ITT: You have the option of taking Jessie Spano, Kelly Kapowski, or Lisa Turtle out on a date

ITT: You have the option of taking Jessie Spano, Kelly Kapowski, or Lisa Turtle out on a date.

THE CATCH: Only one of them is a guaranteed lay.

>only one is a guranteed lay

Yeah but the implication

Also Kelly Kapowski

This

Is it the one I pick?

HIDEOUS American plastic monsters.

mmh what a difficult decision

of course the goat

Kelly
How is this even a question

Kelly is not gonna put out you idiots. She's focused on her grades and extracurriculars and shit.

Thats Jessie you idiot

TAT was pretty hairy back in the day, so her.

Kelly was the slut, bro
It was Jessie who was all IM SO EXCITED IM SO EXCITED IM SO EXCITED

>dat tummy
this show was for kids?

Jessie, because she's uptight but probably a bobcat in the sack where she can let her inhibitions go and made to feel like a woman.

Jessie, she clearly had some of the genetic flaws that would lead to a predisposition towards addiction. Give her a taste of the C, it will be guaranteed that she'll take the D.

Kelly would play hard to get then dump you for the next big thing but she would put out

Lisa would be high maintenance and probably would see right threw you and probably would put out

Jessie would be too focused on school and would put out just so she could get back to work

It would be a more interesting question if it were Jessie or Lisa. With Kelly, it's a no-brainer.

Kelly was a prude cunt.
Jessie was a feminist cunt.
Lisa is obviously the one that puts out.

So the answer is Kelly because niggers are gross.

Lisa because Screech is my only competition

Lisa is the cutest.

It aired on NBC at 11:00 AM EST on Saturday mornings, typically after Captain N or the Alf cartoon.

>Here's Alucard, you know, from Symphony of the Night

Just get Jessie hooked on pills and be her only source. I'M SO EXCITED I'M SO EXCITED.


Also: AC Slater> Zach