>Be me
>alarm goes off at 5:00 cause I got work
>wake up, havent pissed in like 9 hours
>take piss
>start to find clothes for work
>I cant decide which shirt to wear
>Go with shirt with collar cause fuckitimthug
>get ready for work
>go outside and get in car, radio is playing
>morning show guys say some funny shit
>traffic isnt bad, feelsgoodman.midi
>get to work a few minutes early and bullshit with people
>cant remember where I left off last week
Cont???
No, unless it ends with sum fuk just stop
>Reread the minutes from last week's meeting
>Start back up on those reports
>boss comes by with good news
>Secretary Tina's dog pulled through after surgery, going to make a full recovery
>Tina deserves that, she works hard.
>She actually doesn't, but I like dogs anyway
>Lunch time approaching, start slacking off
>Fuckin' Panda Express day
>Get orange chicken cause it's the only good thing they make
>I sit by the window cause it looks better when eating alone
>Hot girl, mid 20s walks by
>Notice she also got orange chicken
>destiny??
>I give her the "We both pick the same food" smile and nod
>She didnt notice and kept walking
cont???
>Finish eating alone while watching hot girl sit with her boyfriend
>Back at work, server is down
>Cant work on reports
>Awww yisss.....
>Decide to go ask some other guys is server is down, even though I know it is
>Epic conversation starter
>Other guys already talking about Game of Thrones, old news
>Ask if they heard about Tina's dog
>One guy asked if it was hit by a car or something LOL
>Carlos, who doesnt even look mexican, asks about my reports
>Always acting like he's the fucking boss... he isnt
>Decide to make an excuse and raid the supply closet
Cont!?!?!?
>Supply closet kind smells like paint or something
>Smells pretty strong
>Decide to Dick Tracy this shit and find out what's up
>In the back, in a box, are some rags covered in gold paint
>Field guys carry paint sometimes to mark thingss, but never gold
>Someone's been huffing in my bed too, said Baby Bear...
>Immediately take the box and evidence to boss's office
>"Look what I just found in the closet, Donald...."
>He doesnt care. Says to get out.
>By this time server is back up and running
>Sit back at the desk and contemplate who could be sniffing paints like a crack addict
Cont?? ;)
>Work's over. Drive home is shit.
>Takes 45 minutes to drive fucking 20 miles...
>Paint mystery will have to wait for another day
>Time to fucking play some No Man's Sky
>Cant figure out how to fucking fix the ship cause no instructions
>Get bored after 4 hours and also hungry
>Wish I had left over orange chicken
>Shit was good and I dont want to cook
>Check the stock in the freezer
>Fuck.... forgot to thaw the pork chops out
>God damnit
>Cabinets are just as bare
>Cliff bar? More like Playdough bar
>Decide to jusy get frozen burrito from the gas station
>Grab car keys and head that way
Cont? =D
Living the dream
>Fucking burrito I like is sold out
>Get two cheddarwurst instead
>Girl behind counter wont stop texting the entire time she tries ringing me up
>Annoying
>Back home, decide to look at Sup Forums
>Realize my life is exactly as interesting as everyone else posting here
>Post my epic day
>Wait for internet fame
Also, your mom will die in her sleep tonight if you dont post your day in this thread
How stupid are you?
"Cont???" You write that shit after every stupid post and don't even wait for a response.
The only person who did respond to you told you no and you still went you fucking reject.
You probably saw some guy do t in a greentext thread and though "ohhh I wanna be cool as well."
By the way didn't even read your shy ass story fuck lip, apart from the first paragraph where your bitch ass was like "cont??" Fuck lip ass fuck limp dick fuck
You must be a special kind of stupid.
slow clap
saged
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sage
well it went bad... my grandams brother died, close family firend has no chanse of surviving cancer and my mom has a chanse of having a stomack injury
Gee, good for you user
Cont. Dont listen to these faggots
Cont????
/r9k is this way--->
Looks like your spellcheck is broken too.
Sorry user.
What stomache injury does she have a chance of? Like, 20 percent chance someone will gut punch her?
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hey op, how do you like working in brockton?
The number one reason for failing in my life has been getting caught =/
How did you know??? Spending my evenings down at the Westgate Lanes like a fucking King
My day was shit
ok
lol. those icons sure suck
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Got up, went to work, worked, ate lunch, went home, played GTA, wrote this. Fun life.
>Be me, Spiderman browsing Sup Forums
> mother died in her sleep when I was a child because I didn't post, live with it now
> posting in every thread since
>Westgate Lanes
fucking boss, making the best of an absolute shithole