New Zealand Thread /nzg/

New Zealand Thread /nzg/

Monday drinking edition

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Id's gone blah blah, dunners, kebabs, cars, but where the weed at bro ?

Do bro's cheers mate

can someone fix this star goddamn

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Sup, dunedin here. went for a punch up at the bottle-o at 3am and both of us actually showed up.

was a tie

these threads are shit now

is this a meme now

its a person

>now

Why are IDs even gone?

tgafag reporting in
redundancy in 2 weeks
any jobs out there?

just move to thwere the jobs are

>drinking
whskey

army.mil.nz
get kekd before you get rekt.

>drinking bacon

Dunners also repoting, fucking bored as shit here. almost asleep because there's fuck all to do.

was Sup Forums just broken? couldn't post.

ye, i got that to

this is now a cuck thread

fake and gay

Good scrap.

I put my penis inside a womans vagina yesterday. AMA.

Where's the other guy? Or did you give a hiding to the sausage?

Rotorua checking in

you sure it was a woman?

Did you warm up the fleshlight before you used it?

also went to the jitsu was good shit man. also has anyone been to the izakaya? i want to go but the reviews are giving me doubt, it either glowing reviews or absolute shit. what are the prices?

Family member? Did you use protection?

Yes. The lack of penis and balls and a vagina in place of it was a good indicator.

Nope. I wish I had a fucking fleshlight though.

ITT we say things that literally never happened

he's the one holding the phone fam, i cant film, hold a phone for time AND a sausage. fucked that hotdog up tho fam

>protection
Yup, I had my rare Charizard card in my wallet like always.

not a good catch?

Dunedin reporting in, also, as per

Nah she was great. Chubby in all the right places.

woops forgot pic

Just turned 21, girlfriend is pregnant, wut do?

Coathanger her shit up fam

support her, don't be a nigger.

goes well with ciggies brah.
>eat a dick, you don't get bacon.

tfw no bacon

Go to the store for a packet of cigarettes.

>tfw have to move to canberra
>the one place deader than nz

tfw i cant eat bacon cos of my religion

I ain't no nagger, I'm actually pretty excited

Trips check'd

Hope for your sake theres an afterlife, but I still don't know if i'd want to live for eternity without bacon, sounds like hell to me.

Somalia disagrees with you.

where was the fight clip at dough?

it will be worth it after i get my 72 virgins

Congratulations on your 1, and trips, user.

there's a lot of kangaroos there, and no kiwis
aren't you glad?

but seriously, remember to get kangaroo insurance for your car, ESPECIALLY in canberra

canberratimes.com.au/act-news/kangaroorelated-road-crashes-on-rise-20141108-11hoed.html

tfw don't want to eat pig because of the parasites.

pigs literally will eat anything. even shit and drink piss.

oops forgot pic

See i go with the theory that I'll be able to sleep with more then 72 girls before I die, and then I'll just catch up with them all in hell.
And if ya girls you get in heaven didn't put out down here, why would they then?

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>implying the 72 virgins will be girls

>implying that's a problem

you'll probably be one of them

Congratulations on saving the thumbnail instead of the gif, user.

>insurance
You're supposed to just get bullbars m8

>not saving thumbnails for greater meme collections.

what about the sides dough?

Even if they were female, if they're middle eastern and haven't been raped by 7 they're not worth fucking.

t. 12 year old virgin

Wellington here.

Post a picture of your best friend.

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This guy gets it.

>tfw

Shitposting from the kfc drive through cunts. Waddup

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Get me a zinger and a large popcorn chicken

That's where the armour and the warboys go d00d

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FUCK OFF

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tfw no drunk cuddles. shouls not be typing rn

go home pajeet

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A bit like Hitler. Some question his actions, but you can't question that fashion sense

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IDbro reporting in. What should I wear for mufti day tomorrow? TFW first post on Sup Forums ever

Holy shit fake idbro, it's your first time posting?
Fucking kek.
Moving up from trolling the tinychat crowd eh?

>IDbro is dead.
>IDbro is a myth
like femanons

Underage b&
You're 17, nigger

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Kek

delet this

Case closed.

IDbro was never a real person though...
like bruh. IDbro was a made up name for no one.

IDbro was nobody. and everybody. he lives in all of us user.

White people. Am I right?

Niggers.

come on cunt!!
Eat the fucking nuggies!

>boiled chicken
You're not wrong

Chubby Northland slut

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adelaidenow.com.au/news/national/schoolgirl-pornography-ring-website-returns-10-days-after-being-shut-down/news-story/b2501823eddb1cdb0603599d3041a181

anyone know where it can be found now?i've been looking for hours. (yes i know this is a nz thread but maybe you guys can help me)

also dunners reporting in.

reported to the cyber police.
get fucked cunt.

>mfw nz actually has cyber police.

Fuck off