ITT: things only muricans do

ITT: things only muricans do

>fapping in a sock

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It's because they chopped off the extra skin we could have used to dryfap

having a good country

Go to the moon.

I'm cut but the skin was left loose enough that I can.
Thanks, doctor.

im british and i sock wanked every night throughout my teen years

sometimes id wank in a sock in the morning then wear it to school

Swallowing kinder surprises whole.

> Kick ass

get hated by 98% of the world while 98% of the world likes us Canadians

I know a guy from england who wanks into socks like you. Is your name Alex by any chance?

Oy m8 fellow britfag here
I also wank my will in a sock

Fake moon landings

invade Vietnam to bring down Communism then run home with their tails between their legs after getting beaten by uneducated jungle people

*willy

this

kek good one

>implying the liberal media didn't exaggerate America losses in order to stop the war before it had been fought

considering medals/population UK kicked your fat ass and chinese are total losers

this
americans do it all the time

laugh at eurofags as their countries hand away their freedoms and import savages

>actually thinking this

Own and open carry AR-15s and AK47s

Start in the mart

Drink watery light beers out of 12oz cans

Killing themselves because they're unable to operate an automatic gearbox correctly

That you think population is some kind of qualifier that makes you magically have us beat, is further proof as to why Americans give zero shit about your opinion.

Sand men in the Middle East carry AKs everywhere. Much less common in the US

>US is supposedly exempt from this

>60% white

Trips don't lie, Euroqueer.

Fake a terrorist attack on their own civilians to invade a foreign country to capitalize on its natural resources.

Being #1

We had too pull out due too discontent at home from stupid fucking hippy liberals but up until we pulled out we were winning

Before it was fought?
Dude it lasted 20 years

cry like babies

youtube.com/watch?v=Mb_UKcOQfNA

says the cunts over run by spics

Fake terror attacks to push a political agenda

Prescription drug ads on TV

warn customers that coffee is hot

Brainwash citizens into believing they are free.

Turkey JUST did this in a huge way.

Do you think propaganda strategies are new things? Read some books niqqa

I don't care if you care asshole, I'm just saying

Also I'm surprised that faggot India did nothing, that's ridiculous, they are more then a fucking billion

Create a popular website that gives freedom for people to bitch about the country that created the popular site that they are using to bitch on

At least we didn't invite ours in.

We had already won. Our politicans back home swayed the narrative and got the public to outcry. So we packed up shop and came home too early. Huge disservice to our men that died over there. We had promised the south we would replace their equipment "one for one" but we never filled that promise.

Fuck off liberal retard anarchy isn't freedom degenerate

maybe havin' this kinda 1st lady
at least we can fap a lot with this one

/thread

We're not masturbating WITH the sock. We're masturbating INTO the sock. Ffs

Win wars

make cuckold porn, sue fast food chains, take valium like tictacs and elect a nigger president

>implying the majority of spics don't arrive legally and just stay

Sorry son, couldn't hear you over the sound of 15 megatons of freedom.

fuckin forigner, tell her to go back to where she come from

implying.

>a fucking leaf

...

Tru Dat Nigger

>implying the majority of spics arrive legally

ftfy beaner faggot.

FALSE.. Im a manual GOD

Liberal? Hahaha. Also how isn't anarchy total freedom?

calculate the medals pr capita, you guys suck...

Uncut Masterrace!

>shart in mart

Because spics and niggers will take all your stuff

...

I can drink a beer in public NAKED
THAT'S freedom

Shart
In
Mart

Invent useful things that change the world

I don't care of you care whether I care, you little cunt. Your argument means nothing. Your facts are equally worthless to your opinion.

An internal proposed strategy from George Soros’s Open Society Justice Initiative calls for international regulation of private actors’ decisions on “what information is taken off the Internet and what may remain.” Those regulations, the document notes, should favor “those most supportive of open society.”

be owned by jews

>implying they don't already do that

472073. That's the total number of legal visas granted from 2006-2015. Took me five min to find and add up. And this is from the ENTIRE REST OF THE FUCKING WORLD. Please tell me again how there's 11 million illegals and the majority of them just overstayed their legal welcome.

>not killing all nonwhites first

Also that wasn't directed at you directly. You just happened to be there.

Sharting in mart

>be now
>get arrested by state for even insulting a black

lol people will do anything for money

Kek, also /thread

Britain > Amerikkka

Make this music

youtube.com/watch?v=C3aK9AS4dT0

Fuck off Dan.

Win wars and save other less powerful inferior countries

winning. lol

Typical EuroCuck
>If I change the numbers....
Something your culture never understood is a win-is-a-win.
Someone lost, someone won. Guess which one you are?

It is I was just using hyperbole but we live in a functioning society that lets people live about 40 years older than they would if we lived in a fucking anarchy and we give up some certain things like the ability too murder/rape each other
If you don't like it move too Syria

>Please tell me again how there's 11 million illegals and the majority of them just overstayed their legal welcome.
Which then makes them illegal you stupid fuckwit.
wtf do you not get?

Also you fuck up how about putting up the whole table?
You know with what the number mean.


stupid dick

2,000,000 Vietnamese killed
3,000,000 injured
50,000 Americans killed
Yeah winning

How come every time I talk about freedom in the "land of the free" I am asked to leave?

Because it's a joke I don't seriously want you too leave

Took me 20 seconds to find this. Because I'm not an idiot.

washingtontimes.com/news/2015/jul/20/number-of-illegals-levels-off-fewer-crossing-mexic/


And the Washington times is not going to lie to make the numbers higher as they support democrats.

Same
>feelsgoodman

how the fuck is that any better?

it's still fucking disgusting.

do they not have tissues in your country? Toilet paper? Paper towels?

effective time management?

nothing??

>the washington times is not gonna lie

GET THE FUCK OFF MY Sup Forums

just like pakistan, india, israel, china, russia, north korea,

even fucking South Africa had nukes and that was back in the fucking 80s.

get a life

pic related

Literally your whole statement is wrong. I just put the bottom of the table as it showed the grand totals. I never argued their legality. But from this data alone you could ascertain that there's no possible way for the majority of illegals to have just come in legally and stayed longer than they were supposed to.

>i sure hope this surgery i need to live doesnt bankrupt me

Thanks for supporting my claim.

> be me, 26, eastern european
> american corporation "tries market out" and opens branch in my city
> decides to employ 20, ends up with 200 since labor is cheap and people are not dumbasses
> me, taking over responsibilities from murrican, job is financial analysis
> guy does not want to explain shit to me
> meeting with management and murrican week later
> "I was doing my best, but user does not seem to do well with financial analysis"
> show them my reports
> I made full analysis using brain and google
> boss happy
> murrican mumbling
> fuck you, I am going to take your job anyway

Shart in mart.

To be fair I myself have never masturbated into a sock. Some people have their jizz rags. I masturbate like a civilized human. Either sitting on the toilet, in the shower, or on my porch where I can shoot off into the yard.