Dubs has to go to /mlp/ and bring back cancer

Dubs has to go to /mlp/ and bring back cancer

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Check these singles

rolling

Not doing it

God no

cancer pls b0ss

Roll

the only time you don't want dubs

roll

rekt

roll

go on, brave the cancer that is /mlp/ and return with great riches

i really dont want to

Bring back something good fampai

You too user

on it

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rolling

check out these singles

>You could hear him take out a cigarette and light it up.
>You stand up and turn around, pointing the blade at him.
"What the fuck is wrong with you!"
>"I could say the very same to you, you should be grateful that I haven't smashed your head into the ground."
"You were raping her! And now she's fucking dead all thanks to you!"
>Wire shakes his head.
>"It was the only thing I could do for her, user."
"Bullshit."
>"It was the only kind thing anyone could do for her."
>"She was ill, user, better to have her die the way she did than for her to suffer."
"You didn't have to kill her like what."
>"What I gave her was the gift to forget everything, every sad thought or bad memory."
>He grins.
>"With pure, unadulterated pleasure."
"I should gut you right here."
>You thrust the knife into his direction.
>Wire, unthreatened by your action, brushes his hair back and spits blood out of his mouth
>"So, what brings you back?"
>"Was it because of Applejack?"
"What do you know about her."
>"Like I said, what don't I know?"
>He looks over to the yellow pegasus pony on the side.
>You couldn't tell if he was sad or disinterested.
>"If you don't want Applejack to experience something worse than her, I suggest you quickly go back to her this instance."
"What did you do?"
>He tilts his head at you.
>"That's just the thing, user, I didn't do anything."
>"When people are cruel, weak and twisted, you can't change them."
>You wanted to kill him right there, but the thought of something worse happening to Applejack made you stop.
>You take one last look at the pegasus.
>If what Wire said was true, there was no way you could've help her.
>But it might not be too late for Applejack.
"I'm keeping this."
>You slowly step out of the room.
"If I see you again, I'm going to kill you."
>"You're too kind user."
>His smile is the last thing you see as you run outside.
>You pass by people, obviously alarmed by the bruises over your face.
>You didn't care, you just wanted to get back.

Bring it on

Fucking freaks

>With the whole bar table’s eyes staring at her, she sighs in defeat, knowing her attempts will be futile.
>“O-okay...Just a little though! I don’t want to do anything...well…”
>“I’ll keep an eye on ya,” says Applejack, patting the girl’s shoulders assuringly.
>Twilight places a standard bottle of beer.
>It’s Rolling Rock.
>Fluttershy eyes the emerald bottle nervously, like if she opened it, an evil genie would happen to haunt her for years to come.
>Despite Applejack saying she’d watch how much the girl would drink, you decide to keep an extra eye on her, just for safe keeping.
>She seems embarrassed about a “last time” she tried to drink, a story you want to hear.
“So, Fluttershy, you said you have indeed tried drinking before?”
>Her face winces as her memories (or lack thereof) crawl up the back of her neck as a cringe.
>“I was trying to calm my nerves. I-it worked a bit too well.”
>You nod.
“I see. If it makes you feel any better, I’ll keep an eye on you too.”
>“Thanks...”
>With all drinks served, Twilight takes a seat with her cider.
>“So I guess we’re all good, right?”
“Yeah,” you say with a sip of water.
>“Good! So, Applejack? What do you think of the, well, other ‘you’s cider?”
>“Well hot damn! This here cider’s fantastic!” she yells happily, her face already turning red by the alcohol.
>The farmgirl is already tipsy at one gulp, but at least she’s not hammered...yet.
>Meanwhile, Twilight tries some from her own.
>She remains unaffected.
>Must be that whole “from Equestria” stuff.
>Rarity is fine too, yet grabs the bottle of wine and pours herself another glass.
>“So, user, how’s life?” asks Twilight.
>Her smile is cute and charming at the same time.
>It carries enough weight to show her personality, yet it’s obvious that the hidden charisma of this quaint bookworm could hold the attention of a whole nation.
>Must be why she’s a popular princess at her home.

Wtf

Rolling

...

Kek

Rolllllliiiinnngggg

on my way, after you check em

Imma do it

OK

pls don't

double doubles
>cancer intensifies

dammit

hope not. But rolling cause glutton for punishment

>tikka-tikka-scritch-scratch-tikka
>Oh god, not again.
>Please.
>"user?"
>No.
"Y-yeah?"
>Pink, fluffy touch-sensitive hair stuff comes into view from outside your window.
>Eight eyes sloooowwwly rise up following the hair.
>Slobbering mandibles flex in delight as the spider-pony finally spots you.
>"Hey, Nonny!"
"Hey, Pinktoe Pie."
>Pinktoe Pie reaches out with her thick, hairy leg and scratches at your extra-thick pane glass window.
>"Y'wanna let me in?"
>GOD no.
>The way she's looking at you is a mixture between friendly delight and something much more sinister.
>Hunger.
>A quick glance at your calendar confirms it.
>It's breeding season for spider-ponies.
>You wouldn't let any spider-ponies inside of your house on the best of days, and you sure as hell aren't letting any spider-ponies in today.
>As discretely as you can, you look over to your door and double-check that all 6 locks are, in fact, locked.
>Meanwhile, Pinktoe Pie has picked up on her window-scratching.
>"D-don't you wanna party, user? We'll have so much fun, I promise!"

No dubs pls

TRIPS AND I VIOLATE THEIR AUTISTIC LITTLE RULES. NO REROLLS.

let's do this shit. FUCK

Bravely rolling

You can get fucked if you think i'm going back there again

help

I never get dubs anyway. Rolling

Plz no

rollerino

I SWEAR I'LL BRING BACK HELL

if trips I never come back

Deliver, faggot

You too

Ah, fuck. Guess I'm gonna have to deliver as well.

double deliver faggot

I'll step in.

Goodbye men, if this happens, I'll see you on the other side.

you are calling /mlp/ cancer? look at yourself, you edgy faggots.

i am /mlp/, its the first board i ever used, its why i came to Sup Forums in the first place like 3 years ago.

i still watch the show, and its fine. the best part of the show is the waifus. you are all just edgy underage faggots who hivemind off the "GOTTA HATE WHATEVER EVERYONE ELSE HATES" meme.
kys.

Oh thank god, that was a relief....

Every other board on Sup Forums is cancerous to us, just like /mlp/ thinks we're cancerous too.

Every other board on this website think's it's cancerous to opposed to itself. It's a network of retardation that other threads hate against each other.

...

Nigger

youtube.com/watch?v=C3aK9AS4dT0

Would have agreed if you didn't use a SJW Universe pic

Plane pony ass fetish.
I think I did well.

Shit, that's as single as it gets

I think that's hot.....

Look, no mather how you frame it, /mlp/ is cancer. Period.
Fucking terminal cancer.

Deliver nigger

Roll in the name of singles

i bet you jack it to horses fucking children. help make the world a better place by an heroing, you degenerate piece of NEET shit

steven universe is the best cartoon on air.

plane ponies can be sexy.

its full of generals, that actually produce new content, you are just an idiot.

deliver nigger

>You roll over in your bed and blow air through your nose.
>Cadence yawns her sweet little yawn before you feel her shift in bed too.
>She rubs your back with her hoof.
>”You okay Shiny? Worried about the baby?” she whispers.
“No, well… yes, always, but I checked on her a little bit ago and she’s sound asleep.”
>Cadence hums.
>You roll over and face your beautiful wife.
>She smiles at you and plants a sleepy hoof on your cheek, pulling you in gently and pecking your lips with hers.
>You smile and bury your head into your pillow more.
>”So… what then?” she asks.
>Oh cadence, there’s no getting anything by you is there?
>You sigh.
“It’s just… well I’m a dad now right?”
>Cadence smiles and pats your belly, ‘You are” she coos.
>Looking down at your belly, noting the slight juggle it gives with each pat.
“I’m pushing past my prime-“
>”Oh Shiny… you are still a mighty stud in my eyes, Just… one that likes to take naps now and again.”
>You rub her arm with a hoof.
“Thanks Cady, but that’s not what’s bothering me. I KNOW I’m still a mighty stud.”
>She giggles and rolls her eyes.
“It’s Twilight. And… user too I guess. Both of them really.”
>Cadence quirks a brow at you.
>”Did something happen to ‘Twily’ and ‘Nonny’?”
>You still can’t believe how quickly she came to accept your nicknames for your little brother and sister.
“No, no, I mean they’re fine but…”
>”Well, what?”
“Like I was saying, I’m a father now and I’m pushing past my prime… I’m not that much older than Twilight and Anonymous. Seeing Flurry Heart sleeping, gives me the greatest joy in my life. Do you know what Twilight's highlight is?”
>Cadence hums as she thinks. “Well… her coronation wouldn’t it be? It was for me until we started dating, and then when we got married, and then when I gave birth to Flurry.”
>A warmth roars up in your chest.

8/8 b8, buddy.
Congratulations on making me respond.

>steven universe is the best cartoon on air

>this is clearly bait
steven universe IS the best cartoon on air, name something better.
protip: you cant.

Steven Universe is Pretty good if you want character building and a good story(and the feels) The amazing world of Gumball is pretty damn funny (to me at least, and I'm way past the target audience for that show), Adventure time is pretty good for characters, story, funny too. Invader Zim was my favorite cartoon but the fucking idiots at Nick decided to end it after two seasons :(
Rick and Morty is good but its a different target audience from all the shows I listed above

anything by seth macfarlane

Protip I can, it's MLP.
This one was too easy nigger...

It is a bit Sjw but if you look past that it's still good

wow, now thats bait. that fucking hack sucks dick at everything he does, all of his shows are normie bait shit. kys.

mlp has declined steadily in quality over the years, MLP is fine, but SU is much better at this point.

Roll

I'm not signing up for this shit

teen titans go

Nice bait. That thing is garbage compared to the old one, made me sad that they decided to make that abomination rather than continuing the story where they left off :(

lol, fag

roll for no dubs

>subtly teaching the other user how to correctly bait

Ah fuck now I have to deliver

>things better than SU
rick and morty
2 ez

why are you taking the bait tho

(If I get dubs again I will kill myself)
>Deciding to be a bit light on Dash for utterly losing against Sunset earlier, you decide to back her up in a non offensive manner to either of them.
“Yeah, Rainbow’s right; I’d love to talk about this later though.”
>“Well, we can always find someplace private to talk, eh?”
>You look at the rest of the group.
“You all don’t mind if I discuss this with her, right gang?”
>They all nonchalantly shrug.
>“Meh, the least I can do is let Applejack sort out a new job for you. Especially because I can’t pay that twelve fifty...”
>“Yeah, but, uh, we’re gonna need somewhere private to talk. Ya got such a place, Twi?”
>“Why so private?”
>You were about to ask the same thing.
>Applejack waves a hand like it’s no big deal.
>“Us Apples wanna here want a potential helpin’ hand says on his own, and havin’ others around might change his opinion.”
>Ok, now that’s reasonable enough.
“I’m okay with that. Anywhere we can go?”
>Twilight’s chews her bottom lip in thought.
>“Um, upstairs, yeah, but do you really wanna go up there with the tornado?”
>Applejack does not look deterred, and just waves her hand dismissively.
>“Oh, sugar, if worse comes to worse, we’ll go to the bathroom. Ya know what they say ‘bout hangin’ onto them pipes, don’tcha?”
>Twilight makes a puzzled grimace.
>“Well, alright...don’t take too long though.”
>Applejack winks.
>“We’ll be just fine, sugar.”
>You proceed to the stairs.

literally every cartoon that isn't clarence.

They are made for different age groups so it is hard to compare them face to face

Dude Uncle Grandpa is fucking garbage too

what about the active raping of my childhood aka TeenTitans GO?

it's one step above su though. doesn't make it good as shit is still shit.
three steps above.

Southpark and roll for /mlp/

Invader Zim and Teen Titans was my childhood. Sadly they raped both of the shows. :(

Fuck it, I'll do it for free.
If I get dubs, trips, or greater, I'll even bring back something extra for each number.

“Please don't go, I want you to stay
I'm begging you please, please don't leave here
I don't want you to hate for all the hurt that you feel
The world is just illusion trying to change you
Please don't go, I want you to stay
I'm begging you please, oh please don't leave here
I don't want you to change;
For all the hurt that you feel,
This world is just illusion, always trying to change you,” user reprises as he steps back to beside sweetie, taking her hand and smiling softly as he accents the last 2 lines.

>”Nonny… That… was beautiful,” Sweetie replies with small tears in her eyes. “It was odd as hell too but I loved it.”
“Just don’t let Rarity, my dad, or even Button get you down, Sweetie. I know we will work it all out.”
“You know I won’t and you know I will be there for you too…” She chuckles as the small tears slide.
“I love you Sweetie,” he says as he leans down to her.
“I love you too, Nonny,” She replies as she reaches her arms out to hug his neck.
“Marshmallow,” he pokes as he picks her up.
“Big Green Monster,” she pokes back as he kisses her and they make their way back to the booth.
>“Ugh… You two are disgusting…” Scoots replies as user lets Sweetie down and they kiss once more,
“We know!” they say in unison and chuckle, drawing eye rolls from their orange toned friend.
>”Any ways… now that you two have sufficiently pissed off Button and let the world know you are a couple, what is the plan? Do we sing more or do we bug out?” AB asks.
>”Well I wanna hit the stage since the rest of you got in a song or two. Be right back and…. WHOA Dash…” Scoots gets out as she sees her sister liplocked with Gilda and their hands going all over each other as Soarin begins to wake back up across the booth from them.
“Hey Scoots… mind giving us a bit of privacy?” Gilda gets out between coming up for air, prompting the now red-orange girl to run for the reg booth.

K

this is most accurate thing ive ever read about Sup Forums

southpark, rick and morty, futurama (not on air but still), simpsons, mlp, dora, blues clues

everything is better than SU

IMO, the Zim comics are pretty good these days.