ITT: things only muricans do
>fapping in a sock
ITT: things only muricans do
>fapping in a sock
It's because they chopped off the extra skin we could have used to dryfap
having a good country
Go to the moon.
I'm cut but the skin was left loose enough that I can.
Thanks, doctor.
im british and i sock wanked every night throughout my teen years
sometimes id wank in a sock in the morning then wear it to school
Swallowing kinder surprises whole.
> Kick ass
get hated by 98% of the world while 98% of the world likes us Canadians
I know a guy from england who wanks into socks like you. Is your name Alex by any chance?
Oy m8 fellow britfag here
I also wank my will in a sock
Fake moon landings
invade Vietnam to bring down Communism then run home with their tails between their legs after getting beaten by uneducated jungle people
*willy
this
kek good one
>implying the liberal media didn't exaggerate America losses in order to stop the war before it had been fought
considering medals/population UK kicked your fat ass and chinese are total losers
this
americans do it all the time
laugh at eurofags as their countries hand away their freedoms and import savages
>actually thinking this
Own and open carry AR-15s and AK47s
Start in the mart
Drink watery light beers out of 12oz cans
Killing themselves because they're unable to operate an automatic gearbox correctly
That you think population is some kind of qualifier that makes you magically have us beat, is further proof as to why Americans give zero shit about your opinion.
Sand men in the Middle East carry AKs everywhere. Much less common in the US
>US is supposedly exempt from this
>60% white
Trips don't lie, Euroqueer.
Fake a terrorist attack on their own civilians to invade a foreign country to capitalize on its natural resources.
Being #1
We had too pull out due too discontent at home from stupid fucking hippy liberals but up until we pulled out we were winning
Before it was fought?
Dude it lasted 20 years
cry like babies
says the cunts over run by spics
Fake terror attacks to push a political agenda
Prescription drug ads on TV
warn customers that coffee is hot
Brainwash citizens into believing they are free.
Turkey JUST did this in a huge way.
Do you think propaganda strategies are new things? Read some books niqqa
I don't care if you care asshole, I'm just saying
Also I'm surprised that faggot India did nothing, that's ridiculous, they are more then a fucking billion
Create a popular website that gives freedom for people to bitch about the country that created the popular site that they are using to bitch on
At least we didn't invite ours in.
We had already won. Our politicans back home swayed the narrative and got the public to outcry. So we packed up shop and came home too early. Huge disservice to our men that died over there. We had promised the south we would replace their equipment "one for one" but we never filled that promise.
Fuck off liberal retard anarchy isn't freedom degenerate
maybe havin' this kinda 1st lady
at least we can fap a lot with this one
/thread
We're not masturbating WITH the sock. We're masturbating INTO the sock. Ffs
Win wars
make cuckold porn, sue fast food chains, take valium like tictacs and elect a nigger president
>implying the majority of spics don't arrive legally and just stay
Sorry son, couldn't hear you over the sound of 15 megatons of freedom.
fuckin forigner, tell her to go back to where she come from
implying.
>a fucking leaf
...
Tru Dat Nigger
>implying the majority of spics arrive legally
ftfy beaner faggot.
FALSE.. Im a manual GOD
Liberal? Hahaha. Also how isn't anarchy total freedom?
calculate the medals pr capita, you guys suck...
Uncut Masterrace!
>shart in mart
Because spics and niggers will take all your stuff
...
I can drink a beer in public NAKED
THAT'S freedom
Shart
In
Mart
Invent useful things that change the world
I don't care of you care whether I care, you little cunt. Your argument means nothing. Your facts are equally worthless to your opinion.
An internal proposed strategy from George Soros’s Open Society Justice Initiative calls for international regulation of private actors’ decisions on “what information is taken off the Internet and what may remain.” Those regulations, the document notes, should favor “those most supportive of open society.”
be owned by jews
>implying they don't already do that
472073. That's the total number of legal visas granted from 2006-2015. Took me five min to find and add up. And this is from the ENTIRE REST OF THE FUCKING WORLD. Please tell me again how there's 11 million illegals and the majority of them just overstayed their legal welcome.
>not killing all nonwhites first
Also that wasn't directed at you directly. You just happened to be there.
Sharting in mart
>be now
>get arrested by state for even insulting a black
lol people will do anything for money
Kek, also /thread
Britain > Amerikkka
Make this music
Fuck off Dan.
Win wars and save other less powerful inferior countries
winning. lol
Typical EuroCuck
>If I change the numbers....
Something your culture never understood is a win-is-a-win.
Someone lost, someone won. Guess which one you are?
It is I was just using hyperbole but we live in a functioning society that lets people live about 40 years older than they would if we lived in a fucking anarchy and we give up some certain things like the ability too murder/rape each other
If you don't like it move too Syria
>Please tell me again how there's 11 million illegals and the majority of them just overstayed their legal welcome.
Which then makes them illegal you stupid fuckwit.
wtf do you not get?
Also you fuck up how about putting up the whole table?
You know with what the number mean.
stupid dick
2,000,000 Vietnamese killed
3,000,000 injured
50,000 Americans killed
Yeah winning
How come every time I talk about freedom in the "land of the free" I am asked to leave?
Because it's a joke I don't seriously want you too leave
Took me 20 seconds to find this. Because I'm not an idiot.
washingtontimes.com
And the Washington times is not going to lie to make the numbers higher as they support democrats.
Same
>feelsgoodman
how the fuck is that any better?
it's still fucking disgusting.
do they not have tissues in your country? Toilet paper? Paper towels?
effective time management?
nothing??
>the washington times is not gonna lie
GET THE FUCK OFF MY Sup Forums
just like pakistan, india, israel, china, russia, north korea,
even fucking South Africa had nukes and that was back in the fucking 80s.
get a life
pic related
Literally your whole statement is wrong. I just put the bottom of the table as it showed the grand totals. I never argued their legality. But from this data alone you could ascertain that there's no possible way for the majority of illegals to have just come in legally and stayed longer than they were supposed to.
>i sure hope this surgery i need to live doesnt bankrupt me
Thanks for supporting my claim.
> be me, 26, eastern european
> american corporation "tries market out" and opens branch in my city
> decides to employ 20, ends up with 200 since labor is cheap and people are not dumbasses
> me, taking over responsibilities from murrican, job is financial analysis
> guy does not want to explain shit to me
> meeting with management and murrican week later
> "I was doing my best, but user does not seem to do well with financial analysis"
> show them my reports
> I made full analysis using brain and google
> boss happy
> murrican mumbling
> fuck you, I am going to take your job anyway
Shart in mart.
To be fair I myself have never masturbated into a sock. Some people have their jizz rags. I masturbate like a civilized human. Either sitting on the toilet, in the shower, or on my porch where I can shoot off into the yard.