User, what's the whitest thing you've ever done?

>user, what's the whitest thing you've ever done?

An albino

Returned 10 bucks I found

Married an Asian girl

Had a job, studied, etc

Made loads of money and stick around in my children's lives

had parents that didnt leave

Read consumer reports

Grew up with both parents, graduated high school, went to college, got married and had my own kids, who I constantly tell Dad jokes to.

Watch my gf getting fucked by a nigger

Passed a background check.

I stopped masturbating with granola bar rappers once I was able to pick up gogurts in bulk. Its one of the only snack food wrappers that is already lubed and ready to go after you finish its contents

kek.

Walked for hours just to hatch an egg in PoGo.

I fucked a black chick while still wearing my boxers.

got a loan

I almost feel white whenever I eat bread or mashed potatoes

Got beat up by a nigger

Rich bitch

I preordered call of duty ghost, stood outside of gamestop for it, listening to Toto- africa on loop, drinking spicy v8 tomato juice in those little cans
>end result
I was not disappointed, best day of my life.

>I have a job
>My parents didn't leave
>I'm HIV negative
>I've got an IQ a good deal above 80 (mine is 139)

fucked my sister.

What's a "white thing"?

Is this some american racism bullshit?

I don't do coloured things

Indeed it is.

I've also been saving for last couple months to commission a fursuit from a company called one-fur-you, the unbox day will replace that day for sure.

Born white, still don't care about skin colour

I also....shattered my phone today dancing to dragostea din tei, i was first pumping and singing to it and my phone slipped out of my hand, phone got shredded. Im on my old phone rn

Hanged a nigger from a tree.
Slain hordes of muslims a few hundred years ago.
Im pretty much the whites dude in this thread

Crossed the street to avoid crossing the path of an african american

I went through a "gangsta'" phase while living in the suburbs.
Nothing whiter than that.

listened to eminem

Made a turkey sandwich with mayonnaise then put it in a lunch bag with an ice pack.

Yep, because racism only exists in America.

Read the Terms and Conditions

Now son pay attention because this is how you tell who the hidden mugger is

gone back to a store when I realized I got too much change back

i tip my pizza guy.

Done these. God, I'm SO white.

I purchased a firearm legally.

Damn autocorrect. .....how fruedian though i meant nigger and it just correcter to another term for nigger.

Also I know their term fruedian slip, that's pretty damn white

Lolll i did the same thing... wasnt even worth it i was too convinced I was going to get aids.

Conquered an inferior tribesmen and westernized those savages.

Bought a bike

listen to linkin park to get fired up, look out bus windows to get my inspiration, I have a dad, etc. etc

I got a job

Go wheeling

>you

I'm not a yank, so I don't even know what that means.

I got my girlfriend pregnant, then proposed to her and we're keeping it

>gave somebody money they dropped
>bought hobos food and gave them a few smokes
>been employed longer than a month
>had a father growing up

When i realized i put a chewing gum in a pocket in store after i realized that i came back and paied for this.

return an iphone 6s that i found

i got a job

>i came back and paied for this

Using that word is a really white thing to do ("yank"). You know how you see we yanks became since the colonial days? Well, that is how black culture became to white culture here. Difference here, black and white culture lives a short drive away if seperated in distance at all.

Whitest thing is probably not feeling inferior to white people.

Wow. Am I black? I've never done any of these things, I smoke way too much weed, I have a criminal record for carrying 2 knives, I graffiti train tracks, I've had a string of white girlfriends, two of whom have terminated pregnancies, I don't drink, I eat loads of greasy fried food, chicken included, I weigh 11stone and never put on weight

You're a white nigger is all.

i memorized the lyrics even though i don't speak the language

Also I used to steal bikes phones and watermelons when I was a kid no shit

Learned how credit works

Im a programmer and I did alright in school, and I talk white I guess...

The racist concept of something being a "skin colour thing" only exists in America.

Didn't destroy my neighborhood when I had an issue with the police

Got a job, knew both my parents, never stolen anything, didnt rape anyone

Learned what consent and condoms are

he said, while doing a slight variation of the same thing by asserting that such a thing can only exist in america

Learned how to express myself without shouting or relying heavily on animal sounds

this

also ate some beans on buttered white toast