Excuse me sir. We've got word of illegal dubs in this area...

Excuse me sir. We've got word of illegal dubs in this area. You're gonna have have to step out the car show me what's on you.

I ain't got nothing on me officer! I swear it!

FUCK YOU!! You just want an excuse to shoot me.

ooga booga?

Feel free to check my nigga

U fucking wut m8?

not this shit again

I dindu nuffin

On my dead body

Harambe

shit bread no gets

Dang niggah I ain't got nuffin

blue lives matter can suck my dick

whatchu want cracka!?!?

but officer I don't have any dubs

shit, these dubs? officer, they're my friends dubs, i'm borrowing his car and i didn't know they were in here, you gotta believe me man!

Officer these aren't dubs I'm just off by one!

Sir.

KNEE GROW

woah

You fucking scoundrel. Get fucking down, now.

Your fucking dead. Get in the car.

Instructions unclear.

Get in the car while being on the ground as well

That being said, let me hand you my same numerals.

fuck da police

I SWEAR OFFICER IT'S NOT MY DUBS

You were hiding these?

I don't have any dubs sir

What are you talking about? These?

Just singles here officer

I swear i've never gotten dubs in my life

What do we have here?

Morning sir captain, immate here to help you find those illegal dubs

what? these? these arent dubs....
THEYRE FUCKING TRIPS

Literally anything for a paycheck right you fucking statist cuck

How about i suck your dick and we forget anything happened officer

i dindu nuffin

>69
Alright uh.... youre free to go.. i didnt see any dubs

What dubs, officer?

Dubs? Do you think that if i had any, i would be standing here talking to you?

I assume everything is okay? (If not, I have a little something here)

sir.... i dont have any dubs.......
*hits a joint*

>unzips your pants

...

Dindu nuffin

I see those damn dubs. Step out of the car sir....

Riiiight here Mr. officer.

I'm innocent officer pls

SOMEONE CALL THE FUCKING ARMY

Nothing to see here boss.

Fuck off, pig

...

no dubs here

Dubs? No no no, I only have memes.

>gets cock sucked

I don't permit to any search or seizure

doobs?

No dubs here, piggaroo

Arrest me

I'm gonna tell you, officer: No dubs here. Absolutely none.

...

fuck you pig, you have no right as you have no probable cause

Welp, guess I gotta kill me a cop now, snitch.

YOU CAN PRY THESE DOUBLES FROM MY COLD DEAD HANDS, FASCIST!

Only these quads.

fuck off officer

>22 dubs
>"fuck off officer"

double crime

is that how you speak to a man of the law?

Dont worry im white

oh ok.. youre free to go

...

Fuck you pig

I swear officer, im only holding on to them for a friend

>swallows, zips up and leaves

GET. THE FUCK. DOWN!!!!!!!!!!!

off by one, you obviously are.

man... i hope that was worth letting those dubs get away....

now that's what i call bad luck, user.

i don't have dubs. only orgasms.

[I have the right to remain silent]