Literally all I want in a woman:

Literally all I want in a woman:
>Christian
>Virgin
>Athletic
>Ambitious
>6.5/10 or better
>Doesn't smoke
>Doesn't have kids
>Doesn't have visible tattoos
>Doesn't have exotics body piercings
>5'7" or shorter
>Listens to music other than top 40 garbage
>Isn't a weeb faggot
>Age 18-25
Why is this woman so impossible to find Sup Forums?

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they are already taken and fiercely guarded by men with brains

Cus no one wants you in their life

Literally all I want in a moler rat
>Atheist
>eats nachos
>"Bazzoka!"
>you can place him in a pocket
>sexy
>shaved

>Christian

why christian? if you're an adult and think christianity is true you're an idiot

>Virgin
>Doesn't have kids

Good luck with that, mate. Every virgin I know has one or two kids at least.

>being this specific

>waaaaaaaaahhhhh i can't get my idea of perfection.

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>Christian
She'd be gullible.

>Virgin
She'd begin to wonder what it's like to take other dicks eventually.

>Athletic
She'd run circles around your fat neckbeard ass.

>Ambitious
She'd begin working hard and spending time with other ambitious people leaving you at home to post on Sup Forums.

>6.5/10 or better
At least you're setting the bar low.

>Doesn't smoke
Ok.

>Doesn't have kids
Fuck playing dad to someone else's kid. I get it.

>Doesn't have visible tattoos
Inked ho's are trashy.

>Doesn't have exotics body piercings
They're not for everyone.

>5'7" or shorter
Most women are.

>Listens to music other than top 40 garbage
Garbage? It's in the top 40 because it's better than the shit that's not. Stop being a fucking edgy hipster faggot.

>Isn't a weeb faggot
Don't want to have too much in common?

>Age 18-25
18 year old pussy is the bomb.

I'll never understand why anyone wants a virgin. Innocence holds no charm for me. OP needs to find a 15 year old in West Virginia

>all i want
>13 separate conditions
>wants a 6.5 or higher girl in her sexual prime that hasn't taken a dick yet

Just settle.

Literally all I want in a woman:
>6.5/10 or better
>Doesn't have kids
>Doesn't have visible tattoos
>Doesn't have exotics body piercings
>5'7" or shorter
>Less than 150lbs
>Listens to music other than top 40 garbage
>Age 22-30

I still cant find this bitch so gl OP

/thread

lmao faggot

>>Virgin


Where is the appeal? Because she hasn't experienced it with other guys and she's "pure"? you do realize by busting her in she's just going to get curious about other guys making her much more apt to cheat on you.

Not to mention she's going to be absolutely shit in bed, not know what to do, be mindless and fumble around like we all did when we were virgins, etc.

I don't want a whore but I at least want a woman that has had some dick in her life so she has it out of her and she knows what she likes. In the end it isn't such a big deal in the span of your entire life

Literally all I want in a woman:
>my dick

Have you tried looking around in Amish country?

I had this and fucked it up. Trust me. It's way better to never find one than to get her and lose her.

My girl, was virgin at 20 when I met her, but she's not religious and she does smoke weed with me from time to time, heading to Amsterdam together in 3 days.

eh they aren't all completely retarded they just cant handle they idea of no paradise after death

Boy, you sure don't want a lot now do you.
All I want in a woman
>Female
>Vagina
Still can't find one that's remotely interested in me.
Lower your standards even lower, faggot.

You gotta be willing to let some things slide, man. I mean, shoot for your definition of perfect if that's what you want, but realistically speaking there's gonna be something that you're not gonna like about the other person.

It's not even about being picky or not, you're just gonna have to deal with the other person not being 100% what you want, even if they match up with everything listed here. What if she's "perfect" by your standards, but also snores like your grandpa with a sinus infection? Or what if she's got shit streaks and period blood staining all her panties?

Gotta know when to appreciate what does match up and what's frivolous enough to let go.

Come to europe, we still have some hidden in the attic, but quick because the sandniggers are everywhere now.

Naw ur girl is a liar and you are an idiot, that or she really was and shes just fat and ugly as sin.

LMFAO...FUCK OFF NIGGER

Underrated post/10

Nah, she's just picky, just like me.

Not going to happen.

All women are degenerate whores.

You're too picky

Your mother certainly is

I.E. YOU ARE A 300 POUND LOSER WHO MAKES$15/HR AND SPENDS MOST OF HIS TIME WITH MUMMY AND SMELLS LIKE CAT PISS

My gf got everything except being brainwashed and she is a weeb

>ITT

All op wants is a fat little 8 year old girl

>I'm fucking a trap

I've actually met some really cool European girls playing various games.
Sad to think of what europe will become soon.

I agree completely.
This user knows what's up.

fawwwwwwwwwwkkkkkkkkkkkkkkk...that small dick is what pleases Katy? fuck me.....

All I want in a woman:
> supermodel hot
> submissive nymphomaniac
> rich
> not religious
> deaf mute
> rudimentary communication skills but only to the point where I can tell if she's thirsty or has to use the bathroom or something so she doesn't die or make a mess

gotta be willing to let a couple of those things go. perfection could mean you're ignoring the bad to believe in the good.

>small dick

Stop watching so much porn you sperg lord

Literally all I want in a woman
> atheist
> raped by relatives in her youth
> skinny bulimic
> broken, no faith in the future
> 4.5 to 7.0. police won't look as hard for fuglies
> hooked on meth
> don't care if spawn
> tattoos okay, cutting scars from mental problems better
> taurus piercing because I like them
> any height. midget = instant diamonds
> listens to whatever comes through on her little battery radio
> age irrelevant
> caged in my basement

Why is this woman so impossible to find Sup Forums?

i know 50 girls that fit the description (well i cant be sure about the virgin part)

Honestly sounds like a lot of work, but who am I to judge another man's tastes?

>Literally all I want in a woman:
>>Atheist
>>Virgin
>>Thin
>>Homebody
.5/10 or better
>>Doesn't smoke, drink or use drugs
>>Doesn't have kids
>>Can have tattoos
>>Can have piercings
'11" or shorter (i.e. not taller than me)
>>Listens to music other than country/rap
>>Is a weeb faggot
>>Age 20-27
Why is this woman so impossible to find Sup Forums?

Have you checked your basement?

I'd start there

Just move to Louisiana.

Don't listen to these other faggots and settle OP, women need to know its not okay to be a stupid spoiled whore. I mean go ahead and fuck the whores but don't marry anyone you have the slightest reservations about.

sorry about your small dick fat ass

>(well i cant be sure about the virgin part)

I can. They're not.

kek

Virgins raised by protective parents, don't know how easy it is to get laid. They have a better chance to stay loyal. Once they figure out how easy it is they'll be too old to get any attention. Once girl has fucked more than one guy, it's easy to cheat

All I want is

>real
>not in my head
>not hideous
>O.K personality
>likes me

One day senpai

kek

fuck man, that hurt to read

Rekt

Haha I feel your jealousy but no, I'm skinny, 132lbs, I live with my GF in southern France and we spend every money we have on trips.
Will have to get back to work in a month because we plan on spending everything left in Amsterdam.

Not as much as your mom hurt my eyes

>Christian
>Virgin
>Athletic

You can only have two of these OP

>Virgin
>Doesn't have kids
Yeah well...

I.E. 12 YEAR OLD BULLIED FAT FUCK HIDING IN HIS ROOM WISHING HE WOULD MENSTRUATE SO HE CAN WEAR A MAXI PAD

My list:
> about 21 year old
> doesn't talk a lot
> easily entertained
> never say no when I ask for sex
> there are 20 of them

I find these posts hilarious because, you as a man who has to come to an image board and post your perfect girlfriend, thinks they deserve this ideal for them selves, whilst probably being a piece of shit.
Totally okay for you to post about what you want out of your dream girl, but fact is she probably wouldn't want anything to do with you if she was around because you're not even on the same scale.

All I want in a guy is
>Christian
>Hasn't slept with anyone else (but still make me cum first time)
>No piercings/tattoos
>Athletic
>Doesn't smoke or vape like a faggot
>Isnt a weeb like everyone on the site (me included, fuck you)
>At least 6 feet tall
>Huge cock
Are you offended OP?

I could be sad for you.

> literal princess
> into royalty
> won't mind my size issue
> looks great in a dress
> not a whore that will fuck the stupid ogre I send to fetch her

LMFAO. 12 YEAR OLD VIRGIN DETECTED!!!!NEVER SAY NO WHEN YOUR FAT GROSS STRETCHED MARKED BODY ASKS FOR SEX? WOMEN SAY NO 90% OF THE TIME TO GOOD LOOKING MEN..IT WILL BE 100% FOR YOU FATSO

>Virgin
>Athletic
>Hot
>8.3/10 or better
>Kinky
>5'9" or shorter
>Smart
>Age 18-23
>Shaved
>6.2in or more penis
>9/10 boobs

Haven't found one yet

TRUTH HURTS HUH 300 POND 12 YEAR OLD??

Except I never said anything like "huge tits" and "nice ass" so the analogy doesn't work

Technically you could adopt...

...

Have fun in hell, faggot.

Come on, don't be THAT guy. I mean, don't you hate being that guy?

This

History teaches us that there have been at least a man born from a virgin.
Educate yourself faggot

> only-pretending-to-be-retarded.gif for whatever blather you respond with

Literally all I want in a woman
>10/10
>complete loyalty
>always down to fuck
>submissive
>millionaire dad
>great at cooking
>loves cleaning
>Holds a job to support both of us
>thinks shitposting on Sup Forums is hot
>virgin, never seen porn in her life
>doesn't like things I don't like
>has a hot twin sister who's down for threesomes
>doesn't mind if I don't shower
Why is this woman so impossible to find Sup Forums?

Bruh I'm from West Virginia and we have some of the trashiest hos around.

MFW 90% of the posters are trolls.

Bruh I'm from West Virginia and we have some of the trashiest hos around

Not impossible, but you need to roll a natural 20

Sup Forums's wager: cease to exist in hell, or spend all eternity without a greater purpose than singing about how great some cunt god is?

At least in hell there's some small chance my knowledge of load bearing systems will come in handy while lashing together a bridge of the screaming dead so we can escape and rape and pillage the surface world.

Heaven is boring.

my BF's from West Virginia..... were going there next year? what to expect trashy trash hanging over him?

All I want in a woman

>A big smile an 2 wonderful eyes
>Funny
>Yellow skin but not asian
>Always naked and taking her peel with one hand
>Rich (of potassium)
>An she really really really likes me

*shakes a bottle of pain killers*

sweeeeeeeee Whore, sweeeeeeeeeeeeeee

They probably realize they're out of the league of faggots who bitch about girls on image boards.

> It's in the top 40 because it's better than the shit that's not.

lol this nigger

this was my girl, before we had sex and shit obviously, but the top 40 garbage.

she likes mainstream music. yuck

>Christian
>Ambitious

pick one

Well OP are you
>Not atheist
>masterbaits daily
>not a fat shit
>have a career
>4/10 or better
>Doesn't vape
>Doesn't have porn of kids on pc
>Doesn't own a body pillow
>Doesn't have cut marks
>6'2" or taller?
>Listens to music other than too hip for mainstream trash
>Isn't a weeb faggot
>Age 16-23

You misunderstood. It's not that I can't "get" one of these girls. It's that I can't "find" them. Like, every single girl I've ever met ended up being a total whore once I got to know her even a little. Where would I even meet someone as described in the original post?

I'm all of those except 6'2". But I never said the girl has to have huge tits or anything so that shouldn't really be party of the criteria

Bruh, your autism is killing me. My dick is like that size when I'm flaccid and when erect I'm 7.5

You probably have a madonna / whore complex, where any woman willing to have sex with you is then perceived as lewd and not worthy of being the mother of your children.

Basically, you're being a faggot. Stop it.

Only quints can answer your prayers, faggot

>ended up being a total whore once I got to know her
Being innovative while fucking doesn't make you automatically a slut.

>It's not that I can't "get" one of these girls. It's that I can't "find" them.
How young are you, kid?

Honestly, the tits don't matter that much, but don't limit your love interest based on height. Just remember the taller she is the taller your children will be... Also don't pick an amazonian, get a nice middle ground. My motive for finding an average looking tall chick is that it will give my kids a leg up, literally.

I tip my fedora back at thee

I got 10/13. Is that a passing grade?