ITT we are students in Hogwarts. The Sorting Hat determines what house you are in:
0-1: Gryffindor - values courage, bravery, nerve, and chivalry
2-3: Hufflepuff - values hard work, patience, justice, and loyalty
4-5: Ravenclaw - values intelligence, creativity, learning, and wit
6-7: Slytherin - values ambition, cunning, leadership, and resourcefulness
8-9: Filthy muggles who can't join Hogwarts
Dubs gets your house 2 points, Trips 3 points, etc. No points for muggles.
What if I'd rather go to Ilvermorny? Murica fuck yeah.
was a Slytherin until now, let's see if it changes
rolling for slytherin, hopefully get some points
ready to roll for more points, lets try quads now
Rolling for Hufflepuff, the stoner house
Of all the threads on Sup Forums, THIS one makes me feel like the biggest faggot.
But, you know, roll.
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I'm ok with Ravenclaw.
The crazy blonde chick's in that house, right?
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All these Slytherin Sup Forumsros
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCV9a1bt3EI
I reside in some kind of shit bowl
Obviously I am more awesome than anyone. Thus I belong in Hufflepuff.
AND THE SORTING HAT SAYS!
m.youtube.com/watch?v=ZCV9a1bt3EI
I also felt that way. B make me famous and I will chop off a body part. I promise.
i plan on killing myself anyhow
im a snake ass niggggaaa dont give me no huggle / raven claw shit nigggaaa swag yooo squad up swaggg
Welcome to Gryffindor. You wanna hang out with me?
I hope nearly headless nick rapes you with his nearly headless neckstump
Oh dear... I hope I don't get in horrendus Gryffindor...
ROLL FOR PRISON WOOOOOOOOOOO
YOU'RE A NIGGER HAIRY
na you get to fuck off back home m8
Haha, you get no house fgt.
yo fuck nigga i got swag yoo homie g up im stealing this cribbbbb
House cup winners 3 years running!
I always knew I was a slytherin...
IT SAYS RIGHT THERE, DICKCHEESE!
10 FUCKING POINTS FROM WHATEVER HOUSE YOU'RE IN!
2 points for Gryffindor!!
Rolling for Slytherin but i'd accept Ravenclaw. Hufflepuff is still good i guess but fuck gryffindor.
How's about get the fuck out m80
Ravenclaw pls
They're clearly kinky as all fuck
Alright fuck you cunts imma bomb the cauldron and 9 3/4
Oh shit niggero whats up?!
This is bullshit. Gryffyndor? Can I at least be a Death Eater?
Look at this fucking nerd!
What's wrong with Gryffindor??
>wanting to get crucio'd on the daily
Fuck that shit, let's kill riddle and take over the ministry ourselves
Rolling cause i like the way the sorting hat says hufflepuff.