Tell me a short dark humor joke

Tell me a short dark humor joke

niggers

A muslim walks into a bar and says "who wants some shots"

Why did sally fall of the swing set?
> She had no arms

midget niggers

When the sun burns out everything on Earth will die and all of this will have been meaningless.

nigger bought something

Why did the chicken cross the road?

Cont?

long before that everything on earth as we know it will have been incinerated

My life....

how can you make a loli cry for the second time in a row?
> you wipe your bloody dick on her teddybear

What's the perfect gift for a dead baby?

A dead puppy

What have a pizza and a mother in common? If they're black you'll have nothing to eat.

What is the only warm organ in a dead loli?
>my cock

Knock knock

What's a ten year old virgin in Afghanistan ?
A girl who runs faster than her father.

who's there?

A man and a young boy are walking at night in the woods. The boy says "I'm scared." The man replies, "You think you're scared? I have to walk out back out of these woods alone."

What's that disgusting-looking thing on a camel's back?
An Arab

Nigger midgets

what's the difference between my ex and the lasagna i'm eating atm?

Chuckled

What's the best part about having sex with twentyeight year olds?
There was 20 of them.

wat

Knock knock
Who's the-
DEATH!!

Go on...

What do you do with a dead puppy?

Take it for a drag

you knew from the beginning that the lasagnia had no emotions towards you

Not Sally

Whats the difference between Boy Scouts and Jews?

Boy Scouts come back from their camps.

One is a sloppy mess that smells like aged cheese, and the other is a fine italian meal.

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the lasagna wasnt in her?

Nothing. You're stabbing them both with a fork, creating a bloody mess on your table.

What's the difference between a dead nigger on the road and a dead dog on the road?

there's skidmarks in front of the dog

Continue!!

Here's a classic:

How do you get a jewish girls' number?
Just pull back her sleve.

Wtf man...you'r sick

midget is killed

I can name a few actually:
-Lasagna doesn't ceaselessly throw passive-aggressive bullshit at your face
-Lasagna doesn't fuck his ex for half a year because it "stil loves him"
-When Lasagna tells you it won't bring other guys to the dorm it actually keeps the promise, instead of hanging cumdrenched panties on your doorhandle after a night out with "some friends from school"
-Lasagna doesn't throw out your rare plant collection because you sent a pic of those panties to the ex it "still loves".

I was traumatized after walking in on my parents having sex.....and my dad asked me to Eiffel Tower my mom.

Joke is on them, I raped my dad.

dark humor is like a dead baby, it never gets old

Bonus : the lasagna says "for 2-3 people", though you eat it alone, with my ex it's the opposite.

I hit her as hard as I could, as long as I could. Frankly, all the hitting drained me. I had to go to the hospital and have my hands replaced. I was too high, too out of my mind to know I had ruined my hands hitting her. But those days are over. No crack for me. No beating my fiancé. No strangling drifters for sex. No! No more. 'Cause Jesus lives in my heart. Yaaay... Jesus!

lol

My post number gave me more inspiration:
If Lasagna would have several relationships behind your back it would at least used them to teach itself how to suck dick

Rub paper on head of mans penis few minutes.
This kills the man

I raped your mother. And to be honest it's possible but not likely.

So my Grandfather bitches at me saying "Your generation relies too much on technology" and i hit him with the "no.. YOURS DOES" and unplugged that fuckers Life Support

not bad

So I'm walking this 8 year old into a field to get some 'candy.'

She looks at me and says, it's dark and scary out here.

I reply, you got that right kid, not looking forward to walking back alone.

What's the difference between a pizza and a Jew?

The pizza doesn't scream in the oven.

And between a pizza and a nigger?

The pizza can feed a family of four.

I once came home to find my girlfriend packing her bags. I was shocked - dismayed! Things were going so well. When I pleaded with her to stay, she said, "Well, the neighbors are saying bad things about you. Terrible things. They're calling you...you...a pedophile. This cannot be true. Say it isn't so!"

So I said, a pedophile? That's a pretty big word for a 10 year old.

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