>> go to some friends house with gf >> friends are gay couple >> they have also some friends over >> two wild college chicks 20yrs old or so >> one of them starts to tell a story about yesterday >> ignore her, talk with a friend and gf about economy >> hear a sentence like "..there was like 5 guys in the house, I made threesome with two of them and one other watched us.." >> feel horny as fuck >> gf fucks like once in a month, we're in our 30s >> be horny as fuck and stalk this girl from our friends facebook friend list >> faceebook being a dumbfuck software and suggest me to her or sth >> she sends friend request >> add her >> she says hi
what do Sup Forums ?
Aiden Miller
don't ignore me, Sup Forums
Dominic Nguyen
Ask if she likes harambe
Elijah Sanders
Bump
Dylan Lopez
shit in her cunt
piss in her ass
Kayden Bennett
Dick pic might work
Landon Allen
If you're in your 30s, you need to ask a bunch of strangers for advice on women...you're not gonna make it.
Ayden Cook
actually tell her you have a girl, but keep flirting. If's she's a dumb college slut who's just looking for a good time, there's a good chance she might find the whole "forbidden fruit" thing hot and fuck you just on that basis alone. boom problem solved.
Caleb Reed
and also dubs has a very good point...
Ayden Jenkins
Op u dumb blond uve erred
Isaiah Sanders
Ill just say i dont think facebok makesbock shape-shift suggestions
Noah Garcia
pic of girl
Thomas Jackson
Op u r doormat to urself hold up op iv gotta sweep sum dust under ya
Tyler Gutierrez
honestly, if youre gf doesnt give the sex at least once a week you should try and expreriment. unless you love her too much or something.
Aiden Walker
Fuck this new girl in her ass shitty then have ur gf suck it
Adrian Green
IF DUBS YOU END YOUR LIFE RIGHT NOW
Jeremiah Hill
Op,
im in the same boat. Heres what I do.
At first, because ive been with the old lady for years, when i started back into the game it was hard. Got excited way too fast and it made shit awkward. After a few fails, i learned to control myself and busted out the confidence.
Now im drowning in poon, but it wasnt until i gained confidence in what i did to hook up. No strategy will work without this crucial part.
If your asking Sup Forums ur not ready for this. But since you pulled the trigger, dont give up, show some fucking confidence you spineless faggot.
tl;dr
OP is a spineless fag looking for courage in the wrong places.
Landon Ramirez
U have to have a long conversation which turns in2 a heart 2 heart & admit your gf dont give it up enuff
Samuel Walker
DON'T suggest fucking over facebook DO invite her over to ur place @ night
David Brown
But not till uv talked long enuf she thinks ur in the bff zone ewpnz
Isaac Russell
Then u kiss her, later pretend u were romantically motivated-she') probably have sex with another guy after u and not tell u, but w/e put it in her ass 4 me
Tyler Phillips
The moment she touches u, at your house, watchinh scary movie, u kiss
Jaxon Jones
Have some lube by the bed 4 me, brofesaurus
Julian Roberts
Ask gf if she wants to spice things up a bit with a 3 way? Just randomly...no reason... Maybe gradually plant the idea in her head... If not just chill with her and bang. Just don't text or do dumb shit that will get you caught.
Nicholas Hall
Do you really even have anything to lose by tryin to fuck this slut
Ethan Thomas
Is she an anal virgin? Dont ask this till ur dicks in her ass
Austin Nguyen
& when ur fucking her asshole on ur bed, have her lying on her stomach
Andrew Watson
You should debate her on p vs np. bitches love abstract mathematics.
Luis Rivera
U no u sound like an idiot and its obvious theyre equal
Austin Peterson
Dubs are always correct
Samuel Parker
He shouldn't be cheating in the first place, if you were any good at sex your wife/gf wouldn't deny sex to you
Adrian Stewart
thanks for some common sense in here
Sup Forums is always saying how girls are the worst for cheating, but as soon as a guy gets the opportunity to do so, he must definetely take it, because all girls are dumb..?
Chase Stewart
Then put her in the shower & piss on her
Jace Peterson
OP it sounds like you're searching for something that isn't in your relationship. There is only one way this ends. Your relationship sucks - and fucking/trying to fuck other people isn't going to fix things. You should talk to your partner instead of trying to score kinky sex with some random slut that probably has HPV. Or leave your partner since it sounds like being together isn't making either of you happy.
Christian Cruz
i never said she denied me sex fagget
i just wanted to smash while the smashing was good.