What's the gayest thing you've done Sup Forums? Green texts welcomed

What's the gayest thing you've done Sup Forums? Green texts welcomed.

going on /b

i've answered to this thread

What's the gayest thing you haven't done?

Sucked my dick, came in mouth, swallowed.

> Be me
> Sign up for le reddit
> Immediately feel gay for having done so

if anyway wants to talk dirty to me on kik mines freshselects im a sub btw

I sucked my own dick

Was ok, i ain't gay so i wasn't that into it, just curious.

Replying to this thread.

How is that even possible?

I posted in a dick rate thread.

Worn women's clothes and put a penis shaped dildo up my bottom.

Masturbated to a picture of myself as a child.

That's...Pretty fucking gay.

What? Sucking your dick?

I have along dick and i'm thin so it was easy.
It was at this weird part in my life in which i thought i might have been bi.
So i tested myself and lo and behold i like pussy more than dick

My friend and I sucked each other off and did anal (we were 10, no joke)

so so much. trying to find a guy on craigslist right now for us to jerk off in panties together.

That's why I posted it in this thread...

Muh nigga me too got my daughter's dirty ones want to share.

Any suicidal thoughts? Are you attending a therapist or some kind of priest to reconcile this kind of insanity?

I do hope your insanity abates.

I played pic related once an enjoyed it.

sure gotta throwaway email?

Several things
>sucked 2 guys off they sucked me back
Instant regret as soon as I came
>kissed ~10 guys
No regrets, was partying so no big deal
>fucked a dude once
Changed my mind, went to my house. Didn't even came

No homo tho

I mean yeah but mostly want to do it irl

>be me 18
>have bi friend
>he admits his attraction to me
>Lolwut.jep
>Tell him I'm str8
>he knows
>fuckitwhynot.exe
>sucks my cock
>suck his
>he deepthroats
>finishes me off
>doesnt even ask for me to finish him
>win win
>regreted it a bit
>now I dont care
>6/10 would do it again
I wouldnt recommend it unless youre already kinda set in your str8 ways and only watch gay porn and traps and shit

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Nice trips fgt

once when i was alone in my bedroom in the middle of the night, i put my hair into twintails (i got pretty long hair) and showed some shit up my butt while jacking off


t'was fun tbh

Fucking Faggot

>Str8 ways
>gay porn

:^)

Suicidal? no. And no I'm not getting therapy or guidance.

In all honesty, I don't know how I feel about it. I'm really attracted to femininity. I love having sex with girls (so much so I've hired escorts on occasion) but I love looking like a girl.

Though at the same time I'd love to be big and muscley to attract hot girls.

It is quite confusing and at times I wish I didn't enjoy being feminine myself, especially due to the social backlash I'd face if anyone found out. But then, the taboo side of it makes it more alluring.

I wouldn't envy my position anyway.

>go to exhentai
>browse crossdressing manga
>joyfully fap to trap shimakaze
Well, not that it's very different from my heterosexual activity.

several sexual encounters with my childhood best friend

People who have never done anything with a dude who think theyre bi because they like traps and shit

I put someones wiener in my mouth.

He did the same.

It was Aight.

For fuck sake these trap threads are ruining b, its really too much. I bet you guys aren't even attracted to women anymore, everyday you're looking at this shit

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>str8 ways
>gay porn
>traps

>Partying with friends
>Get shitfaced
>Fuckme.png
>Me and a couple of buddies go to bed
>We sleep on top of each other cause we be bros
Timeskip
>My friend wakes me
>Spooning him
>Ohshit
>Turns out I was humping him and moaning in my sleep

>le reddit
>le

dude, you're not only gay, you're a cocksucking, cum drinking, nigger lover gaylord. If you still have some dignity and manhood on your pathetic eunuch shrivelled balls you won't use the stupid "le" meme EVER

understood?

>friend comes out
>he wants to go to a gay club for the first time
>he's nervous as all hell
>offer to go with him
>im easily the best looking one in there
>arrogantdouche.exe
>try my best to be friends wingman but the gays dont want him
>flex and shit for free drinks
>straight girls want selfies with me
>that one Britney Spears song I like plays
>dance with no top on
>king of the faggots

Met a guy at a bar
Went to his place
Sucked his ween
He sucked mine
It was Aight.
We fuck regularly.

Buddy I got some news for ya

Nice plump butt he got.

I fucked a dude

I've jerked my own self off

going on 9GAG...

worked as an escort for 2 years

>Be me, lonely as shit but socially terrible, literally go into a club and have a panic attack and need to leave
>Make PoF account, Tinder, OKCupid, etc. Tale some selfies of me all that shit.
>Get nothing but land whales to respond.
>Go on a few dates with horribly nasty girls, beggars CAN be choosers, rather be forever alone than be with literal porpoises
>Still lonely, need some of that sweet sweet attention, switch my Tinder from females to males.
>Horny as fuck, go through and only "accept" the hottest men, abs and all that, if I'm going to be gay, might as well be selective.
>Nearly 100 percent reciprocation of likes, men are thirsty as fuck.
>Weekend comes and four men message ME first, wanting to chat, meet up.
>Pick the best looking and agree, go to his apartment
>Horny as hell, he's a bottom.
>Fuck a man, multiple times.
>We date, which is objectively gayer than just hooking up I think, now its like passionate and shit

Horny as shit, fucked a dude on Tinder, dated him for a while.

I've sucked off guys, fucked them, gotten fucked by them. The gayest thing I've done is stand outside a changing room with 4 other fags and endlessly compliment the cute boy we picked out clothes for.

>Mfw everyone else in the store is staring
>Nope the fuck out of there
Been gay my whole life, but in that moment I truly felt like a faggot. Boy was a nice fuck though so it was worth desu.

Your fedora is showing

Rimjob with a boy in a forrest

do you live in USA?

Gave my brother three blowjobs in one night when we were drunk after a party, yep.

Ate my cum like half an hour ago

no, why?

Rub straight blind guys thigh by making out there was lack of space, later touch his semi by accident

Where are you from then, if not a secret? I just kinda imagined what could people for that homo behaviour in my shithole cyka country

Banged a (milf)tranny off craigslist.

here's a video of me shoving a gummy worm in my ass, that's gotta be high up there.

Who wants to sext and actual Boipucci TWINK? Reply with snapchat/Dick pic and I'll choose

I lost

Oh well that moment happened in the U.S. in New York. No one confronted us, but we were in a rather large group.

>Implying a group of ~13 twinks could take on even one man

yeah i can get pretty gay

>be 13
>brother 11
>suck him off and swallow plenty of nights. He claims he was asleep

Also

>be 26
>have girlfriend of 6 years
>have gotten lots of little fag boys on the side
>like to degrade and abuse them and have them choke on my thick meat
>treat them like filth and use their holes
Basically the stuff I can't do to my girl

Keep it up, man. You're going places with that rump

yeah thats pretty gay
cute af, but gay

wtf gaben did that? I love steam now!

making this video is probably the gayest thing I've done

>at friends house
>he and his wife want to fool around
>she gets too drunk
>me and him masturbate together
>he cums on my dick and i use it as lube then cum on her back
is that gay?

not particularly good places

it's not gay if the penis is feminine, right??

>Taking a shit.
>Big log exits.
>feelsgoodman.jpg

the ever elusive feminine penis
it has yet to be seen in its natural habitat

truly a mysterious beast

More webms please

You have to get your dick closer to your mouth.

>Not particularly good places
I beg to differ. Ever considered doing meetups? Services?

In what position are you able to suck your own dick


this is pretty much the gayest thing I did

what kind of webms u like big guy

fucking people for money isn't really my idea of a good place

jesus my dick

any closer got too painful for my back, I'm not nearly flexible enough for it

>have friend
>his girlfriend is out of town
>he asks me to suck his dick
>can't think of a reason not to
it was just a favor

how did it change your friendship?

I blew a dozen guys in the bathroom of a porn theater, but it wasn't that gay because I was dressed like a girl when I did it.

Tease me with your slutty mouth

whenever we hang out he wants me to do stuff

no

My big brother's girlfriend.

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Gayest thing is what i am doing now. asking B if there are any single fem boys cause i need one to spoil all day and fuck all night

Suit yourself. Just a suggestion.

oh damn a butt with a dick near it
thats fucking badass

I've done worst, I'm flexible, I have suck my own dick multiple time, now I can't do it anymore because I'm too old, but it was nice (and also gay xD)

well, i'm gay now.

Tasted my semen. Not all that great.

I wish I could do it, I just had a really inactive life for a while, lost a lot of flexibility and athletic ability

Same fam. You need to catch at least a teaspoonful to get any flavour, and most of the time it's not even that great.

Yeah that's nice
You have a fucking hot asshole and such beautiful lips

Come on boy MORE

regularly cum on own face, take facial selfies

>Be me
>Be 14
>Obsessed with anal/dressing like a girl
>Enema fetish
>One Saturday morning make enema device
>Parents are asleep
>lay on my bed and shoot like 3 glasses of milk up my ass and pretend it's cum
>Also wearing my sisters skirt
>Milk is cold as hell and I can feel pressure on my insides
>Feel weird sensation in my cock
>It's throbbing and it almost hurts
>Sensation is growing larger
>Suddenly a weird pressure runs through my dick and feels like it's splitting it in half
>it's painful
>Tears roll out of my eyes as I squirt cum all over my abdomen and the front of the skirt
>That was the first time I ever came
>Kek didn't even have to jerk like you normies
>I had a tv in my room
>I still remember what show was playing at my climax
>Pokémon Diamond and Pearl, the episode where Ash is trying to teach Gible Draco Meteor
>It was a good day

sorry about that

i guess i wouldn't be entirely opposed, but i'd rather have some sort of sugardaddy.

no