Sup Forums, have I told you about Oberfeldwebel Neuer? He is the most famous MG 42 gunner in the entire Wehrmacht...

Sup Forums, have I told you about Oberfeldwebel Neuer? He is the most famous MG 42 gunner in the entire Wehrmacht. A simple-minded fellow, yes, but also a physically impressive aryan. Neuer grew up on a small farm in Bavaria and after enlisting in the Wehrmacht, he quickly became famous for his skill with the Maschinengewehr. Called "the wall" by his comrades, Neuer has stopped enemy offensives many times virtually alone, mowing down countless russians in the process. However, the hundreds of lives he extinguished took a toll and he seems to have lost some of his humanity. He rarely talks or smiles, and he does his „work“ in a stoic, emotionless way. It is simply his job.

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Then there is Obersturmführer Müller. The battle-hardened officer is skilled and highly successful in fulfilling his missions. However, those seem to be the only qualities he has. Müller is a monster. He may thrive in battle, but even more so in torturing russian POWs and jewish children, even continuing to do so when the needed information has already been provided. The atrocities Müller has commited are without number His men hate him because of his violent outbursts and his sadism. Even his superiors despise him, but because of his success and efficiency they let him get away with it.

Kroos is the SS Sturmbannführer who does mostly desk work. Stationed behind the frontlines, he does not actually see combat or cruelty. Still, he is by no means innocent, as his job consists of writing down numbers of deported jews and deciding which villages to exterminate as retaliation for sabotage. He does it with the passion only an office warrior could have.

Nice forced meme fgt

Gefreiter Goetze is the naive kid straight from the training camp. He writes to his mother every night and the other veterans take him under their wing and play pranks on him. A Red Army sniper kills him later.

Leutnant Mesut Özil is a prototype of genetically enhanced superhumans created in Nazi laboratories. He can adapt his appearance to the environment and is nearly invisible. Mesut aka "Kamerad Chamäleon" usually breaks into the enemy lines and fulfills his duty as a spy.

The honorable Sturmbannführer Gomez just wants to do his duty and protect the lives of his men. He is a formidable soldier and a great leader and loved by his men However, there are many that hate him due to his lack of belief in the Nazi ideology. This also causes him to clash with the fervent Nazi's like Schweinsteiger and Kroos. Eventually they order Müller to shoot him in the back.

What level of autism is this?

Standartenführer Schweinsteiger is very similiar to Tarantino’s character Hans Landa. He is well-mannered, educated and charming, so not many suspect that the true face of Schweinsteiger is a different, much darker one: A sadistic monster who finds joy in hunting down fugitive jewish families. He enjoys toying with his victims, giving them hope and taking it again until they break. However, unlike Landa, he is a fiercy supporter of the Nazi ideology.

Leutnant Hummels is a highly skilled and charming undercover agent. Stationed in occupied France, he is seducing the madames and mademoiselles, his way of finding out where their resistance husbands and fathers have their secret meetings

Absolut zum fremdschämen, was 1 unfassbarer Spasti.

spotted the jew.

Kek

kys

Hauptmannn Höwedes does not care much about the the Nazi ideology, nor does he particularly like it. He is kind to his men and not unnecessarily cruel to the enemy. He hates his superiors for their sadism and all he really wants is to get back to his wife and his two daughters.
However, deep inside he knows that even if he gets his old life back, the atrocities he has seen will never let him sleep well again, and things will never be the same.

The son of a black man from the french colonies and a breton woman, Boateng grew up in rural France. He never knew his father, and the simple-minded and friendly Neger lived most of his life on a small farm, helping his mother with the farmwork. Even though he never really was one oft hem, the villagers liked him due to his kindness, his modesty, and his hard-working nature. However, one day a Nazi convoy passes the village, transporting supplies to Paris. Among the soldiers ist the SS officer Schweinsteiger, who spots the Neger and promptly orders him shot.

Neu hier?

Obergefreiter Reus showed great potential, and his superiors saw his talent as early as in the recruitment camp. He was a young and fierce Nazi supporter and eager for battle. Reus wanted nothing more than to earn glory for himself and his Vaterland. However, he was injured during training, so he had no part in the occupation of Poland. Although he quickly recovered, he was injured again right before the gloy in France. He was injured a third time playing Fussball with his Kameraden right before the july push into Russia. Spending most oft he war in a hospital, he first saw battle in Stalingrad. He was killed by friendly fire during guard duty.

FG42 wenn schon :)

ANTI-SEMITISM MODS DELEET

>Oberfeldwebel
>Obersturmfuhrer
>Sturmbannfuhrer

german titles sound so evil

Oberleutnant Klose, a WWI veteran, always had to fight twice as hard because of his polish ancestry.He succeeded though and quickly became a legend in the Wehrmacht He was later proclaimed honorary aryan by Hitler himself, but after being decorated, he was forbidden to fight because loss of such a hero would have been a crippling blow to german morale

This is the faggiest meme i've ever seen

>you will never invade Normandy, kill Neuer in honorable combat, and steal the Edelweiss pinned to his lapel

Why live, Easy?

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pls fuck back off to krautchan

>2011 + 5
>nicht haben Autismus

Don't ask me, the Germans were your allies.

the wikipedia and the dab ones are worst desu

Nah Finland were traitors.

>WE WUZ WW2 AN SHIET
Americans are literally the niggers of north-america.

This is where they would be

This image triggers the Master Race.

Agreed WORMbro

This thread made my day. Thanks Klaus

>t. Achmed

>"Kamerad Chamäleon"
KEK
always gets me

Do one for Mertesacker and Podolski please

i'm triggered

Joachim Löw never wanted a leading role in the SS. Friends with Seyss-Inquart, all he wanted was a cushy bureaucratic job, pushing papers.
Now though, the entire leadership of the SS was decimated. Joachim was send to the East, to lead the charge against Stalin's menacing Red Army. This nearly caused a mental breakdown in him, and resulted in a number of nervous tics, such as constantly grabbing his nose, and scratching and smelling himself in company of Nazi leadership.

Joachim is cracking, and everyone knows it

What about Klinsmann though?

you know jews were hiding and selling each other to gestapo + there was jewish ghetto police made up of Jews who were helping out germans to guard jews in ghetto but for sure there were no brave jewish squadrons airdropping in europe to save it from hitlur xD

You fell for Hollywood meme

Leading member of SA. Got disposed of in the night of the long knives.

Kek

Did you even watch the show you god damn pollack. They spent one episode on it after stumbling upon the camps. And it was realistically done.

> Hans Landa was a traitor tho

> implying germany wont be the new mexico of europe

kek

>americans in these threads

unt now is ze time ven ve dance!

autismus abseits jeglicher skala und wertung. gratulation, OP

Da spricht der Neid. Versager.

Autismus (von griechisch αὐτός autós „selbst“) wird von der Weltgesundheitsorganisation zu den tiefgreifenden Entwicklungsstörungen gerechnet.

>tiefgreifende Entwicklungsstörung
>Neid

sichi diggi

kys tobi

but who was merkel

Merkel is Hitler reincarnated.