You have been invited to a gay orgy. What do you bring?

You have been invited to a gay orgy. What do you bring?

An AR-15.

Go but watch from the sidelines because whilst it sounds fun, I know my body couldn't handle it.

Aids

Nothing cause I wouldn't go and i'm not a faggot unlike OP

Appetizers

A woman

an ar-15

Inb4 cringe weaponry

my favorite tennis player

A gun, finish what the orlando shooter started.

>A woman
your IQ is what, 75?

Lube

My toothbrush...
:^)

pic related

A buzz lightyear figurine

Like 83 at least

jelly diamonds

A gun that shoots knives and mustard gas.

THE NOISE

>Like 83 at least

what part of it being a gay orgy didn't you get?

Can't women be gay?

First post best post

HIV

>Can't women be gay?

No. That makes it a lesbian orgy

lame samefag

>A homicidal, radical, Muslim.

A hard on

A bomb.

You are somehow homophobic, mate

Axle grease and two hundred bucks worth of poppers.

butter for everyone

Thanks, friend. Will you take my toothbrush and prep my ass, too?

Id have to bring the AK. Gotta say itll be a good day

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/thread

Are you me?

popper

a chainsaw

No. A Sig Sauer MCX

Look how edgy these closet fags are.

RapeX

Amyl, Jockstrap, Bag of Dildos, Cock Ring, Bucket of Industrial Lube, A gimp mask, a sling, a length of 1/2 inch chain and high tensile bolts

Classy

Donald Trump

my hard dick and a jar of vaseline