Waifu Claiming Thread!

Waifu Claiming Thread!

>Claim your waifu/husbando
>No claiming waifus/husbandos that have already been claimed
>No stealing waifus/husbandos without trips or more
>Post your waifu/husbando if you want to be taken seriously
>Insult other waifus/husbandos relentlessly
>Get to know each other
>No RP/ERP and refrain from being lewd
>3D is almost always trash
>Fur is always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Enjoy yourself

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twitter.com/AnonBabble

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Media can still be ignored. I'm pretty out of the loop. I found out about the earth quake in Italy by misspelling someone's waifu name

>Doll
I don't understand it either Doll

>Kneesocks
Lol, I thought when school was in session, it'd be the opposite

>Renge
Rengee

>1 girl
Usually when I'm bored and around crowds, I start to picture what people do when they pass by. Or you can do something silly like play guile's theme as others pass by

>Yuno
Sleep is good for the body. The should make a drug of sorts to help us with that.
I use oatmeal in those cases

>Rem
What's this?

Tristana claimed

Crit King

Brave Frontier Omni polls.


Calamity-masu'd

Claimed, fufufu

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Cancer

I know it is, from now on I'll devote my life to making something like this
Man why does everyone like oatmeal, I think its actually disgusting
Am I the weird one?
Oh that's pretty sweet
The guy sounds actually pretty nice, all the things he lets you get away with
Wow maybe you're doing a bit too much of the caffeine
Yuno there is such a thing as caffeine addiction?
You sure it's only the case with music?
I wish I was as open minded as you, I just really can't

Oh lol, that could be funny if I turned it up a bit. Earlier I was singing along to my eurobeat, that was funner than I thought it would be.

Claimed

Hey doll, how's it going for you?

Nyanpasu my dude, what's up?

D O N G

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Jeesh man, I guess Im just a sponge is all.
I just soak all the terror in.

Na na na, work means Im busier. School gives me a pre game. Pretty fly

I ride the line of addiction real hard.
I ride that line with a lot of vices.


Sorry boys, class is starting. Auditing, fun.
One to leave on.
m.youtube.com/watch?v=CnQ8N1KacJc

An alarmingly-high percentage of those who watch anime, have been deprived of the knowledge necessary to interact successfully with other human beings. Anime is nothing more than cartoons with featureless expressions, expressions that the audience often mimic and attempt to pass off as "socializing". More often than not, this is met with derision and scorn, as it should be.

Those who watch anime have not matured. They are stuck in eternal limbo between childhood and pubescence, completely unable to respond appropriately to others in the outside world. I suppose as long as they're contributing to society in some manner, shape or form by working a computer job from home instead of polluting outside with their awkward ugliness and foul scent, then I have no major issue with them.

>tl;dr: watch all the anime you want, manchild, but don't bring your stink anywhere near me

It's stuff for a game. They're making evolutions for popular units or people who voted for them to have one. You should play it.

later kneesock
always fun having you around

Playing metroid fusion while trying to sleep. Also raging silently at my uncharging phone. Cord might be fucked so a new one is in order. Also a new battery. This one drains so damn fast.

Well, he thinks I only listen to music. He doesn't have a clue about the laptop, so...

Sup mang?

Nymph -HLP

Yes?

Oatmeal by its plain old self is disgusting; I add my own twist to make breakfast a delight, it's not much though

Sounds like your doing your time right, right on

WAKE UP. Wake up. Waking up to make breakfast and well

This is true. I'll keep in contact too when u start Thursday then

But I'm not sure what it's about to start

Quick!

Oh boy a thing.

You're a summoner, you summon stuff to fight for you, summon waifus material maybe, or husbando, get followed by goddess and this other chick, and this one guy. Kill four gods. Move on.

I actually don't think he would mind
But you know him better than me
What do you do with it then?
It could also be, because I am not a huge breakfast eater, just eat a piece of fruit and I'm set for a few hours
>Just ate my first sandwich of the day
And i wasnt even that hungry

Hm?

My battery is beyond screwed, I need to get it replaced. It just dies at some undetermined point that keeps getting higher. Right now it's at about 55% when it dies. Also sleep usually comes easier when you're not playing vidya but metroid is worth staying awake.

I'm not awake
I had to get up at 6:30 this morning and I am not pleased

This dick :^)
But not really
I have class tonight and that makes me absolutely flaccid

Just doing it however I can. I'll be up all day pretty much, so I've got that to look forward to.

He would. He's very professional. As long as I keep making it seem like I do my job, I'll be fine though.

>Not wanting to see school girls and senpais
Your dick is gay mang.

Oh I understand now. It's an interesting concept.
>Four gods
>four kings
Is the story going to be depressing?

I prepare oatmeal to last me two days.
It's the typical quaker oats, panela, cloves and Mexican cinnamon sticks, and maca. It makes it desirable for me

Too late!
Try again?

I hate waking up early as well

Heeey! Nice

Well then.
youtube.com/watch?v=94SL9CJzr9s

Okay?

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Depressing at some parts but it gets better. Brave Frontier's the game, mobile game. It's fun, add me if you get it

6663622052

Very sleepy suddenly
Gonna take a break from the thread and nap
Later guys
>Sleepy after a huge cup of coffee
Don't as why

Take care man. You and I are complete opposites

Your waifus dont exist

Where the fuck did you come from, Smugs?
>Unless you're 2.0, in which case in comin for you.

IT'S FIGHT OR FLIGHT!
READY ?
GO!!!

>Dat number
My guess is that it's for curse chat? I don't have that I'm afraid

Heyoo Smugsy, how's life?

I'm afraid of going outside enough. Still I go out if I need to and close my ears with music(I'll link when I get home)
Hello taiga

Monster has been obtained. Let the day begin

Hello QT

>schoolgirls
Everyone is like twice my age

It's hell
What are you up to Tristy?

Aahh, uh. Fight, no flight, no fight.

I don't know

Filename. Im not alt shinoa and im not buying you that figure and let you pay ONLY for shipping:p

Grand. Had my cofee and donut. Getting ready for school now. You?

It's a friend code. You'll figure out how to add it.

Hey, how're you?

Loli madman

Hey, Alice. What's good?

Cougars lookin for cub? :^)

I figured the cost of the figure itself was rather obvious that id be paying for it...
Also, mornin Smugs.

Im at a point I shouldnt be. Trying to do wall jumps in Fusion is so damn difficult.

Good morning Shiro
What was the plebbit post? I was in the grocery store and I'm not home yet so it's a hassle to try and figure it out
Just picked up some energy drinks. Going to be staying up until I hit 110 in WoW tonight
Renge

Zarya is underrated bab.

I haven't checked the price. I take it was about $20-30? Good morning, plushie. What did alt shinoa do that was so bad?

Brave Frontier Omni polls. All of those names are getting evolutions. You would have to play to understand I guess

Morning. How're you?

Sounds hectic. Have fun and don't die.

Aan?

It was $29.99!
Fucker won't take pics to prove he lives in the building across from my work!

>Check bank accounts
>One of my loans has disappeared
It feels so nice not seeing 2 loans there anymore~

Oh, I never even heard of it so I definitely will not understand it
Hungry. I still haven't eaten today and I've been up 8 hours
Hectic is one way to put it. Not very smart is another. Either way it's going to be fun

Ohhh YES!

Killer croc claimed...

Damn just as much as a gundam model i wanted! And that's creepy weird:/

I don't know what a loan is like~

Fuck you

Bah, it's fine then. I can probably nab one online.
That he won't take pics, or that I want proof?

Is that due to being rich, or not having anything worth taking a loan out for?

DO YOU LIKE WHAT YOU SEE?

I'm good, just got those Monday morning blues
Praying this week goes by quickly and painlessly

The absolute madman

One can only dream

Then get that sweet ass to bed and go the fuck to sleep Rory

Hey Alice, what's up with you today?

BOY NEXT DOOR

I'm trying to stay positive, even though I didn't go to school today, which makes me feel like shit.

PERFECT!!!
ROUND TWO, DO OR DIE, GO LIVE!!!!!

Taking it easy until Thursday, that's when school starts for me

I...uhm...err...Skype number?

Breakfast time, studying, and taking a break from my usual run
>Tristana

BOY NEXT DOOR

Any dream analysis fags on today?

I dreamt I ate a pencil during a test.

WHAT DOES IT MEAN?

Just got back from the grocery store. Leveling up another character before the Legion pre event ends tonight

3 months to live.

youtube.com/watch?v=fozZPQ3ujKE

>nice get
Perhaps it was a test about pencils and in order to answer the last question you needed to give an oral statement about the texture and taste of a standard pencil

Perfect. I'll finish my first semester and fucking die.

It's fun but sometimes you get more salty than you ever will playing league

I wall jumped up an area that needed space jump boots and all I got was this lousy missile expansion
Have the results of me pressing my middle button on my autocomplete many times.

I don't even know exactly what that is but best of luck to you with the grind

Sounds like a fun time
I'm studying while I work to the best of my ability

Why didn't you go to school? And it's nothing to get too worked up about.

I'm playing World of Warcraft. Legion is the new expansion that comes out tomorrow and the pre event is an invasion and it gives stupid amounts of experience + gear boxes

That reverberated percussion sounds amazing, like a soft wall of noise. I'm exploring shoegaze mostly lately but more on the England side.
youtube.com/watch?v=T739vBm2TN8

Partly because barely got sleep last night, and anxiety. I'm more worried about my mom.

Ahh. Never actually played WoW so I don't know much about it. MMORPGs really aren't my thing.

What's going on with her? Try to relax and maybe take a nap. Just take it as a good chill day.

HELLOO! Whats going down everyone?

The ground

My quality of life

>renge

BOSS OF THIS GYM

Hey bby!

Renge! It's ok, most the time my life is a wide away nightmare.

Classic.

Homura my love! How are you this morning?
>witty file name 12.jpg
You need help with that Shiro?
I didn't get much sleep either
I like them. I can't seem to finish single player games

*awake

Goddamnit.

She gets real worried and panicked when I miss school, makes me feel real scummy. I guess that's what I should try and do, but I don't know if my mom is gonna allow that.
Nope, I am fine. Some pictures I can't really say anything about them though so I just give them a 'witty file name'.

Good news and bad news

Good news: my roommate is chill with me being a faggot, and we went to a rock climbing gym, which was fun

Bad news: he Vapes

After a quick google search and a virus, dreaming about eating pencils is apparently really good.

Good luck and knowledge will come to you, but not in a way you would predict.

>Bad news: he Vapes

so he's a fag too?

Sergeant Recker

>he Vapes

Just tell him it upsets your allergies and asthma. Ask if he will vape outside or at least the bare minimum in the dorm room. Maybe open a window or something.

Doing better now, woke up 4 hours early but I managed to get some sleep back. What about you?

In the game

Next step is to get him to claim a waifu

His waifu is obviously Euphoria