Waifu thread

Waifu thread

The rules are very simple:
>Claim your waifu/husbando
>Keep ERP and RP to a minimum
>Refrain from posting porn
>Most importantly: Commit heresy and take in the salt.

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still here

Claimed.

Tristana claimed

Waiting for esdeath

Umi claimed

Nothing really. I should watch the new cow chop. Haven't checked youtube yet

Penny~

>Cat
You and me both. Okay, not really, watching some of Colins old videos.

>Totally Not Breeki
Ayyyyy, Breeki.

>Trist
Pretty good little Yordle, you?

>Not Freedom Bote
>HERESY
>But...switched FROM a bote
.....reverse heresy?

Miho claimed

>mainstream as fuck
>says i have shit taste

Lol you're great at that as it is love you'll be fine.

No no I'm talking about Nico since she's obviously the best idol.

Ah I see.. i hope it gets better for you regardless though!

Best Idol claimed.

I think all of us are taking in excess salt for the heretic. There's enough to go around.

>stellar claim
I'm completely sober.. I swear!

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D.Va

quads confirm

is he getting help?

want saying you did. she cute. i just dont know her

then stop harassing me jackass

most of what I say is fact

im not scary why are people afraid of me im so soft

well my therapist has been speaking with me and I think I still need to tell him some stuff ive been hiding

>nico
Keep the corcle small amd dont worry sbout too many

Promise?

Rip soon. Make the time eith her memorable

>maki
You know whay i mean dude lol. Laying im bed watinf for my eyes to get really heavy them fall asleep. You?

Sup loser

Chilling in my comfy bed

How are you and your tomatoes?

Lol k

Pretty much. I guess no one is on Tera yet

Cirno reporting in.

Drunkard

Heyo smuggers

Last Yozora claimed for the night.

Goodnight and all that shit.
I have a whole lot less time on my hands so I'll be here less often.

I have no idea, and thats pretty spooky too.
>This is why I'm glad America/Guns.
>Most of what I say is fact.
No. This is why people don't like you, your opinions don't count as facts bro.
>I'm not scary
That one post about you stealing pantsu and jerking off to hand smell makes you really goddamn spooky.
>Hiding stuff from a therapist
Stahp.

Chii from Chobits claimed

You having fun? Also, what do you do for a job? It's okay if you don't want to disclose it here for obvious reasons

oshitwuddup

>be really into a hobby
>decide to surround yourself with like minded people
>enjoy talking about your hobby
>people see you and your group having fun
>they decide to FAKE the hobby to basically infiltrate your group
>the group finds out they are fakers
>call them on their shit
>they cry saying "you're mean!"
>"I should be entitled to your group because I emulate your hobby!"

You see where I am going with this?

see thats kinda it and also anyone here
is strange if you think objectively
>lightnovel
>anime
you forgot manga, video games, movies, and books
i was more trying to show peoples train of thought on waifus and shit, honestly if it's someone you feel you would get along with if they had the personality they're depicted witb then it shouldn't really be a problem

Hello

Also, OP is the Tomoko claimer. Shame.

I expected more of you.
It's disappointing.

Krystal claimed

Faggot.

have to go, cirno reporting out.

Promise Shinoa. I promise

Alright. If the story you wrote that's in the pic is true, then you have some issues. The fact that you're speaking to a therapist about it is great. Not many people who've been told or diagnosed bothered to follow-up. Do tell him everything or he can't work to his best

Hello friends
>no life
>Juvia claimed

I drive her to all our favourite places, I even drove her to the dealership I originally got her at.
>I'm gonna make a tomb stone for her probably
>It sounds weird but this car has been with me since '06 when I first learned to drive.
Tomatoes are good
>K, my daughter (basically) really likes them, they're sweet.

Do they succ like a vacuum at least?

So far it's calm so I think I'm getting better

No you're not
Shower time

Bye bye Cirno
>Tristana

AND I LOVE YOU TOO RANDOM SHITPOSTER!.

>furry

Says the animal fucker.

Does that cancel The heresy? Well not like it matters I'm happy now. Anything new you fuck?

Really think so? Well I got nothin to lose.

I feel like I'm back in League

Hey completely sober I'm heretic

Sup smug nerd

I was more talking about how the Light Novel Kirino is better than the Anime version. The anime added unnecessary tsun scenes to make Kirino look as bad as possible.

You expect things from me?
You really shouldn't.

hi

Hey hey, you should tease Chen. Say something about do you like furry penis. It's just to tease him
When did you start to come here?

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Kek

Thanks for the reminder

;-;
>have fun

Hey person I never talked to
You're really an heretic?

takeing advantage of an opportunity is not a bad thing I loved her her scent was intoxicating she should be honored I would be happy if someone did it to me . also why does wanting love so bad make me scary? I just want to be her pet

ive told him about what I thought was important but now people are telling me that stuff like that true story are bad and need to be talked about

Why hello.

Whats up?

Dount it

Yay!

>tomb
Just a picture of her is all you need!
Wew a 10 year old car. Its time fam for a new one fsm. Domt want her breaking down in the middle of nowhere righr?

Hows the love for beach idol?

Cory claimed

That's really good to hear love. Hope it'll stay that way!

No one has anything to lose. It's an image board. do what you want. If it triggers kids then that's their (pretty pathetic) problem.

Top-notch as always my man. Also, they're moving sometime as well. Brett confirmed it.

Kek. How's it hanging Cheeki?

If you were you should of stated that silly. She's the best if you look through misguided eyes.

Boss~

Of course haha. Kinda doing the same, just chilling.

The way you go about things is horrific. Property and things that people own shouldn't just be stolen, and people need to be given the ability to choose, plus in a relationship you should ease into things unless you both know that its what you want.

It's the therapist's job to see how are you and that story will probably aid in his work. Plus, it's confidential I assume

Love who you are friend.
Its true, i do love me some furry penis, much better then hairy penis.

Decided it pop in a few days ago, always saw these and figured what the hell might as well join in and see what its all about.

how are you? have any more pics?

Im so bored

Does the OP count as my claim?
I feel yes, but the way people have been using other waifus for the OP makes me want to say no.

Are you guys still confusing S-mug and myself?

Well, nothing is set in stone. I honestly don't even see this idea getting off the ground but I thought it would was a good idea.

talked about thats your choice, but
what he said kinda, everyone has their opinion and not everyone likes being treated that way

With a typo like that, you should be the one who's drunk
How's the lil' smug?

Nico Nico Nii~

EVA~
Everything going fine on your side?

I think they do it cause mods maybe. I dont know really.

Of Chii? Of course I do.

>Sober
>Stellar
Pick one!

>Bed
>This early
It's only 11 PM!

Lol, these people literally found my work address already. Or at least, Squid did. I'm a "security" guard for some office building. I mostly dick around on my laptop all night, and then my phone for a few hours before I get off on the weekdays.

I have absolutely no clue. This is unseen in the history of ever, the effects could be worth researching!
Not really, decided I'm probably going to take out that loan for the RX7 though.

See above. I'ma talk to my mom more about it tomorrow.

Whoops, my wording was off. I meant to say tease Chen about if he enjoys furry phallus. My fault

We'll find something. That was a good idea though

kinda confused first post by smug shows its him but after 50+ posts in thread it's hard to tell

What's the deal with these faggot ass threads? Go and get a real girlfriend you fat pieces of shit.

You knew that's what I meant! And please ask anyone with taste and they'll tell you.
It's just a shame I can't ship myself with myself.

Nico Nico Nii~ I Nico Need you!

this nonsense easing into things takes to long I know what I want and that is a GF. stolen they will never know just thought it was lost in the wash

yeah im showing him it next time its not my only story my friends say is not good ive done worse but im told I shouldn't share it here

Everyone should enjoy them! furry penis for everyone!

Hee, timezones babeh
It's 2:17 where I'm at

K

If you do, I can certainly guarantee you'll be chastised for it.

Not for me, sorry

>S-mug is more recognized as the Tomoko poster

Heh.

Yeah.
>10 year old car
>She's actually an '03 blazer I got used
>She's 14
>She's older than K.
Yeah, probably should've gotten a newer one sooner.
But she runs like a beast, she hasn't been doing too bad recently, got the oil changed and stuff. I just need her to last another year or two, after that I can put her to rest.
The only thing that doesn't work right is the back window sprayer.
>K's gotten a bit attached to her, she calls her Monika too.
>Its gonna be tough but It'll be a good opportunity for me to give her the death talk
Oh god thats gonna be weird though
>"K, sometimes... when things get really old, they just kinda need to be put to rest. It's better for them that they are put to rest, because they won't be suffering anymore, old things like Monika are usually a bit shaken up and worn down, and that can cause them pain."

We've talked before actually. Yesterday to be exact but I performed heresy and now this is my waifu. Pretty sure you can guess who it was.

Pretty big fam. I think it's gonna be a swell ride smugs.

Eh you got that right. That's how I see it. Its like fighting over a waifu. Meme away if you want but if you take it seriously wew lad

Damn that was pretty early. I sure hope they didn't destroy the house already...

I guess we'll have to go talk with the great pope of waifus :^).
Oh! Did you find one worth buying?

Sounds fun lmao

My fucking eyes are killing me right now

Sure thing sweetie

It's hot and I have a headache

>being smart is hard

If she ever found out she'd be fucking horrified.
Set up a dating profile if you know exactly what you're looking for, dominatrixes will flock to you by the thousands.

she does look cute

yea basically, so are you just shitting for fun by using tomo, lurk alot, what?

I would watch your back if your ever up against Gnar or Rengo then.

yeah ill just walk outside and get one its that easy you fucking idiot

everyone hates me and I do nothing to them I just say what I like and people hate me makes no sense

>horrified.
then she is an ungrateful whore I showed my devotion I just wanted her to be my mommy but no girls get all scared ungrateful and ignorant stuck up cunts I say

heh i just finished that dlc on saint rows 4 it was nice

Yeah, that's why.
For whatever reason, the mods are less aggressive when they do that.

You cheeky son of a bitch~
How's work going for ya?

You need me? Wew
>It's a shame I can't ship myself with myself
Selfcest is a thing :^)

Shit, did we? Don't tell me you're Iowa

B-but... ;-;

If only you knew.

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>ungrateful whore
Dude, you're somebody she doesn't trust intimately, she doesn't love you, she doesn't want to love you, you can't force your love on somebody.

Yeah it can get pretty sad..

Nico Nii needs her fans to go on! Of course I do and yeah I agree but then Maki would just be HEARTBROKEN. I couldn't do that to him..

I kited a gnar and haven't seen rengars, for now...
Don't give me thoughts on that please

>I just say what I like
It's the way you say it, that's probably why you're being disliked. That and the story pic

I cant say for sure. I think they where mad seeing the same guy making threads all day.

anyone know a site or app to compress images alot
the way you said your opinion makes you come off as kinda unsettling maybe thats why
if only i knew, if only *starts to beg for answers*

Yo fags, Neo claimed

>2 PM
That's even worse!

Who would that be? :^)
I sure did!
losangeles.craigslist.org/lac/cto/5752400560.html
Gunna message the guy tomorrow.

Funner than manual labor or retail, that's for sure.

Why?!

I'll have you know my mother is a nice lady!
S'alright so far, nothing much has happened. How you doin?

>a bit shaken up and worn down, and that can cause them pain
Penny pls, I'm driving like, a '70s Bronco right now, and the thing hauls ass like a beast... granted, it's highly unsafe for me to drive at the speeds I do in it, it just proves that it's nowhere near dead! You just gotta take care of it!
>Hell, I'ma be getting that '90 RX7 in the link above, that's old, but it's gunna be a beast as well!

So far, so good. Another week ahead.

Hoping it's the same for you as well.

Aw shit it's happening. How much you putting down for it initially?

I did, but I didn't acknowledge it since it's false. Ask anyone with second-rate taste you mean. You enjoy the current one however~.

No time frame on when they move, just know they are. Haha, that house has seen better days.

Long story short: I'm the longest running Tomoko poster of these threads.

Slut

what?

its not fair I hate her then none why do they need to trust me what does that have to do with it? we arent going to bdsm off the start also im the sub so she has the power

but it doesnt affect them so why care at all

Idk, they just hurt

You should let me use your lap again and sleep on it~

Well, two things about my blazer, the last owner didn't take very good care of her and she'd be way too expensive to fix, she'd cost much more than a newer vehicle.
>She'd end up costing me well over 10k

>Penny~

>haven't seen rengars
You never do until its too late... I love trying to predict when and where their gonna pop up and try to CC em before they ever leave stealth, every now and again i get a lucky naut hook or nami bubble and save the day.

BDSM is a bond of trust, its a relationship with a unbalanced power scale, and that power has to be treated with respect, and it comes with a lot of trust
She doesn't know you like you do, she doesn't know if you're gonna murder her in her sleep or not, and only time will tell, she'd learn to trust you, and love you, if you didn't come on so strong, steal her panties, and hover around her like a lonely beta. Everything about you in the normal world is considered creepy and horrifying.