OK listen up, We got a fresh load of dubs here so we're gonna use em up while they are still fresh

OK listen up, We got a fresh load of dubs here so we're gonna use em up while they are still fresh

We got 20 orders of dubs, four trips, and a quads or higher that needs to be done within a hour. Get to work men, and don't goof around like last time

Coming up chef.

Yes chef.

Order up yah cunt

DUBS INCOMMING.

I spit in it though

Sorry I'm late Chef.

I'm tired but i can do my best chef

Do it yourself nigger

let me show you how its done

Roll

WELL WAKE THE FUCK UP THEN

THAT'S MORE LIKE IT

ORDER UP

I won't let you down chef.

I AM THE REAL GORDON RAMSEY!!!!!

Taking it out of the oven now.

SERVICE PLEASE! I AM THE REAL GORDON, OP IS A FAKE

Yes chef

WHO DO YOU THINK YOU ARE YOU LITTLE RUNT, GET OUT OF MY KITCHEN

Come on boys, Step it up or we'll have to outsource to slower boards!

IT'S BEEN 10 MINUTES AND YOU HAVE ONLY SERVED A SINGLE DUBS YET, SHOULDN'T HAVE MADE THAT MANY LAST TIME AROUND

Right away Chef.

Got it, Chef.

Terry just spilled a whole tray of dubs chef

Dubs coming up chef

TELL HIM TO GET OUT OF THE KITCHEN

shit chef, sorry

The oven broke, I think

Let's see how these trips turned out, marinated in a chimichurri blend

spicy

FRESH TRIPS GOING OUT

...

My ass is ripe for your puckered lips!

STOP FANCYING MY COOKING AND GET THOSE DISHES OUT ALREADY

I'm back in the kitchen chef.
I'll get those Quads cooked up in no time

Hope this will do chef

Yes chef. Although I've never made them before so they may be a little undercooked. Please don't get mad.

Service

What took you so long, get in here.

WHERE DID YOU FUCKING LEARN TO COOK? IN A FUCKING ORPHANAGE?

Yes daddy

Fuck you chef. I'll make dubs if I feel like it

Dubs coming up

I LEARNED IT WHILE I WAS FUCKING YOUR MOTHER

IS THIS ALL A FUCKING GAME FOR YOU

Coming right up chef

Take this shit you fucking kiwi bastard and fucking love it.

Cutting Quints into dubs Chef.

WHERE ARE THOSE FUCKING DUBS I JUST MADE

Jesus fucking christ, where did all the good cooks go.
DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE COMPARE ME WITH A FUCKING KIWI AGAIN YOU BURGER

Gonna be a busy fucking night then.

I'M GUESSING THAT YOU PROBABLY ATE EM ALL

...

Sorry chef, I'm late but I hope this works.

YES CHEF! DUBS DONE QUADS BAKING

LETS DO THIS LADS.

Let's do this!

IS THIS ALL WE GOT OUT IN 20 MINUTES, DO YOU WANT ME TO SHUT IT DOWN PREMATURELY

K shef

Why not trips?

Trips incoming!

FUCK DUBS UNDER COOKED, MY I APOLOGIZE CHEF, NEW DUBS RIGHT AWAY QUADS STILL COOKIN

this shit is going downhill quickly.

Yes Chef!
Sorry Chef!

Just slightly undercooked but we can fix that

SO YOU'RE THE NEEDLE DICK SHE TELLS ALL THOSE FUNNY STORIES ABOUT.

DO IT RIGHT NEXT TIME, HOW COULD YOU FUCK UP SOMETHING AS EASY AS DUBS

Cook faster boys

FUCKING HELL I NEED TO GET SOME OF THIS WORK DONE

Yes, chef.

NO CHEF, OUTSOURCING FOR MORE EXPERIENCED CHEFS, THE RESTAURANT SHALL BE SAVED

yes chef

THIS FUCKER KNOWS WHAT'S UP

WELL PLATED CHEF, DUBS COMING UP

NO WE CAN'T
HOW ABOUT LESS SHITTALKING AND MORE COOKING NEXT TIME YOU INBRED TWAT

some 'tears' my chef

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Lets see what's in the oven...

NEED MORE DUBS

HOT HOT HOT BEHIND

Right here chef.

THAT'S IT I'M THROWING YOU OUT OF HERE

The jews

oh fuck me this is going badly, such shitty cooks.

Here it comes chef

WELL YOU FUCKING SOUND LIKE A KIWI YOU RAT BASTARD!!!

GETTING BORED HERE CHEF, I THINK ITS TIME TO CALL IT QUITS

Oh Shit.. chef its fucking raw!

A bit overcooked

GETTING REAL IMPATIENT HERE RAMSEY, WAITING THIS LONG FOR DUBS IS POOR WORKMANSHIP.

STOP TALKING ABOUT HOW BAD THE REST ARE WHEN YOU ARE DOING AS BAD AS THEM
YOU WANNA QUIT, GO!!! WE DON'T NEED LAZY FUCKS LIKE YOU HERE

Rolling chef

TASTE MY SPECIAL SAUCE. TASTE IT.

NOT WHEN THERE'S FUCKING CUSTOMERS TO BE SERVED

>Puts juice in oven
>German Gordan Ramsey respond

CHEF! FUCK ME HARD DADDY!

i'm so sorry about the wait, we'll get your dubs out as soon as possible

I'm comin through!

Fuck you, i'm pitting poop in my plate!

WHERES THE LEADER IN THE KITCHEN? THIS IS FUCKIN BULLSHIT CHEF

Not bad, keep it up soldier

Sorry master chef Ramze !