What kind of girlfriend do you want

what kind of girlfriend do you want

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Did you just assume my gender?

one that meets my unrealistic standards.

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>pale
>skinny
>tolerates my habits&hobbies
>has manners
>is a real grill

> like this

One that exists...

Skinny
Curvy
Small, but not necessary
Cute face
Top it with overall going to gym to train them legs, ass and small waist

One that is real...

I'm pretty sure I'm the only one who would want a stripper as a gf. I grew up around strippers and I guess I just became really attracted to women who are. I have dated a few and enjoyed it.

Specifically would want a gf who has tattoos, piercings, and black.

One that's ok with my wife.

So in other words this

I want a girl with dick

What's wrong with her upper lip? Was she born with a hairlip?

a real one

One that doesnt open her mouth unless spoken too or old to one that is submissive and one that wont talk back or stand up for her self you know a soild 10/10

real one

One like that

One who can keep a secret

>Married

One that my wife wouldn't be mad about.

a huge bimbo please

a breathing one

The one that I have rn cause yk I love her and shit

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Pretty 7/10 or up, quiet, open minded in bed, likes black guys. Not much tbh

her

same girl in op's vagina

One who is cool with my interests but has her own (not just a boring social media obsessed girl who just watches reality shows). I wanna show her shit I'm in to and in turn have her do the same for me.

One who has some compassion but isn't a prude

Smart and able to make a joke and take one

Interested in physical fitness but not a vain gym rat.

Sweet to me but willing to call me on my bullshit

Not an obnoxious sjw

As far as looks I love a broad range of women. From petit little things to curvy girls. No fatties or gawking horse faced trogs...but I'm not super particular about this feature or that feature. Blonde brunette redhead , white black Asian latina. I just like women of all types.

Nope, just your orientation.

This is Sup Forums
just need one that doesn't need a glove in the winter.

one that loves me

should be [spoiler]flexible[/spoiler]

Like these sexy nigresses.

why does this shit never work for me

>Between Skinny and Slightly chubby
>Short Red or Black hair
>A couple tattoos and piercings
>Above Average height (5'6-5'9?)
>Not right wing
>Cute
>Knows what she wants in life.
>Funny

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Amen.
I'd spoil her like the princess she wants to be and fuck her like the stripper she is on the inside. If the relationship is ever going off the deep end. Gangbang her with a group of hung ripped black men. Make a porn out of it. Will always be in live with my bimbo gf

>Redhead, long hair
>Pale, white skin
>Soft, big tits ( DD to I cup )
>tight pink pussy
>Innie pussy
>a big, red bush

Holy shit please tell me you got more of her

silly faggit, chicks dont have dicks...

Longer haired version of her basically?

no you retard if anything he assumed your sexual orientation. except he didn't, because he's not asking you.

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FUCK YOU AVELINO RICAFORT GIMAO I WANT TO INSTALL MY FUCKING WINDOWS 10 ON MY FUCKING COMPUTER NOW

NOT good girlfriend material. have a bimbo as a side bitch, or just to keep on a leash so to speak. Not great to get involved with

A live one

That's my gf you pervert don't get any ideas.

Second that

no spoilers on Sup Forums dumbass

fucking perfect body. need to see face

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Dudebro! I was damn near raised by strippers in AK after about age 14.

They taught me soooo much.

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One discreet as the grave so my wife never finds out.

A real one

Having dated girls of both sides of the spectrum from 2/10-11/10, I have concluded they are ALL equally crazy as fuck. So I only go for girls out my league nowadays. 11/10 only. Because no matter what, we probably won't have anything in common anyways, and she's going to have some serious issues no matter what.

Just fuck my shit up, fam

Girl

Bimbos are literally the hottest women in the world. Especially dumb submissive bimbos. All faked out and objectified.

A wizard one.

an asian one with a cock ;P

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Traps with small cocks are hot. I like it more though when they either don't have balls anymore, or are in essentially permanent chastity. They shouldnt cum. They should learn their place as sex objects, they aren't people. Fetishize them, use them, but never respect them.

meh I like their dicks myself. Suckbitesuckbitesuckbite

this
oh god I hate my life

bump

You guys have really high standards for beeing Sup Forumstards

I want a gf that browses Sup Forums.
Is that too much to ask?

we're studs you fugly whore

>gf who browses Sup Forums

so a cheating slut with inferiority complex who shares nudes with anons?

>cheating slut but doesn't go outside
>inferiority complex meaning she tries harder
>shares nudes with anons
You share pics of your car don't you?

How, poser? Wii isnt a real console.

My mom was a stripper and I basically hanged around strippers all throughout my life.

I also seem to naturally gravitate towards strippers since I've been on dates with a few that were. Currently seeing one hopefully we become a couple.

you guys do know you need to get out of your mothers house and speak to girls in order to get a girlfriend. lose some weight and shave your neck beard and you will most likely get girls.

I just want a stable, healthy relationship with a reasonably cute girl based on mutual love, respect, and understanding. Is that so much to ask, universe?

wii is a great console, for playing gamecube games