Hey Sup Forums, Ryan Reynolds here. We're finishing writing the Deadpool sequel and would like some quip suggestions

Hey Sup Forums, Ryan Reynolds here. We're finishing writing the Deadpool sequel and would like some quip suggestions.

Thanks!

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don't forget to give dolph some quips

Hey Sup Forums Zack Snyder here. I need more quips in my Justice League movie.

MMM BOYS

There needs to be a scene where deadpool comes home and finds his wife getting pounded hard from behind by a colored individual and then deadpool looks a the camera and says "damn, feels fine to be a cuck!"

people love Daredevil, reference him in a way the lawyers let you

How about Magento and Jean Luc Picard are in a pool and Deadpool says, "Hey what is this, a dad pool?"

Could be funny.

deadpool comes out and steal mans shield and say
hey everyone

Deadpool needs less plot and just more tomfoolery

>Implying the super penis could ever lose

Even his succubus wife is pissed off now that death wants his wang again.

make quicksilver wanna be mutant , trying to do quicksilver shit and dies with first bullet


top kek

He is supposed to be a spider not a dog

He cleans up his home saying stuff like "ahhh fresh air, feels good to take out the stinkers" and it cuts to a bag filled with shit stained underwear and a BvS blu-ray

>Deadpool is broke and wants to watch a movie
>Illegally downloads BvS
>Torrent gets stuck on 27%

Bad Man vs Sup Man bruh

featuring
Spooky

Rated Edgy edition

...

and yeah do this and 10 people in world get this joke

right guys?

something something orange slices

Crash a plane with no survivors.

Hey Ryan quip with your name on the message

Keep em comin guys these are gold

a full on porno sex scene

>Henry Cavill cameo wearing the Supes costume with inverted colors
>some mutant breaths fire next to him and burns his hair

LOOK

i hope they doesnt fuck up movie so much pandering SJW shit and muh 2016 problems . Like a shit youtuber joke about reaction videos

i almost sure they will add something like i mentioned

main thing i liked deadpool was references and shits were good mostly old stuff 80s 90s

i hope they do 00's and late 90s these .

like evangelion starts , he says goddamn this is every youtube video ever

Deadpool is horny and watches a porn movie.
Pic related.

"have you heard of the dream team? 'cause we're the meme team"
hhaha

>Ryan Reynolds
>not claiming to be Deadpool or Wade Wilson
Fake.

>Hey guys, nice to see you again. I don't usually say this on the second date but make sure to sit down and enjoy the ride, because it's gonna be a veeeeery hard and awfully long one! But remember: second time is always easier!

Hahahah

if cable exist in Xmen universe then why he didnt go back past in DoFP.

mark my words some joke about this .

Time travelling goes wrong , deadpool somehow stuck and changes back to Xmen origins one.

top kek

Look at my face, I've felt the Berin!

I think the sequel should open with an 80s sitcom satire. That would be great.

If Deadpool didn't do any "Martha" joke in Deadpool 2, I will fucking dropped it.

3 dudes singing this in car. Deadpool stealth kills middle guy.

join them.
nobody notice

after song end

kills it


it would be pretty gut

Why are comics so trash compared to the very few actual good mangas?

Like the best of the best of comics don't come even close to the best of manga.

DUDE WEEB LMAO

Iron Man cameo

DUDE WEEB LMAO

Hehe I bet all my bros at reddit will luv it if this happened

Some guy in first iron man suit from im1. he falls ground due shit helmet cant see


deadpools make joke about him like this would make good movie franchise

man was deadpool awful

That I would like to see

If there's one of those movies to poke fun at, it'd be that one

da fuck?

>Hey, bad guy: TAKE THIS!
>Deadpool throws fries at bad guy
>Bad guy eats one of the fries before saying "not enough salt"
>Yeah, that's what a DCuck would say!
>Deadpool beats up bad guy

I'm loving this XD

>deadpool walks into prof x office
>does the powerstance
>professor xavier? Im deadpool

>deadpool walks out of a showing of highlander 2
>says OH BOY THE SECOND ONES ALWAYS THE WORST
>then proceeds to browse reddit and wank to mlp for the rest of the movie

kek

This.

While i strongly hate most weebshit i'd say the reason for this is most comics are made for kids whereas a lot of manga is made for teens so you get away with a lot more thematically

A scene where he has his big cancer-scarred dick out and he literally just says "quip"