My name is John, and I hate every single one of you. All of you are fat, retarded, no-lifes who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures. You are everything bad in the world. Honestly, have any of you ever gotten any pussy? I mean, I guess it’s fun making fun of people because of your own insecurities, but you all take to a whole new level. This is even worse than jerking off to pictures on facebook.
Don’t be a stranger. Just hit me with your best shot. I’m pretty much perfect. I was captain of the football team, and starter on my basketball team. What sports do you play, other than “jack off to naked drawn Japanese people”? I also get straight A’s, and have a banging hot girlfriend (She just blew me; Shit was SO cash). You are all faggots who should just kill yourselves. Thanks for listening.
Pic Related: It’s me and my bitch
Jack Reyes
Stale pasta, user.
Samuel Thompson
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Jeremiah Martin
OP you are really a dumbass. First off, you assume everyone is so bad. Let me point out your flaws. First, you said you were pretty much perfect. If that were so, you wouldn't brag about it, you would be humble and not attempt to gain attention from "no-life’s who spend every second of their day looking at stupid ass pictures." Second, you said we do nothing else than look at things on Sup Forums and the internet. There again you are wrong retard. I in fact only go on Sup Forums when i have absolutely nothing else to do. I (and I assume at least several others on here) have friends. By assuming that we are all people with no lives you once again prove your idiot ways to us- you cannot grasp a concept that people with lives can also use the internet. Third, if you are trying to prove to Sup Forums that you are perfect, at least type properly. "but you all take to a whole new level." You forgot a fucking 2 letter word. Fourth, A's are not that hard to get in high school dumbass. It's not a sign of intelligence, but an ability to listen. Good job for using something that everyone can do. Go to /sci/ and get your mind raped by some actual intelligence. There you go; I just wanted to you about how wrong you really are. With all honesty, I really don't give a shit what you say only wrote this because it’s fun as hell to rant to dumbasses. Next time, go tell someone who actually cares. PS. I saw that pic on Google images and it most definitely isn't you faggot.
Jayden Bell
fagget
Charles Hughes
One day I'm going to get off my lazy ass, find out who the guy in the pic is and ask him what life as pasta is like.
Henry Barnes
John,
Ordinarily I would have chosen to remain silent; but you seem to have a massive credibility problem here. You don't have the build of an athlete at all. You look just as out of shape as I was at your age. I'm having great difficulty believing that you were the captain of your high school's football team or that you were a starter on the basketball team. You look like you hardly engage in any physical activity at all. Your black friend looks far more athletic than you. By the way, over the last 40 years, I've known several guys who played football in high school, two of whom played college football and six of whom are members of my church. They have a lot of dignity; your posts have shown that you have none. You're not fit to kiss their feet. I also seriously doubt that your girlfriend is real. Even if she were your girlfriend and I were still single and young, I wouldn't envy you at all. The sort of young women you seem to be attracted to are nothing but walking vaginas. That indicates that you have a paucity of values. Just empty inside. Probably the only sex life you've had is the cheapest money can buy. I've always thought that the wholesome look is far more appealing and sexy than the slutty look. If you think you'll find true happiness in the nightclub circuit, you'll eventually be disappointed. You have a godless life that will prove to be totally unfulfilling in the long run. I'd hate to be you on Judgment Day. I was willing to have a serious, respectful dialogue with you; but you're obviously as fake as they come and not worthy or deserving of any serious consideration. As an abusive poster, you're actually quite disappointing. You're about as formidable as your skinny build. You're not even funny. You're just a young punk with an angry look on his face that probably masks a deep hurt inside.
Mason Mitchell
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Alexander Turner
THIS WAS FUNNY TEN YEARS AGO BACK IN 2006
Hunter Bailey
Wow, are you actually proud of being the dude in the picture? I've seen literal pieces of shit in truckstop toilets with more class, looks and intelligence than you. And you fail in another way: your girl has an ugly face, and you don't show her body? You are clearly an idiot since we can rule out that maybe, just maybe she is a butterface. But no, all we see is an ugly face with a possibly worse body. BTW, if you are in high school, then you will look old as an 80-year old anus by the time you are 25. And there is no way you are in college, because then it would not be possible to be on both the football team and the basketball team. So feel proud that you are part of two sports in some shitty high school, soak it up now, because as soon as you get out of that place, you will realize how little any gives a shit about the meaningless trophies or positions you held in high school. I'd offer to fight you, but I fear that if I touched you, I'd be covered in an oily mucus secretion that your overactive sebaceous glands are obviously pumping out.
Nicholas Hernandez
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Colton Peterson
it's a meme you dip
Easton Bailey
stale tangerine
Noah Reyes
You talkin to me!?!?
Carson Rodriguez
I wasn't gonna say anything but I'm bored so fuck it.
First let me just start with this. No one cares at all who is the captain of the football team or who starts in basketball. I was a first string linebacker in high school but I'm not bragging about it. Also do you think its HARD to get all A's in high school? Anyone with half a brain can get straight A's. Now let me get to your girlfriend. Shes not "banging hot" as a matter of fact she looks like a walking STD. Plus on top of that you both look like you just crawled out of Jersey Shore. Now lastly, anyone who calls their girlfriend "my bitch" deserves to get made someone's bitch themselves. Besides, you look like you're not too far from taking it up the ass yourself you annoying guido.
Thanks for reading.
Jack Fisher
it's a meme you dip
Ryder Brooks
it's a meme you dip
Josiah Harris
>newfag alert
Jacob Lewis
People still fall for this... good lord.
Henry Flores
Holy cow you are such a faggot. Jersey Shore was like 8 years ago and even then people only watched because they thought people like you were retarded. You're girlfriend, who's probably your sister because you look inbred, looks like someone put a barbie doll in a microwave. Holy crap what a newfag. We don't like people like you here normey
Michael Price
OP first off no one cares. I mean, really, NO ONE cares about you or anything related to you in any regards whatsoever. Second, we don't spend every single second looking at 'stupid ass pictures'. Actually, if that were true, then we're looking at a stupid ass picture of you right now. And to answer your question, yes, some of us have gotten pussy. Also, I don't think anyone actually jerks off to facebook pictures anymore when porn is so easily accessible. It was a joke.
You claim that you are perfect. Bullshit. No one is perfect. Captain of the football team you say? And? No one cares. It's just a game. Plus, you said that you got straight A's and you have a bangin' girlfriend. Okay, for one, high school is not hard at all. What university did you attend? I went to Harvard myself. I have never made a B in my life, and I'll bet I am more successful than you will ever be. Also, your girlfriend is not attractive. Maybe to you guidos she's a hot piece of ass, but to normal Americans, it looks like she just spent a week inside a tanning bed and dumped on pounds of make-up.
I'm not actually going to thank you for reading this, because I think you're the problem with the world. Fuck off.
Easton Parker
>You're girlfriend, who's probably your sister So what is it, you're or your?
Christian Bailey
too much pasta
Jackson Brown
Hey guys,
My name is Jenna, and I'm asking every single one of you to help me. My boyfriend is this skinny, greasy-haired guido who spends every second of his day looking at his stupid ass hair. He is everything bad with today's youth. Honestly, do all men brag about having fucked their "bitches" last night? I mean, I guess it's because of peer pressure and trying to be accepted, but he takes it to a whole new level. This is even worse than drinking beer all day and listening to Heavy Metal.
Don't ignore me. Please, help me. I'm pretty much desperate. I was a regular at the literature club, and vice-president of the science club. I also had a thing for classical music? I used to get straight A's, that is, before I met him (He just made me blow him; Shit was SO gross). He's a faggot, and I want to kill him. Please help me!
Femanon here. When i was 12, my parents went to a church reunion in Oregon for 4 days and left me home alone. They thought it was an oppurtunity for me to act more "mature." I had a dog (half rottweiler,half siberian husky) named rosco who was getting a reputation for humping random things aruond my house. My parents liked him outside but i let him inside cause i was home alone and was gonna do whatever the hell i wanted. i take a shower and walk back to my room naked cause i felt like it. I COMPLETELY forget he's in the house and he rushes up to me, tackles me, and starts humping away like crazy.
Easton Garcia
didn't he died?
Isaiah Rodriguez
Hey Johns,
My john is john, and i john every single john of you. John of you are John, john, no-jons, who spend every john of their john looking at stupid ass johns. You are everything john in this world. John, have john of you got any john? I mean, I jhon it's fun making fun of john because of your own john, but all you take to a whole new john. This is even worse than jerking john to pictures on john.
Dont be a john. Just john me with your john shot. I'm pretty much john. I was john of the football team, and john on my basketball team. What johns do you play, other than "john off to john drawn john people"? I also get straight johns, and have a banging hot john (She just john me; Shit was SO john). You are all john who should just john yourselves. Thanks for john
John Related: It's John and my John
Ethan Morgan
HEY KISAMAS, WATASHI NO NAMAE WA ANANIMASU OFFU KAKUSU TO WATASHI WA KIRAI EVERY SINGLE ONE OF ANATA. ALL OF ANATA ARE FAT, BAKA BAKA NO-LIFES WHO SPEND EVERY SECOND OF MAINICHI MITEIRUING AT BAKA PICTURES. ANATA WA SUBETE THAT IS WARUI IN THE SEKAI. HONTO NI, HAVE ANY OF ANATA EVER GOTTEN ANY NEKO? I MEAN, WATASHI GUESS IT'S TANOSHI MAKING FUN OF HITOS BECAUSE OF YOUR OWN UNKAWAIINESS, BUT MINNA TAKE IT TO A WHOLE NEW LEVEL. KORE WA WORSE THAN ONANI-ING TO PICTURES ON HESUBUUKU.
SHIRANAI HITO JA NAI DESHO? JUST HIT WATASHI AND BE SURE TO GANBARIMASU. WATASHI WA PRETTY MUCH PAAFEKUTO. WATASHI WAS AMERIKAN FUTBORU NO CAPTAIN, TO WATASHI WAS HAJIMASHTATER ON WATASHI NO BASUKETOBOORU TEAM. DONNA SUPOTSU DO ANATA ASANBOU, OTHER THAN "ONANI TO NAKED DRAWN NIPPONJIN"? WATASHI MO GET HOMO JA NAI A'S, TO WATASHI HAS A BANGING KAWAII SHOJO (KANOJO WA BLOWJOB WO SHIMASHITA; KUSO WA HONTO NI CASH.) ANATA WA ALL KISAMAS DARE SHOULD JUST KOROSU THEMSELVES. DOMO ARIGATOU GOZAIMASU FOR LISTENING. (SONO PIC WA RELATED DESU, ARE WA WATASHI TO WATASHI NO ONNA)
Lincoln Harris
Anyone else not understand John Cena?
Like, come come all he has to do is wave his hand infront of his face, and then people cant see him? Surely if this were the case he wouldn't appear on camera and the WWE would have a nightmare filming him. If I were Vince and a wrestler came up to me and said he wanted to join up but he would do all the fighting whilst invisible I'd tell him to fuck off because its probably just some chode excuse to slack off the job.
