ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

ITT: SHARE YOUR SECRETS

I like J Dilla.

I'm a progressively minded atheist, you know a real edge lord. Step up nigga

n.-

I did it I confess, I took the cookie from the cookie jar.

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You're sick. Do you realize why---- you have no FUCKING moral center, nor common deceny. We must agree to the social contract you fucking devient, I can't wait until we collectively hang you for your crimes against humanity.

You think this is a fucking joke? Hitler, Stalin and Berinie Sanders has better ethics than you're pathetic shit face.

I really like Katy Perry's Early stuff and I'm a metal head.

I'll do you one better, I'm a feminist. (I know someone who thinks women are people too!)

cool story

Fucked my neighbor in the ass when we're both 6. Never went for the puss since I'm a faggot

so just a couple years ago?

jesus... jesus man... good things the mods we're on top of that one, some things are just not meant to be shared!

agreed, he crossed the line. i wasnt even aware there was a line until now

J dilla is tight

i knocked up my wife's best friend. now the best friend and her exboyfriend are raising my kid.

No we don't.

fine with me

Dammit, just got here. Missed it

Trust me, you're not sorry.

> when i was 14 i found out there was a glory hole at my park
> went and got my dicked sucked, felt amazing
> legit stupid enough to think it was a by a chick
> cringe whenever i think back and imagine who must have been on the other side

21 kissless virgin reporting in

Can I get a hint as to what it was about?

nope, I'm not playing with fire

a picture asking people to say it was something bad
its a meme my friend

I think in the eyes of my friends, I'm really sexist because I would use terms like sluts and social justice warriors.

I raped a girl, Would do it again

I fapped to Wario's nose once

I am secretly jealous of my friend being in a relationship with this chick I liked, I pretend that I am happy for him and I lied that I was not interested in her just so I don't seem like a cuck, rip me out....

I'm psychically attracted to woman and emotionally attracted to men. When im with a woman i love the sex and thats about it, i feel nothing towards them. When im with a guy i can barely get hard but i feel so in love with them. I know i'll never be happy with whomever im with and will probably end up marrying some fat chick that will put up with it because im actually pretty good looking. No one knows this and i dont intend on anyone knowing.

fml

20 y/o lost my v card in February.
Wasn't too special. Kinda stressful, actually.

See, when you have sex, you have to be conscious of your partner's pleasure as well as your own.

So say you've gotten in a groove and can feel it welling up, but they ask you to then take a different turn or maybe switch position. So do you be an asshole and nutt right then and there? I'd hope you weren't so selfish.

Let me tell you, the first time I had sex, I didn't cum.

Jerking off is more relaxing.

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>I lost my v card recently so i can teach people how to have sex

autism

I fucked my ex gf while my wife was pregnant from our first child.

Fuck me right?

wrong

Circumstances man. We don't know your story.

Not how to have sex
Just my experience

lmao, everyone knows women only exist as cum repositories

i shoplift on a regular basis, mostly think about ways to fuck my boss and show large amounts of dark triad personality traits

>I raped a girl, Would do it again
story please. i tried this and backed out too soon

I secretly hope a WW3 woukd begin so I could die and not having to kill myself

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>be a state cop
>hate dindus
>profile them all the time
>get BOLO for particular dindu
>find dindu, take him down hard
>realise is wrong dindu
>dindu says he will sue me
>hit dindu a few times with ASP and call in 10-13
>dindu charged for assault police and failure to provide ID when asked
>feelsgood.jpeg

So get with a ftm who doesn't want surgery. Men's mentality and women's parts. Boom.

A man is in prison because he owns the house that a whole lot of pipe bombs, chemicals and some guns were found in. Thing is, I thought that house in the middle of nowhere was abandoned and that shit was mine. I felt bad about it until I found out he was a member of several hate groups.

I Purposely go out of the way to make friends. It feels like I"m cheating on my. I'm the only one he should with.

Accurate as fuck.

gj user. You did good... I guess.

I cum in my sister's clean panties and various other things to make her wear my semen

i come into these threads and make shit up for the lulz.

that is all.

I have no idea who i am or what I'm doing.

>said everyone on Sup Forums.

That actually makes me feel better. Sort of. Thanks?

I meet with older men on grindr for money
Am pretty straight and don't enjoy it but the money is nice
been at it a while
18 now
Haven't been found out by anyone I know yet

Never be ashamed of music taste. It's the best way for you to know who you really are.

faggot

u prob have the aids

Not really a secret with me, but maybe a secret that many people don't understand...?

I don't trust pretty or handsome people. The higher I would rate them, the less I trust them. From my experience, they tend to be manipulators far more than not so pretty people and relationships with them often suck and are not worth it, we only tend not to notice because of how infatuated we get.

Discuss.

i got my sister pregnant when she was 16.

Also just realized that I'm an extremely toxic person.

I fucked Alizee . InB4 op is bullshitting

you're a fucking dumb cunt

their is no logic behind that statement.

kys

agreed, plus they are usually selfish.

I'm a 15 year old French girl and I like lying on the internet.

tits or gtfo.

I'm in love of my internet BF
she so mysterious and full of problems
I like she talk to me and maybe help to feel good herself with my sarcasm
is ugly but i don't give a fuck
i'm not the kind of guy who look that thing in a woman
the problem because i not talk of my feel for her?
she's asexual...
Now i hang out with another girl
is a fantastic person and very beutyful girl bit i don't did it to forget her...
i love you Chiara...
PS. sorry for my very awful english but i'm not so good
understand me I'm italian and i'm yesterday i drink to mutch
I'm angain in hangover

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Pretty sure I'm in love with my best friend (I'm male, she's female)

bmp

Havent seen this meme, even used correctly, on Sup Forums in a long time.

this place is not what it used to be

nice

You are living in a dream, my dream.

Im fuckbuddies with my friend's gf's 13yo sister

You're trying a bit too hard, you shouldn't structure your sentences short with enter's, makes the post stick out in the wrong way, and you're using a bit too much broken english without balancing it with grammatical mistakes.

i know my best friends facebook who is dating one of my friend from elementary school and i log into his facebook and jerkoff to his girlfriends nudes all the time

How old are you?

old enough to know not to tell ppl how old i am...

im voting trump

16 for sure

nope, but i am at least 16

I found out my GF cheated on me. We talked and after a while I said I trust her again. But I don't and I spy on her since then.

I'm the one trolling Sup Forums since 2008...

... and I never -NEVER!!!!!- uploaded any porn, nude, or otherwise immoral pic.

I'm extremely lonely and only have a long distance girlfriend of two years keeping me from depression, although the thought alone I can't always be with her makes it worse sometimes.

I get upset looking back how I confessed to this one girl after my high school graduation and tried kissing her but she shoved me away in disgust after hugging me then laughed at me and told me to fuck off. It was extremely embarrassing and only made my insecurities of dating worse.

I got my first girlfriend in my freshman year a small pair of earrings I got by working a part time job several hours a week from August up to the end of January. She ended up cheating on me on Valentines Day with a good friend of mine. I got so upset I hit her several times the next day and got in huge trouble with her parents and mine. Still look back at it with regret I ever even bothered with her.

you're 19 fucker.

i remember your story.

also, good for you. fuck that pussy until that shit gets red and raw.

and dont let the moralfags get you down.

Nope fuck you.

Kek'd

ABORT ABORT
SHES A FEMINAZI

I have a tumblr where I shitpost sadboy poetry because i'm a massive faggot.

dont worry, we fuck as much as we can. she is on bc so we dont use condoms and i cum in her almost every time. and fuck moralfags, theyre just jealous

that explains a lot

Welcome to the friendzone

>26 m
>live with mother
>in basement
>1 friend
>my drug dealer
>never seen a boob
>never really talked to a girl
>ultra shy
>will probably be the greatest wizard ever
I mean there are some positives but that's not the point here.

i lost my job

been wetting the bed off and on for the month or two, may want to get it checked out?

True.
Although it's prolly us. I come here and half the thread and most of the replies i've already seen in the past, nor is there much ingenuity, maybe we just were a lot more impressable starting out.

You just aren't good at it yet dude, if you're doing it right it's infinitely better

Fuck you guys.
"In a minute I'll delete this content, any like it's the worst thing you've ever seen.

Too easy

Can't stop thinking about my half sister. Want to fuck her and fap to her constantly. Pic related.

My step dad started abusing me at age 9. He never touched me but he had me do things to his son. His son was older than me he was 12. He would film us and take pictures with this cameras than spit out pictures. it messed me up pretty bad. I've let boys do terrible things and I've done terrible things for others. I don't think I'll ever be normal.

Die in a hole
You too

After finding out one of my mates tends to get memory loss after doing shots, I want to take him out, get him drunk and fuck him without him remembering.

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