Women next to me at work is about to bust out of her top, what do?
Women next to me at work is about to bust out of her top, what do?
grab her boobs
Fap
Rape her
Seriously, why do you faggots keep throwing out the same pasta day after day? Are you that retarded where you can't make up your own shit?
This thread sucked the first eight times it showed up.
Make sweet murder to her.
for the love of god take more pictures and post them
Make her eat eggs.
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You're one cancerous basment-dweller and you know it, kill yourself please
damn you lucky SOB.
this is a normal pi of her
tell her shes got nice tits
This was posted days ago
>middle aged
>white middle class
boy she's a cock hungry woman with a ticking biological clock
get it in
abort
Cock goes where?
Inside of her.
Inside of her face and genitals.
Cum in a cup and hand it to her
tell her that her boobs are distracting she better cover her tits or let u suck them
Tell her
"I like the mole on your left breast"
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post more
MOAR
lol because that always works
adjust pants so your dick is nearly popping out and your boxers are clearly visible with it all bunched up in them. Move in front of her and after a few minutes do a big back arching stretch like she does in pick related. Make sure your bulge becomes just about entirely visible to her while ensuring your cock stays in boxers. Stand in position where shirt rests on top of your dick and it is still visible. Ensure your dick stays in the boxers the entire time but make the bulge as noticeable as possible.
On a side note, anyone watch the finale of "The Night of"? What did you guys think? Kind of broke my heart, man.
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You should get a boner, then stand up in front of her and yawn, reaching up like you're stretching.
Keep your phone at your desk to record her actions.
ABORT
ABORT
ABORT
It's not rape if you snuggle after....go for it bro!!
>Are you that retarded where you can't make up your own shit?
Yes, they are.
This is Sup Forums.
ABORT
Try to casually make small talk
op is kill
ABORT
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Stare and get hard
might not work, and you might be super creepy, but try telling her that you are going nuts from the view you have at your station, and ask her if shed like to go get some dinner after work.
try and be a genuine person. dont speak in memes. do not turn to Sup Forums for further advice on this matter. the girl is cute and has some rawkin teeyits. go get em.
that might work.
Do this
had a job for a few months and worked with a super cute redhead. she had sent me many signals, but i never acted on them, because i was a tard. she wound up leaving the day i finally worked up the courage to ask her out. regrets.
do it, man
anymore?
winrar
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China is here, Mr. Burton
ABORT, DELETE ALL PICTURES AND ABORT
>Anonymous
You're fucked now. Should just whip out your pecker and hope for the best
roll
Take a picture with flash and shutter sound on and see what happens
dub deceide!
dicks out for the coworker!
For the love of God give us everything you have
rip op
Yep, he's gone. Probably cleaning out his desk right now.