How do we stop this meme? It ruins the olympics

How do we stop this meme? It ruins the olympics

Remove breaststroke

This shit is a joke

this meme got you a gold medal

Euro butthurt thread #512013

>wins gold, the only one for your country
>complains about the event

Fuck off Spain

Come to watch weightliftan and be relax my veli

I wish >we Anglos could produce footballers with technical ability half as good as we could produce swimmers.

Ok, give back that gold medal then.

> my country is bad at a certain sport so it should be banned.
Kys faggot

>21 out of 32 medals from swimming

Why don't we add backwards running and the fucking worm as athletics contests?

>mad as fuck

Water covers more of the surface of the earth than land. Why are you angry that there are sports dedicated to traversing it?

Nuke America.

Why are yuropoors so pathetic?

We will need to evolve into fish people anyway cause global warming.

Did you not see Waterworld?

>Did you not see Waterworld?
>anyone saw waterworld

I can't think of a single reason for that to happen.

>footballers
Get out

You don't like breast? You gay?

Just wait till China dominate this event

Americans did the same thing with diving by having a lot of medals in it a while ago because they were the only good nation then it backfired

same thing will happen with swimming

I think there are too many swimming events. They should half the number of swimming events at least and make it more prestigous

By that time the world will be a nuclaer wasteland and the Olympic swill have been disbanded.

Hail Emperor Trump!

>your country has managed to ruin swimning, one of the oldest competitive sports, for everyone in the world simply by being GOAT at it
Feels good

I think the number of individual swimming events is fine, it's the 4x100, 4x200, 4x400 shit that REALLY statpads it.

It's also ridiculous how team events grant only one medal but relay swimming gives out so many. Team events should grant 1 per player.

>China
>good at anything besides meme events

Yet to hear any justification other than 'i don't like America getting medals'

tbf 32 medals is simply ridiculous

>Team events should grant 1 per player.
Agreed since that means we'd have even more medals.

You shouldn't be allowed to rack up medals by doing the same thing over and over again. There should be one medal in each sport, no different strokes/lengths etc. Same goes for velodrome, gymnastics, shooting, rowing, running.

Because there isn't one if you hadn't noticed.

>we are good at only one sport so it should have a lot of events

You already have walking, jump over shit running and run through puddles and shit

>4x freestyle
>4x breaststroke
>4x juping jackflash
>4x backcrawl
>4x adlibbed swimming
>4x shark
>4x mixed styles

it's really too much

Without getting into memes and backwards running, why aren't there different medals for incourt tennis, grass tennis and clay tennis? Don't you think 32 (thirty fucking two) events for 1 (one) sport is beyond reason?

Brazil is literally only good at one sport

>summer

fuck yeah, volleyball

Not in my watch

remove different forms of swimming, it should all just be freestyle with different distances.

if running backwards isn't an event, why should swimming be?

So mad. You know we dominate track and a lot of the other meme sports too right?

honestly I think we need to get rid of table tennis. It's literally a meme version of the real sport. it's like having foosball as an olympic event.

>You know we dominate track

Bolt is American now?

we fix this by switching swimming over to the winter olympics

remove the multiple medals on the same sport and combine them
combine all track and field into 1 medal
combine ping pong, tennis and badminton since they are mostly the same
1 medal for all horse events
1 medal for all boat events
1 medal for all bicycle events
combine the medal for soccer, rugby and handball
combine the medal for basketbal, volleyball and shooting
remove everything else

Bolt isn't in the Olympics.

Why? There is no "most medals" competition.

There are as many events as the organising bodies want there to be.

I don't know why 32 medals is 'ridiculous'. It's a nominal sum.

I'm basically asking you why you think 32 is 'too much' when they aren't at all scalable, one medal is one medal, you don't win anything by having more so it doesn't matter. All it causes is fucking idiots on the Internet to get bumsore about their precious pointless medals table.

>remove freestyle
>everybody front crawls anyway

You can keep one short distance and long distance freestyle race to show who is the fastest
You can keep individual medley to show who is the best all around swimmer
Keep one freestyle relay and one medley relay

There I fixed Olympic swimming