I'm drunk Sup Forums what should I do

I'm drunk Sup Forums what should I do

eat a tub of mayonnaise

You know the rules Tits or GTFO

I forgot it at home

Drink some water, take some aspirin, and go to bed.

The rules are dead. I'm your new dad, now

No. That's boring :(

if you are my dad you must be 70yo then :D

Pls help

turn the lights on, jesus christ.

Sure kiddo. Grab that baseball, we'll go play catch in the backyard

KEK

Think about the sober version of you.
What would it do ?
>do the opposite

#aesthetics tho

You are the new queen of Sup Forums and no fuckboys phase you! You are beautiful and we adore you!

What's your address

you should drink a glas of milk.

This cut the efects

(Sober me would drink water, sit staring at the internet till 3 am, and evolve my self hatred)
What's the opposite to hopeless void ...

What kind of milk

Is pic unrelated or not if not please post a timestamp and conversation will still probably not ensue as i just wanna see your tits.

D Milk

Unrelated?? Stay long enough and I might do something related

I have c milk

Me with C milk.

drink the C milk, it's good for you.

my girlfriend says you should consider your future partner before posting nudes of yourself

I am decent. Thanks for the advice.

How did she come to this conclusion? Did you post nudes? Was it hard for her?

so its not even you then good one m8

good one!!! Ik!!!!Hahhah thanks m8

an hero

hard for me, given her past boyfriends having her nudes and how long we've been together.

she says photos last too long, and it's better to be nude in person anyway.

Start a forest fire to summon smokey

Don't feel like it

Already did? (Ask the wolves)

you're pretty cute, any chance of posting feet?

run through your neighborhood butt naked
get little kids to touch your pussy

Ah. That's shitty.
Have you come to terms with it

Timestamp, you fucking chink

But prease !

Anyway, you sound boring, I'm out

Foot

would bang

aww, what a tease : (

*Tease harder*

yeah, too old to care about that stuff now. why did you drink tonight?

Should I continue on the bottle.

Give us your snapchat

I was at a work camp where we could eat and drink specially selected items, and never alcohol. I'm free now. I'm free

...

grats on your freedom, consider emigrating. might as well keep drinking for now

I forgot image

Thanks. Emigrate? Funny enough I am doing exactly that. Another reason for the wine

Post a picture of your titys in color

No

Send money to my PayPal [email protected]

What tribe are you from?

drink moar, faggot femanon. i've had a bottle, now working on the beer. fuck it.

Jesus fuck. Don't look for attention here. Learn the rules bitch

TITS OR GTFO

So Sup Forums has really gone down the shitter, huh

No rules. Girls posting freely... Etc.

Dene! Wbu?

Good eye, user

I never drink
I'm very light.

drink load whore

id push you at a wall and do you in a way you screamed uncontrollably.

What does that mean

Tits or gtfo

Thanks

people change, and that's okay

Is there a place a drunk person can go to chat on the internet without captcha

Ok

Sup Forums

Bb do it for swayze

Go to sleep

Yeah well. It's boring. And the captcha is kicking my ass. And the typing

Tits or gtfo the fuck is your problem

Time stamp it while you're at it

Put on your sunglasses & take off your clothes. Shine a little light on it honey. & that timestamp.. That'd be nice, or.. fuck off.

pls be my gf

welp, so long. be safe femanon, come to montreal

Show tits. How is this even a question?

lactose intolerant Asian

>would bang/10

...

true. we shouldn't be allowing this to happen.
stop at once woman!!

Lul

Pull your dick out for harambe