Be young me

>be young me
>have very easy youth
>good looking, good grades, popular with girls
>be teenage me
>get bad acne, start playing mmos and getting distant
>drop out of school, do drugs
>i'm confused about my sexuality, people get confused about my sexuality
>finish school, become steel worker
>work for 5 years in a different town
>by this time i live by myself, no friends
>have miserable life, play mmos, do drugs


>fast forward to today
>go to work
>"user your piss test result aren't back yet, u cant work lol sry. no pay btw"
>go back to posting on Sup Forums

any user care to share their story?

i dont understand how people can be confused about their sexuality in current year; either you wanna suck dicks or you don't. Also ur a faggot.

I was never really that confused about my sexuality. I'm bisexual, but everyone around me is so homophobic that i really can't expose myself, so I end up like i'm hiding the fact i'm gay. The fact i'm depressed and havnt found a gf if over 5yrs doesnt help.

it's the kikes m8
we've never had this much kikery all around before

Fuck off attention seeking cunt no one cares
>anonymous image board

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The majority of people who say their bisexual turn out after a few years to just be confused / no gf.

Get some pussy and it might just go away

So this happened about 2 weeks ago and I'm still upset.

>Be me
>Be turning 23
>Get asked what kind of cake you want
>Reply "I don't care, I'll eat anything"
>Receive an odd look

About 3 days later, I wake up on my birthday.

>"Mom! Mom! It's my birthday! I want pancakes!"
>I'm the birthday boy, I should get pancakes
>"Mom?" Look around house to find it empty
>Look in the driveway to see the car gone
>FuckThisShit.jpg
>Storm into kitchen
>Grab ingredients from pantry/fridge
>Underestimate weight of milk
>Milk falls, spills everywhere
>FUCK.gif
>It's not my fault, I shouldn't even have to do this.
>Continue making pancakes
>Mix up batter according to instructions
>Heat up pan
>Pour batter into pan
>NowWhat.jpg

I had never made pancakes, so I went to my room to google how to cook them.

>Googling intensely
>Watch shitty cooking videos.
>Watch Epic Meal Time
>Watch Epic Rap Battles
>Forget about making pancakes and play Overwatch
>Hear the front door shut
>About Fucking Time
>"Mom! I want pancakes! Make pancakes!"
>Mom walks into the kitchen to see my work
>"user! WTF is this?!"
>Come out to see why she's so pissed
>The kitchen is full of smoke from the black mess in the pan
>The batter is dripping down the counter
>There is milk everywhere
>"It's not my fault. It's my birthday! You're supposed to make what I want! And I wanted pancakes. You weren't here!"
To be Continued?

Should I post more?

i think it's usually penis obsession. Which i mean, it's obvious why; penis' are fucking great, especially mine.

penises are so great user... why do women don't have them :( so selfish

Yes

Probably healthier to fap to traps if that's the only issue
It's only a little bit gay if it's traps

ikr; guys give and give, sharing their penis with the world; and women just take and take, taking everything inside themself.

Sounds like someone's not getting their tendies for a week.

The tendies went from 5 good boy points to 10

That's a funny way to put it, but it is kinda right.

it's just too pathetic to be funny, i'm sorry

they never say how she dies and it annoys the shit out of me

>23 yrs
>can't make pancakes

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omg, fuck you

You're 23 don't know how to cook and expect everything handed to you? Fucking self entitled little shit.

So aggravating.

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