i want to hear your most offensive joke
I want to hear your most offensive joke
Owen James
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Thomas Cox
black person
Isaiah Martinez
Oooooooooooooooo snap
Matthew Kelly
what an imagination
Chase Perez
What musical instrument is found in a bathroom?
A tuba toothpaste!
Jeremiah Cruz
What do you call an anorexic girl with a yeast infection?
A Quarter Pounder with cheese.
Ryder Murphy
>why did the nigger cross the road
>I tugged his neck chain in that direction
Robert Edwards
What do you call cheese that isn't yours??
Nacho cheese!
Cooper Watson
What's small and pink and turns baby's blue
>muh dick
Christian Reed
What's Jews' least favourite part about the Holocaust?
>The cost
Noah Lee
A nigger walks into a bar. ....
Aiden Bennett
Knock knock!
Who's there?
Deez nuts
Kevin Bailey
check'd
Wyatt Mitchell
A nigger, a Jew and a wetback walk into a bar. The bartender says "Get out."
Christopher Baker
Where do pencils go on vacation?
Pencil-vania!
Levi Scott
...
Jack Price
checked
Christian Barnes
...
Leo Reyes
Q: How many jews fit in a Fiat 500?
A: 25. Two in the front, 3 in the back and 20 in the ashtray.
Anthony Baker
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Cows go.
Cows go who?
No, silly. Cows go "moo!"
Owen Perry
What's made backwards?
Edam
Leo White
Why are there trees in Harlem?
Public transport
Brandon Allen
you beat me to it
Dominic Moore
nigger are human
Levi Phillips
...
Jason Howard
What did the black woman call her five sons?
>Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone, Tyrone and Tyrone.
How did she tell them apart?
>She called them by their last names
Matthew Phillips
Whats white at the top and black on the bottom?
>society
Whats blacm at the top and white on the bottom?
>rape
Not original but pretty offensive/edgy
Luke Green
What do you get if you cross a cat with a dark horse?
Kitty Perry!!
Jordan Jackson
Chimps tea party?
Lincoln Flores
How did the picture go to jail?
It was framed!!
Jaxon Long
...
Alexander Reed
Q: Where do you weigh a whale?
A: At the whaleweighstation
Chase Long
Why did the bird go to the hospital?
To get a tweetment!
Lucas Bailey
Why does it suck so much to be black and jewish?
You have to sit in the back of the showers
Jaxson Lewis
Christmas Time
Valium and wine
Children indulging in serious crime
With dad high on weed and mum high on the crack
Christmas is magic when your family is black!
Caleb Baker
Fag
Elijah Jones
Could Hitler's dog jump higher than a house?
Yes, because a house can't jump at all.
Anthony Garcia
You're worse than he is for replying to it.
Jaxon Brown
My fucking sides bro
Eli Young
What do you call a funny mountain?
Hill-arious!!
Aaron Parker
What's the difference between a trampoline and a bigger?
With a trampoline you have to take your shoes off
Kayden Watson
Yeah what a complete and utter cunt
>smirks
Kayden Smith
what's the difference between santa claus and jews?
Santa goes down the chimney
Joseph Butler
How do you stop rape culture?
Teach boys not to rape.
Joshua Garcia
...
Owen Fisher
I meant nigger
Brody Hill
What's tiny, bloody,and crawling upstairs on your leg?
An abortion
Colton Flores
9/11
Lucas King
Hey man just doin my job
Elijah Gomez
>Knock knock
Who's there?
>9/11
9/11 who?
>I thought you'd never forget
Kayden Green
Harambe is the only black life that mattered.
Jayden Morales
Two pedophiles are sitting on a bench by the playground. An 11 year old girl walks by. One pedophile says to the other: "back in the day that used to be a hot chick".
Christopher Collins
Whats the similarity between a nigger and a bicycle
>They both do not work without a chain
Ryder Murphy
The fuck man too soon
>Murica still cries
Julian Thompson
Kys
Colton Reed
How many black people does it take to ruin a city?
-1
Jack Russell
How many niggers does it take to screw on a light bulb?
Five-thirds.
Ryder Sanders
Why did the Jew cross the road
There were gum on the ground and he didn't want to waste time and money having it cleaned off
Carson Bennett
Why did the shower-heads at Auschwitz have 11 holes in them
> Cause Jews only have 10 fingers
Ayden Taylor
What should you do when a nogger crawls through your garden?
>shoot again
What should you do when your wife comes out of the kitchen?
>shorten the chains
What's the fastest animal on earth?
>the last chicken in Africa
Why are all niggers so fast?
>All the slow ones are already in jail
What do you call a jew with a spoon in his ass?
>A gas pedal
What made Hitler commit suicide?
>the gas bill
How do you get a nigger out of a tree?
>cut the robe
Got 100s more but fuck this typing
Christian Cox
Nice
Jack Wright
The fuck kys
Is it a Jew thing ?
Robert Moore
That's one and two thirds. You probably meant three fifths.
Ian Powell
Ok
Adrian Garcia
What's the difference between a nigger and a bicycle?
>a bike doesn't start singing when you kick it
Easton Sanchez
What's the difference between Allah and a bag of shit?
The bag.
Luis Lopez
test
Carter Sanders
What would you call the Flintstones if they were black?
Nigger!
Landon Perez
why did the fucking chicken cross the road you faggot?!!
to get to the other side, kill yourself
Jacob Martinez
Trips bro
Jaxon Scott
I was gonna be a faggot and make this thread too but i thought na i dont need more chemo
Evan Lopez
Nigger
Cooper Taylor
adsa
Thomas Brown
...
Andrew Evans
Where did little Timmy go after the explosion?
Everywhere.
Jacob Morales
Lost
Sebastian Collins
You're worse than he is for replying to it.
Jace Garcia
Ah! Got'em
Blake Hernandez
lol
Caleb Baker
An irish man walks out of the bar
Jonathan Davis
...
Logan Rivera
>You asda bro
>whole foods nigger
Jonathan Garcia
why do asians have so small eyes?
theyre still squinting from the blast
James Howard
all these fucking racist jokes... wtf...
I fucking have some black people in my family tree.... matter of fact... they're still hanging there.
Christopher Gray
...
David Thompson
Fking newfags
Brandon Turner
Fuck you I've been on tumblr and Sup Forums for 6 months now cunt
Sup bro ivading your safe space bro
Go cwry to mumskie kins and it will be all better
Caleb Evans
What do you call a Negress who's had 7 abortions?
A crime fighter.
Austin Campbell
"Why did the chicken cross the road?"
Because OP is a closet cuckfag
Jacob Anderson
You fucker !
Juan Torres
>black
>person
TOPKEK
Leo Reyes
whats the difference between a city full of niggers and a city full of monkeys?
A city full of monkeys wouldn't kill each other and destroy the city.
Stop comparing them to monkeys its degrading
Adam Howard
kek
John Moore
...
Anthony Rivera
whats the most confusing day in harlem?
Fathers day.
Xavier Phillips
...
Cooper Walker
...
Thomas Sullivan
...
Jayden Powell
...
Adrian Young
In US, presidental campaign was so fierce, and the votes are divided between Trump and Hillary square, no one won the elections. To resolve the problem, and Obama decided to do a literal presidential race. The two candidates would run a lap around the White House and the person with the best time would become president of the USA.
After a coin toss, Trump was selected to run first. Not being too young, he make a lap around White House in 15 minutes 20 seconds. Next was Hillary Clinton. She was running as fast as she can, jumping over the bushes and flower beds, just in effort to beat Trump's time. She manages to cross the finish in time of under 10 minutes.
>Wow, that must be a kind of record, huh?
She shouted exhausted. Obama
>Not really,
Says Obama,
>Bush did 9:11.