Excuse me sir. We've got word of illegal dubs in this area. You're gonna have have to step out the car show me what's on you.
Excuse me sir. We've got word of illegal dubs in this area...
I ain't got nothing on me officer! I swear it!
FUCK YOU!! You just want an excuse to shoot me.
ooga booga?
Feel free to check my nigga
U fucking wut m8?
not this shit again
I dindu nuffin
On my dead body
Harambe
shit bread no gets
Dang niggah I ain't got nuffin
blue lives matter can suck my dick
whatchu want cracka!?!?
but officer I don't have any dubs
shit, these dubs? officer, they're my friends dubs, i'm borrowing his car and i didn't know they were in here, you gotta believe me man!
Officer these aren't dubs I'm just off by one!
Sir.
KNEE GROW
woah
You fucking scoundrel. Get fucking down, now.
Your fucking dead. Get in the car.
Instructions unclear.
Get in the car while being on the ground as well
That being said, let me hand you my same numerals.
fuck da police
I SWEAR OFFICER IT'S NOT MY DUBS
You were hiding these?
I don't have any dubs sir
What are you talking about? These?
Just singles here officer
I swear i've never gotten dubs in my life
What do we have here?
Morning sir captain, immate here to help you find those illegal dubs
what? these? these arent dubs....
THEYRE FUCKING TRIPS
Literally anything for a paycheck right you fucking statist cuck
How about i suck your dick and we forget anything happened officer
i dindu nuffin
>69
Alright uh.... youre free to go.. i didnt see any dubs
What dubs, officer?
Dubs? Do you think that if i had any, i would be standing here talking to you?
I assume everything is okay? (If not, I have a little something here)
sir.... i dont have any dubs.......
*hits a joint*
>unzips your pants
...
Dindu nuffin
I see those damn dubs. Step out of the car sir....
Riiiight here Mr. officer.
I'm innocent officer pls
SOMEONE CALL THE FUCKING ARMY
Nothing to see here boss.
Fuck off, pig
...
no dubs here
Dubs? No no no, I only have memes.
>gets cock sucked
I don't permit to any search or seizure
doobs?
No dubs here, piggaroo
Arrest me
I'm gonna tell you, officer: No dubs here. Absolutely none.
...
fuck you pig, you have no right as you have no probable cause
Welp, guess I gotta kill me a cop now, snitch.
YOU CAN PRY THESE DOUBLES FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS, FASCIST!
Only these quads.
fuck off officer
>22 dubs
>"fuck off officer"
double crime
is that how you speak to a man of the law?
Dont worry im white
oh ok.. youre free to go
...
Fuck you pig
I swear officer, im only holding on to them for a friend
>swallows, zips up and leaves
GET. THE FUCK. DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!
off by one, you obviously are.
man... i hope that was worth letting those dubs get away....
now that's what i call bad luck, user.
i don't have dubs. only orgasms.
[I have the right to remain silent]