熟者です

PRESIDENTRUMPPRESIDENTRUMP

はははは、マジか
じゃどう書いたらいいのか?
男だけど

POTUS TRUMP