Prove that you are white. Not that you are not black, but that you are white

Prove that you are white. Not that you are not black, but that you are white.

There is over a hundred dollars worth of craft beer in my room.

I have a career with the government, a university degree, I own my own car and a home with my girlfriend.

Seems pretty white.

I have college degree, I play curling, I only dance during weddings, I own a pet worth over 1000 bucks, I'm in a stable relationship since 7 years.

seems less white.

seems around half white.

I voted for trump because he's a man even if controlled by Jew masters.

>higher education
>owning property
>having a career
>having a monogamous relationship with a pure-blooded Swede.
You are a fucking nigger aren't you??

>Lutherian
>Hockey player
>Classical harp player
>Speech pathologist
>Family has a lakeshore cabin

>I have a career with the government
Pretty white
>a university degree
not overly white
>I own my own car
certainly not overly white
>a home with my girlfriend.
not overly white.

I am white.

Pretty white.

Urodziłem się w Gdańsku.

Pretty white.

Is Lutherian the same as Lutheran?

...

kek, me too. whatchu got user?
>120Min., KBS, Brown Shugga, etc.
>I work at a liquor store
I also have too much money in craft beer.
I'm not Asian but I am smart.
Oh, and I work.

I go to work everyday

>I have never been arrested.
>I have never been randomly stopped by police.
>Although I've never left my country, whilst flying from a major airport, I wasn't asked to step into secondary, although I was clearly too drunk to be anywhere near a plane.

i don't think working is synonymous with being white at all. As far as races go, I feel like whites are known as NOT working a whole lot.

All of my handguns are registered, I tip, I fish, I don't know how to play tonk, and sport a year round farmers tan.

My parents still pay for my shit and I live at home

I'm 24

farmer's tan seems like a shoe-in.
Not sure about registered guns correlating with whiteness, though. and fishing?? Maybe if it were deep sea fishing...

>I have a career with the government

So you're a leech? You live off the gub'ment just like a nigger. Please kill self.

maybe you're on to something, professor.
i guess after building western civilization, putting a man on the moon, and inventing that computer you're trying to be quasi-intellectual on... they deserve a day or two off.

I'm a lead software developer at a 100 million MSP software company

I drink Nickel Brookes' Head Stock IPA 7.0%.

I grind PS4's Paragon and Rocket League.

When I don't feel like drinking I take walks down the river/canal.

>Sup Forums
/thread

I have an 800 credit score.

I've never had sweet potato pie

>WHAT ARE THOSE!?
Oh, they're dubs.

i play tennis

>
>>WHAT ARE THOSE!?
>Oh, they're dubs.
I fucked up

I have crippling student loans due to a system that rewards poor, uneducated minorities who will waste Pell Grant funds on Colt 45s and codeine syrup mixtures.

Shoot, man. I'm not disputing at all that whites have done incredible things. I'm saying that it seems like there are plenty of white folks that don;t work and are lazy motherfuckers. So lazy that they'll let Mexicans illegally enter the country and take the available jobs, but still sit around and complain. I think it would be pretty easy to stereotype whites as lazy.

My husband paid for me to take a weeklong vacation to India, so I can become enlightened. My friends at my Yoga class will be so jealous!

I live in Eastern North Dakota where they breed white people.

I can actually skate on a sheet of ice and play hockey

I share the same last name with Hitler.

My penis is 3 inches erect, I have a leather folding wallet with an Oyster card, £500 in cash, a nation wide debit card and a Starbucks and Costa card. My parents own the house we live in, I am going to university and my IQ is not ridiculously high, but 20 points above the average, which is dragged down by retards (and we all know which race they tend to be)..

All that is kinda overshadowed by the whole illegal immigrants, dindus, and welfare nignogs deal.

I let my wife go to the club alone and bring back someone with a bigger dick than me so i can watch them fuck.

Also check em, faggots.

Spotted the nigger

>So lazy that they'll let Mexicans illegally enter the country and take the available jobs,
Oh look, another armchair historian and philosopher
Its a more complicated aituation than that yoy dumb nigger

Don't know if you realize how fucking retarded you sound, user

whites are the biggest welfare leeches

I own several pairs of work boots that I actually work in, and I find Adam Sandler movies to be mildly entertaining

I'm not on welfare

I'm not a nigger

There's a loaf of bread in my fridge

I have accounts with two version control software websites

I have a father named Brian. He's Irish as they come, & my mother's American, with Dutch lineage.

+I'm not adopted.

I'm white as they come.

I know how to do schuhplattler.

i use the law to solve everything -every white person ever

Found another one

Now that's white.
I'd agree that's it's more complciated. i was trying to dumb it down for everyone here. Listen. I was trying to get an idea of what was really white. saying that you have a job is far from being white. I'm sure you could look up statistics and see that I'm right. There are plenty of other things that are much more predominately white, like playing hockey. and maybe that schuhplattier thing, but I don't know that one.

I bake coffee cake and drink my coffee black with no milk or sugar. I also love molasses and cotton.

Same

I rape NON-STOP

My bathroom closet is full of beer I made myself.

I recently bought only name brand cereal at the grocery store

I own all of friends on DVD and Blu-ray

I wouldn't hit a woman or accept money from one

>university degree
Not really white
>own my own car
Some 17 year olds have bought a used car
>and a home with my girlfriend
So you made that decision with a non-fiance? Eeesh

Nice repeating integers whitefriend

>I wouldn't hit a woman
Its prove your white, not non white
>or accept money from one
Yeah you would just pay them after do with sexy time huh fatass

That's a /pol quality source right there

I post on Sup Forums, that makes me white already.

I'm white. I believe that Black Lives Matter.

I do not know a single un or under employed white person. Plenty of blacks tho.

No, that's proof of trans-white tumblr cuck

I'm five times nobility, including a nal family, and I'm a monarchist.

I'm white. I drive a French car.

I am married with a home and 1 + 1 on the way children. Neither of us had kids before we married. I fully match my company 401k. I have a fake facebook account simply for nigger bashing without any real life consequences. Coffee black. I have been lurking in this shithole since 2007.

I was pulled over for going 80 in a 60 and was just politely told to be careful on wet roads.

I am a white caucasian male who supports LGBTIQ. issues. I have never been to Tumblr.

Have to wake up at 7am for my job tomorrow

EWWW, WHY THE FUCK DID YOU POST THAT FILTH!

>had to pay my own way through college
>no government handouts for race or gender
>got an engineering degree
>got a job immediately after graduation
>paying off loans
>investing in my 401k and Roth IRA

I wear a gold st Christopher's medal and I'm white

I live in a state that doesn't require me to register my handguns.

I post about my waifu on a Bangladeshi whittling forum.

Quads of white truth. A nigger wouldn't even be awake at 7.

I live in Wyoming

we wuz kangz

>I have a career with the government, a university degree, I own my own car and a home
and i'm lazy as fuck and it was all pretty much handed to me.

I realize women are a distraction, I play league hard want to go to lcs, my lips are medium sized i have 6 in penis, the bottoms of my hands are pink, unfer my forearms are pale, my parents make around 200k, i dont play basketball, im not a dumbass

I have only my left ear pierced.

Ah, another thread where insecure, ego-inflated faggots try to justify their self-image to strangers on the Internet.

>inb4 "kek, nigger detected"

Does my dick look brown to you?

ArthurAshnegroidalfuck

The country club is just down the street

I'm from Argentina

>not getting the joke

>autism

Shit looks malnourished fam

>Not getting that he's joking

>Autismo

kek

Colin R?

I just watched 2 hours of jag

I am going to college so one day I can get a good job. I go to every class and am interested in learning. My professor is new so he cannot teach so I make the effort to learn myself.

I think my life is bad.

I'm argentinian.

I have all the privilege

chink get out