So I see a load of hate for Sony lately...

So I see a load of hate for Sony lately, so lets hate on them further with a recap of the leaked slides from their Marketing Department

This shit is embarrassing.

Following Slides are Grown Ups 2 related

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> men's issues/potty humor

Um...can't see why that's been joined into one category

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gods work user, please post more

After Earth now

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This is like something a 5th grader would make.

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Were there extreme sports in After Earth?

>Females

Smurfs now

Cloudy with a Chance of Meatballs

Jaden Smith has fans?

You're not bullshitting us are you user?
This fever dream is something someone really came up to show to other people for their job?

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Amazing Spiderman 2

Now for my personal favorites, the next 3 slides are fucking hilarious

>food and man living in harmony

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The marketing research and strategy over that shitty Annie remake no one saw

And people say hollywood Jews don't loathe America.

Children make better shit than this. God, what the fuck is wrong with Hollywood?

Marketing departments are the scourge of all that is good in the world.

And this is the last one, just a little snippet of one from a slide about After Earth

How do we trick the public into thinking this is a good thing and then giving us money?

>Elysium
>Blomkamp
>Avoid socio-political themes

>There are brilliantly talented, creative people working in Hollywood and they have to take orders from and appease these fucking idiots

are these from the leaked sony emails ?

Yes. The gift that keeps on giving.

They make these kind of movies,coz americans like such movies. They even conduct surveys & that is how they compile the data,those key points that need to paid attention to.

I only have this,but my 2 cents

always gets me

Call me cynical, but as a non-American both those movies seemed like a big fat circlejerk for the US military. My suspicion would be that the producers probably got a fat cheque from Naval Intelligence to make them movies and the slides are reminding the crew to try and keep the advertising as subtle and low-key as possible.

IIRC the US Army contributed something like $2million towards the making of Halo 3 because "their target market is the same". I wonder how much they paid for American Sniper, or how much the CIA put up for Zero Dark Thirty?

IF THIS IS WHAT IS EXPECTED AT THE TOP OF THE BUSINESS INDUSTRY THEN WHY THE FUCK ARENT I STUDYING MARKETTING AND COLLECTING BIG CHEQUES FOR LITERALLY RETARD WORK

>Sinkster Six potential to break TWO BILLION

I can't even begin to understand the reality these people live in

>in 2020, Spiderman vs The Amazing Spiderman is released

Are you ready to lick everyone's dirty ass ?

>Amazing Spider-Man 4: Part 1
>Amazing Spider-Man 4: Part 2
>Toby and Andrew

Sadly no I can't do that

Unless they're attractive women I could do that

Maybe I had fucked up teen years but this would be the last thing to be seen as "cool"

They were most likely to categorize it as cool

That means 1% of teens versus 0% of others

Its a nonsense stat

I guarantee you it was teenagers fucking with them during some shitty focus groups.

>females

now thats what i call niche marketing

>Spiderman v Amazing Spiderman

Holy fuck these retards

Emma Stone becomes Carnage...WTF?!

>read key challenge #1

You know where it goes

>can't even spell "pleasantries" right

>toby and andrew together= about 2billion in profits

its that thing where theyre like

>if you spend too much time proof reading emails and shit youre not spending enough time on REAL WORK
>therefore you need to slobbishly throw together an email that looks like it was written in pigsbood in a bathroom

>Emma stone as carnage

JUST FUCK MY FRANCHISE UP

It's from a weird plot point in the Ultimate Spider-Man comic. A clone of Gwen was also Carnage but then got the Carnage part of her removed so she was just Gwen. I think, been a long time since I've read it.

Anyway yeah it's moronic.

And to think a huge chunk of a movie's expenses goes to these marketing fools.

>Maseo had hiws own receptionist taking notes which i think was offensive
>trusting receptionists employed by these gaijin morons

Interesting and I agree, moronic.

I would pitch Emma as carnage if I was trying to lose my job. These faggots take it and put money on it. And nobody gets why they bomb so often?

>food is fun

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>Jaden Smith fans

>Emmerich "Pedigree"

It's more about going for the international market mate

Wait I'm new to Sup Forums. These slides are 100% from Sony marketing department? I'm not being trolled here at all?

I was hoping that we'd get an amazing spiderman 3 with emma stone playing mary jane just to confuse everyone
alas

>sir give me 2 b rate actors and 200 million for effects and I'll give you 2 billion dollars

Lemonade out of fucking lemons.

>overall this should make us apx 12 Billion in profits over 5 years

absolute delusion

>I'm new to Sup Forums am I being trolled

Usually yes. But this is Sony

>these fucking powerpoints

jesus h. christ those are awful, it's like they were made by children for children.

This is the job the ditzy girls from highschool get and call themselves 'marketing specialists'

Post more emails

WAIT HOL THE FUCK UP. These are serious emails. When they say about 2 billion THESE ARE SERIOUS NUMBERS THEY EXOECT TO GET!? By all means I am no expert of the film industry but I thought tge point of people like them were to be as realistic as possible about their profit. I refuse to believe they realistically thought they would make 2 billion

read the 3rd to last line m8:

>THIS WHOLE THREAD
the fucking sony emails make it feel like christmas year round

>he had his own receptionist take notes which I think was offensive
What the hell? Why?

WE CONTROL THE NOTE TAKING
THIS IS OUR COMPANY
SEND HIM OUR NOUTES

ps Cake will be served at 11am teehee

I love this shit, it just proves how kikey entertainment is and all they care about is making money.
I can picture a boardroom of jews shouting the words MILLENNIAL, BRAND, TARGET AUDIENCE, PRODUCT PLACEMENT

>NOSTALGIA

this isnt real is it? like im so confused. surely this is satire

Salty snacks????

Just remember, these are the people that are getting paid in the 6 digits at a multi-million dollar company, and you're here shitposting the hours away on a Japanese anime site.

Beverage integration

Is this some American taboo thing? I'm a britbong and have never been in a company-to-company meeting where there hasn't been one person taking notes from each side.

What's confusing about putting spider-man on a bag of chips

>Sell spiderman licence for 5 billions dolars

wtf

Amy Pascal was still running the show at that point.

One of her emails she complains that she found it offensive some guy was having his secretary takes notes for him.

>cool internet meme

Post her picture.
The one where she looks like she has downs.

This is so american I want to throw up.

I wonder how much these people are paid?
Like are they unpaid interns? Or are they pulling in six figures ?

>Emmerich Pedigree

>leaving your shirt on cause you got fat

Not gonna get a prize that way goyim

I want to leave this sausage factory tour now

Go watch London Has Fallen cuck

>grown ups
>potty humor
>feels
>smarts

Why do so many americans talk in this fucking infantalised made up baby language?

What's all of this pictures about? For what purposes were they made? I dont think movie directors do their job according to this shit. It's for producers, right?

>I dont think movie directors do their job according to this shit. It's for producers, right?

For studio executives.

Kek is that Mike?

yeah its for stupid investors (producers)

they do market research and get them to make up some slideshow so the investors can come in and feel like theyre up to speed with the project

they keep it simple because investors arent smart theyre just rich

Why do you think so many directors leave capeshit films or films in general over "creative differences".

And why do you think so many massive 100-150 million dollar budget movies have literally who's in the director's chair?