BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!

BACK THE FUCK OFF!!!

You have 5 seconds to prove you aren't a nigger

I have a job

But i'm not officer here look
Check Em White Dubs

I have a job!

sorry let me just fix dat real quick

never killed anyone

shiieeeeet. I jus wanted some skittles nigguh. nigguh, we wuz kangs.

Wat u say bitch?

this is a gated community and we happen to be neighbors. btw nice pistol, you should come over and see my collection.

Sheeeit!

"I have to get to work sir"

watermelons

Check mah dubs.
>check em

Sup' suki suki

"asked"

I can read your post. And write out this post .
Also no computers in prison

gtfo

i'm gay

I know what a Roth IRA is!!!

I'm at work right now

a^2 + b^2 = c^2

Ehm Eeehhh Aahhh... I'M WORST, IMMA LATINO EL DIABLO

But sir! I was only picking up my son from school

my dick is tiny as fuck

I shoot schools also

Sorry it took so long officer, I was on the phone with my father

Nah mistuh I wuz jus on muh way back fromda swimmin pool to coo of afa playin sum teniz wit muh homi... ho... homosexual friends from thuh skool band.

>The same dubs

are we all gonna ignore that? o-ok...

I have a 30 pack of gogurts in my fridge!

i din du nuffin

I have homeowners insurance

My credit score is over 700

I dont like KFC

wait wait wait, so wut u be sayin' is, WE WUZ KANGS N SHIET?

i can swim

Ive read the Critique of Pure Reason!!!

the only heavy woman i ever fucked and it was the worst experiance of my life and all the white girls i have fucker weigh less than 110 pounds

This doesn't apply, because I listen to police so that it doesn't escalate!

this is poetic

My IQ is 120.

Ummmmmm.....

I don't leave my children unattended at the zoo.

I know who my dad is

Well my dads still here so that's proof enough

Well i dont do crimes and have a life

Just got out of work after doing 1.5 hours of OT and my pants appropriately hang at my hips. Oh, and I am intelligent and don't smell like a dogs asshole.

While my father is dead, I knew who he was and had a normal relationship with him.

Thanks for the warning officer, try to stay safe out there sir.

I'm a college graduate, married to a college graduate, have two kids, a job, and no felonies.

Wait what the fuck am I doing with you losers?!

I can't.
NOW BACK THE FUCK OFF

*BANG*

This is how dubs are done nigger

I know my 5 seconds are up, but:
I'm gainfully employed.
I own my own house and car, both paid for.
I know who my father is.
I've never been arrested.
I don't have 15 illegitimate children.
My IQ is 155
I have a high school diploma.

The list goes on...

...

Nigga your gun is plastic! Tha fuck you tryin to do?

Who's do you trying to shit on? Niggers point the gun on the side, holding it one handed

What do crickets and niggers have in common Sup Forums

okay
everybody just calm the fuck down

I know my father, have a job, and my guns legal.

Niggers don't get dubs like these

im a beaner
pleas im not a nigger

I know my dad

pls dont shoot me in front of my children officer

Bitch don't register your piece! Now the Man know you got one.

MY father is present in my life and I have never been to jail.

How can you shoot the one who is already dead?

I hate watermelon

I don't make a big deal out of people using the word, 'nigger'

This thread is implying that you have to be black to be a nigger.

I can say "hi dad" and "have a nice day, officer"

Never been at KFC

Ph.D

...

I eat watermelon with salt

My girlfriend is a far white chick, FUCK CRACKA OOGA BOOGA MUH DICK

this is wiggity wack yo

Why shoot me? I dindu nuffin

I'm Canadian.

I know what this image is from because I have a TV.

Whoa sorry sir, I have a job and I'm not stealing your bike. I also have a dad who raised me. Good day.

walmart five finger discount i bet

Same eh I love the new timhortons smoothies

Niggers have TVs too, not convinced.

I hate friend chicken!

I'm licensed to drive and my vehicle is insured.

I like death grips

Grandpa served in the Leibstandarte ...

Please don't shoot I'm on my way pick up my daughter from my father's house!

Pic not related just love nazi whores.

whooa hold up there big guy

i know it looks bad
>stopped at KFC cause i was hungry
>bought a watermelon to make a vodka bomb
but man, look at me. all pasty white and shit.
>there's a bag of skittles hangin out of my pocket
like, i know man. just don't shoot me, okay?

"Wont happen again officer"

I haven't been shot by a cop yet