/row/ - Rio 2016 Rowing: can't be bothered to do a proper edition

google the exact times or something i dunno

if you need a stream, VPN and BBC nigga

also yes it pretty much looks like it'll be on today

inb4 it gets delayed again

doesn't look like it

first race in about 5 minutes

disgusting
that lake has visible eutrophication on the margins.

i hope they got health insurance

should also mention that due to yesterday's postponment, there are five medals to win today

Let the gb gold rush commence. Apologies to the other countries but we will be cleaning up here

Wow a sport we have a chance for a medal

PAY DENBTS

The only thing shitain will be cleaning up is the poo from the water

Women's Pair Semifinals up right now

IS MEMO DEAD?

>muhhh capita

>getting baited by poopspouter
rookie mistake

>zero medals

Handsome, elite Australian passing through

atleast we dont rob the germans

*squish* *squash*

This semifinal got ANGLOED

didn't realise we were in front of that race until the end lol, thought south africa were us for some reason.

>rowing is actually happening
whoa

fug :--DDD

fug dont lose to the chinks you cunts

fuck sculling

>tfw I love rowing
Unfortunately I was terrible and got kicked out of my grad schools club

Woo

Lightweight Women's Double Sculls Semis coming up

Rest of the world are you even trying?

See you in the finals mate

yeah lad

>china

This is our most well funded sport.

OH SHIT GET FUCKED CHINA

>the coal factory of china

>China almost got btfo in two sculling semi-finals

What did I miss, Stanning-Glover? They're supposedly locked on for gold, but still.

Row
Row
Row
Your boat
Gently down the stream

MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY MERRILY

Fug it's close

Life is just a meme

oh shit nigger better pick it up denmark

no!

Just caught a crab lads

this row intro on BBC2 is top hype

>this BBC1 rowing montage

RIP

Wow, that was impressive

Free gold for us today lads
Sinković brothers gonna destroy everyone

Lightweight Men's Double Sculls are up now

It's hard to rob someone when u dont even exist at the world map brah.

Quads when?

Indeed

15 MInutes

thanks

USA USA USA USA

>(you)

Shitain rekt

>Ireland making a final
Does this count as a medal for them?

>great britain
JUST

Remind me if Ireland is part of the UK again?

Those Canadian women better fuck up and not medal because fuck Rowing Canada

they should qualify the rowing like they do the swimming, with the fastest times going through not just the fastest 3 in each race

Nice poomunity you guys have here.

kek

Nah.

ROOKIE

The northern part is

What the fuck were our men doing?

Conditions change throughout the day. It's completely unfair if people row into a headwind one race and a tailwind the next.

Swimming works because conditions are controlled. You can't control a 2km outdoor course.

Dont worry they wernt ever in the running. The big guns are coming up

RSA RSA RSA RSA RSA RSA RSA

Stanning-Glover are basically the female version of Bond-Murray.

>giving a fuck about shiteweights
Been a non-factor since Purchase and Hunter quit.

POLAN STRONK

The should make super rowing babies, and they will compete for GBR.

Sorry Nigel. White babies are banned in Britainistan.

everything below eights needs to be removed from the olympics. unbiased fact.

>our gold boys from last olympics fucking sucked

Who'd have thunk

DON'T CALL MY NAME

DON'T CALL MY NAME

ALEJANDRA

fuck, wrong thread

EMBARRASING

You have the voice of an angel.

it's okay you can stay

AUSGODs

Watch our sport please

>AMERICA

Karen a cute, CUTE!

man there's so much rowing on today, I'm almost glad yesterday was postponed, this is comfy as fuck

Fuck off bonger weeaboo

I'm watching both the archery and rowing which is why I accidentally posted in this thread. There was a qt mexican girl called Alejandra who went through

rude af

This is our GOAT boat

>tfw missing all the finals because at work
>Have to rely on the BBC sport text stream
>The stream is slow as fuck

Fuck this

...

Oooh are there pics?

will britain choke again?

'no'

kys weeb cunt

*psssst*

FUCK OFF!!

No I think these guys are actually good.

Dubs and the Brit crew catch a crab.

You sure you're on the right site m8?

no way they are favorit