Waifu claiming thread.
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Rules:
>Claim your Waifu/Husbando
>No Claiming Waifus/Husbandos that have already been claimed
>Only one claim per user
>No stealing (unless trips or more)
>No oversexualised content
>No RP/ERP of any kind (maybe some on occasion)
>Discussion is welcomed
>Insults must be original
>If you're posting images you're not lurking
>3D is almost always trash
>Joining means a reserved place in hell
>Most importantly, have fun!
Kyouko claimed.
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I meant do you want me to post lewd maid to prove you're a lewd maid?
still here
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Calamity-masu'd
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Claimed.
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Filthy early bake.
See, heres the thing.
I dont get why you try so hard to kill threads that just keep being reborn.
Why not try a more thought out tactic!
Try killing it from the inside, much more effective
Claimed
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No
only a lewd maid sometimes
this
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Deleted messages don't count.
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Claimed fufufu
Roll for your shitposting superpower:
0-1: You have a folder for every single poster on /waifu/ with exact filenames, and the ability to mimic anybodies persona.
2-3: You can guarantee a get, one dub every minute, trips every ten minutes, quads every 100 minutes and so on.
4-5: You can delete every OTHER /waifu/ thread at any moment.
6-7: You can spam without a captcha and no cool down, the only limit is how fast you can select an image.
8-9: You can recite every copypasta ever written from memory.
Dubs: Your choice of any of the above.
Trips and up: All of the above.
0-1 get
love you mai
See? You're a lewd maid. Even if it is only sometimes.
I really appreciate your concern, but it's nothing bad at all that distracts me.
Lewd boat might just not cut it in this case. :^)
>rattle
I want kagamis powers
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and you're a lewd cat
>Rattle rattle
Toy boat.
Apparently i'm a lewd quite a few things.
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Ah well, good to see you well
>might just not cut it
You say that but you've given me some pretty good pics before :^)
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Autistic Waifu virgins
Roll
You are
Lewd Boat
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Oh ho ho!
I'm texting a girl (not my mom/related to me) right now!
So your argument is invalid
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>texting
My sides
>when you simply never want to have a life
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>when you never want to be a good shitposter
At least I got her number though!
Also she enjoys anime and punk rock.
I wonder if she also like ska...
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animu
mangoes
Virginity and dishonesty confirmed. If she honestly enjoys anime she's fat as fuck and repulsive to us alpha males
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Snatching up this fine explorer.
>us
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Consider this: your grandparents and their generation were overseas killing and bombing Japanese people, and now you sit in a dark bedroom masturbating your deformed penis to their cringeworthy cartoons. If they're still alive, I'm sure they do their best to NOT think of the shit stain they've left behind in this world.
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>us alpha males
BAHAHAHAHA
Oh god. I knew you kids were stupid, didn't know you were delusional too.
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Not fat though.
She only likes normie anime though.
Like the popular ones.
>implying alpha male
>delusional
>has dozens of images saved of a Japanese cartoon character that looks like an 11 year old girl
>thinks he is dating said cartoon character
wew lad
Saber claim
Why not
>Roll
Hey tsun bote
>Implying my grandparents were allied scum
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So edgy and cool
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My grandparent fell off a guard tower in Auschwitz
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Spotted the jew
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>implying women were allowed in the armed forces in this era
Nice try. My grandpa was on the beaches of Normandy.
Damage control
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How is stating that I'm not a NEET damage control?
Wagecuck
I, and probably everyone here, is fully aware what the word "Fictional" means.
Nice try though. As usual, you guys miss the mark though.
And now you sit in a dark bedroom as mom tries to clean the shit stains out of your buzz light year bed sheets as you eat chicken nuggets and twist your pubes for fun through your adult diaper you fucking man baby
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How are you?
Waifu virgin- MOM! THEY KEEP BULLYING ME AND MY INTERNET FRIENDS FOR WATCHING ANIME COME DOWN TO THE BASEMENT NOW!
*mom enters the basement, eyes watering from the stench of the tub of lard she created*
Mom- "Just ignore them or damage control the thread like we talked about sweetie, but don't you think it's time to grow out of this and get a girlfriend"
Waifu virgin- "mommy mommy look! My girlfriend looks just like my pillow, and the bullies finally left us alone, go back upstairs and make me another batch of pizza rolls, oh and leave your credit card I need more anime dolls and pillows"
*mom drops credit card on desk just to get out of the putrid disgusting lair that her worthless offspring calls home*
Virgin neckbeard- "my waifu loves me so much"
*produces a mass of warm wet feces composed of frozen chicken nuggets and pizza rolls into adult diaper*
Jokes on you I dont even like chicken nuggets!
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Cool, but that doesn't make you not a Jew.
You guys should call these threads The Autist's Guide to Perpetual Virginity
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masterboat
>rattles
Still at best only second place on the sex boat list!
Jew and wagecuck, can't get any worse than this
What makes me not a Jew is the fact that I live in Louisiana and have never even met a Jew, go back to watching Chinese cartoons and masturbating to your body pillow
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i like these city scape kind of things
Autism and virginity, doesn't get more cringe than this