Give a 20 year old birthday boy some life advice

Give a 20 year old birthday boy some life advice

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drink more
nothing is worth it
life is a piece of shit

also, don't trust anyone
work on yourself
don't get emotional about other people
bitches aint shit
what else is there..

Unless u are really good at one thing and have been doing that thing all your life, stay in school.

Dont drink in drive, Keto, Dont be scared of anything

Never take what a woman says at face value.

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forgive me, I'm drunk
but this

Noone's gonna believe in you mate. The only person who's gonna believe in you is yourself, mate.

Go more outside, enjoy life and nature and start dealing with the fact that everything dies one day, you too.

Stop referring yourself as a fucking boy and be a man and meet new people.

>Give a 20 year old birthday boy some life advice
Oh shit OP it's my birthday too. Happy birthday my dude

>Stop referring yourself as a fucking boy and be a man
Nobody says "birthday man" the term birthday boy is a rather universal term which can be applied to someone of any age so long as they have a penis.
I will agree with you a bit though and admit it does sound a bit childish but I dont think anyone really gives a fuck besides you.

Autists and people who don't realize they are pretty much just say shit like this

Knife with gun or gun with knife?

The world is meaningless. God is dead.

But here's the good part: The world is your oyster.

only two choices in life

You will always be a child your entire life. With all the pros and cons that go with it.

Build good credit by only using your credit card for cheap things like gas or $25 groceries. Before you use your card make sure you can pay it all off by the end of the month. That builds good credit fast. Also if your bank wants to raise your credit limit, say no and stay at the minimum.
>$6000 debt at 20

>thinks 6k debt at 20 is good credit

Yeah... don't think that's what he was implying.

more like explaining that he knows what he should have done

people are cunts

down to the last speck of their existence

Nobody in life is gonna notice the extra work you do, but they'll notice every little thing you left undone. Take the extra steps, pal.

Do not drink
Do not do drugs
Do not smoke
None of that shit will do you any good, it's only detrimental to your health.
Save money, as much as you can.
There is something that is your passion that you want to do.
Go fucking do it!

an hero ASAP

why would you want to not enjoy life just to be good at something

You're a fucking retard.

you're boring

if you can name more sober people that are famous for something great than off their tits people that are famous for something great I'll give you ten billion dollars

Thanks mate, I'm sure you know we share a birthday with MJ

Fuck yea we do. Heehee *rapes child*