What do you do if you see them in a dark alley and they demand that you give them your wallet?

what do you do if you see them in a dark alley and they demand that you give them your wallet?

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do they have gun?

make them wear skirts

I would just laugh and keep walking.

Keep going and ignore them you fucking pedophile

If it's so dark, how did I see them?

Grab their skateboard and smack the nearest one, steal her stuff, and if I want then rape

Keep walking.
Walk faster.
Pretend I can't hear them.

>Put hands into pocket
>activate release valve
>pants fall down
>revealing my hard cock

rape them.

Give them the fucking wallet. They could ruin your life with false molestation charges

convince them my dick is my wallet

Lol if they have a gun I'm getting a new hole in my liver and their getting raped.

I was going to be offering them money any way ...

False

cum on their faces

ask tthem why they look like 90s throwbacks

I kill them because they wont do anything with their lives anyway and they wont contribute anything to humanity as well, they are basically worthless, useless beings at this point and everyone like that should die or not be allowed to reproduce.

Do they look like they have a gun on them? Where would they even hold one to draw out on you?

Tell them they can suck my dick instead.
Kids these days are sluts. They will comply.

only if you gave them your wallet with your ID in it you idiot

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^^^This any day^^^

FUCKING KEK

That'll show em

absolutley right....
how is that false??

offer them a good old pussy and ass licking in eschange

I'd fuck the cat goddess looking one in the middle.

Best answer in this whole shitty thread
props to you user

Agreed.

this gave me a mommy fetish srsly i can remember now

Why kill them we need idiots like that to do shit jobs for us

i think you have no idea what cg looks like

DDT of the top rope, sweet chin music, and RKO

I sad kill or not allow them to reproduce, depending on the individual

Typically I have a syringe full of heroin in the same pocket I keep my wallet in, so I'll just inject them as I hand it over. Given that I won't have much accuracy and likely not hit a vein, it will probably take about 5 minutes to reach full effect. Me being a grown man with a heavy opiate tolerance could handle a shot of that size, but their small frame and lack of familiarity with opiates will ensure death. Once they crumble to the ground, I'll retrieve my wallet.

presssing f5 hoping for unwanted cp bomb

>Punch the one in the middle right in the nose breaking the bridge
>take skateboard and use it to bash the one on the right
>rip crop top off of middle one and use it to gag left
>take skateboard and girl home to fuck and shred sick rails.

RKO OUT OF NOWHERE OHMYGOD

>unwanted

Or you could just tell them "no"

>all these cancerous faggots replying to a forced meme from another board

Facebook wants you back, kids.

Not in the age of smartphones and Facebook.

>you say no

>they take pic of you and go to police "this man just touched me"

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Come one come all..with your dropbox's

You're contributing to cancer you fat fuck.
Kys you worthless piece of shit.

ask them if they want to make a movie with some of my friends.