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>Someone spent time making that gif

Fuck, there's nothing for me to object, that ranking is acceptable.

>3 with the really annoying tea leoni and dr grant speaking raptor better than 2

JW was so terrible

why not make a good movie?

wrong, JW was a masterpiece

...said no one ever.

2 had the scene where the jew's black girlfriend's gymnast daughter defeats a raptor with an uneven parallel bar routine.

I agree. 3 gets a lot of flak, but I find it unwarranted. It has Grant and a lot more action going for it than 2, and 2 is just silly in a lot of ways although everyone loves malcolm. JW looked nice, but that's about it. Garbage script and garbage acting

Oh and forgot, 3 is shitty because of the ending and bad supporting characters. For some reason autists got riled up that the t-rex lost to spinosaurus, lol. But I agree that scene was a bit silly, considering the t-rex had the spino in his jaws. That would've been it, it's jaws had insane pressure it could literally just snap spinos neck there

I'll never understand the butthurt over this, one fucking raptor gets confused by I'LL TRY SPINNING THAT'S A GOOD TRICK and that somehow ruins the entire movie, it's as retarded as people discounting Die another Day for the parasailing scene.

people dismiss bond because it tends to be retarded, start to finish. To highlight that point, they'll point to an exceptionally stupid scene as an example.

see also:

I actually really like Lost World, I might even put it above the original.

The movie is surprisingly mean-spirited and dark (save for, yes, the shitty gymnast raptor scene).

That dude getting torn in half by the rexes, the screams while Slav man is getting eaten by the compys, the T-Rex eating the dog, etc. Good shit.

I really wish the hunter guy had been given something to do in the finale, though. They should have called him to help take down the T-Rex or something. His character was too good to just walk off.

I agree with you op

>The movie is surprisingly mean-spirited and dark

It comes off as plain silly these days. Pretty much every scene was composed to be darkly humorous. But the "darkness" just isn't there anymore and, without it, the comedy is weak.

> 3 over 2
WTF!

1 > JW > 3 = 2

1 best for obvious reasons
JW did things that we all wanted to see (a fully functioning park, T-Rex not dying) as well as BS with kids and a poor love-story thingg
3 Was a short action flick, better than 2 as a standalone film but worse than 2 in the series as it slaps JP1 in the face with how crap it is
2 waaaaay too long and made for hippies, at least it made references to 1 and didn't split up Dr. Grant and waifu

Are you me?

Fair enough, it's been awhile since I've watched it.

hot as fuck gif

That would take a lot of time and effort and we all know movies are supposed to be easy. In the end it would have made the same amount of money. The important thing was establishing new "characters" to sell as toys and Lego sets.

>JW did things that we all wanted to see (a fully functioning park, T-Rex not dying) as well as BS with kids and a poor love-story thing

This is everything wrong with modern movies and reboots. They literally get a checklist of things from the original and then just redo it. They use the excuse if it "being for the fans" but in reality its just the simplest, safest and easiest way to make a movie. It takes absolutely no balls, no personality and no creativity.

Perhaps, user

true tbqh

Apart from maybe Mad Max

Correct.

JW more like Quip World

1 > 2 > JW > 3