There's a cat in my yard.
How do I befriend it?
There's a cat in my yard.
How do I befriend it?
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Cats love water, the way it flows mesmerizes them. you have a hose?
Shoot it in the head. It'll never leave you
Chicken, tuna, milk,water.
Also duck down and try to make some kinda kissing sound while gently shaking your hand.
Run at it at your top speed if you out run it it'll submit to you as it's lord and master
Leave cans of food outside everyday for the cat to eat, he'll start showing up more. They also love water.
Talk to her
Hide, it's plotting your death.
warm milk in a bowl
warm antifreeze in a bowl
oh my. Now this is podracing
Buy it's wares
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>Cat in my yard
guide to cats youtube.com
I put Tuna out but it just caught a mouse or frog and trotted into the forsythias
> leave
> because a tree in the pic
Lol gud 1 m9
really you make this incredible claim and now youre just going to softball it in like that?
this isn't fucking viva pinata
this is well and truly beyond the pale here. care to explain
rape
Dubs and you buy a trap and trap it.
I just want a friend
OP you're playing with fire.
Cats can kill you with a scratch, or a bite.
They are in constant contact with dead and rotting animals.
Save yourself, and put the cat out of its misery. The cat is on your property - meaning you can shoot it legally. .22lr. aim for center mass.
PIC RELATED.
Update
Cat gone
that cat was gonna kill you anyways.
Mind the edges there son
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