Canoe Slalom

Men's C2 semifinal and final, Women's K1 semifinal and final.

He's a big guy

kek looks like he has no legs

Go to bed

work tomorrow

It does actually look pretty uncomfortable

Americans compete in this? I'm surprised, really.

This and Rugby7s are the two sports i'v enjoyed most with out knowing much about them.didnt watch much In 2012 but Canoe is great

germany startan

Why do the Germans have GER printed on their helmets when neither Brazilians nor Germans themselves use that name?

Well funny you should ask that because theres actually a really intresting reason for this

Does it have something to do with America being the greatest nation on Earth?

>Florence loves to explode

What did he mean by this?

This sport looks pretty memey. I like it.

Is this another event where we get slaughtered?

This is only the semis

Womens Kayak nao

>Pen 50
>The city of Austria

I'm just wondering if it would be worth while to skip 1 or 2 gates. Dunno how they're scored

bad idea, skipping gates gives you a 50 second penalty

>only american in this event
>didn't even make 2012

Well, fuck

That's fair enough. I thought it may have been 4 seconds or so

50 penalty lul

jesus, women are shit

>overturned
>new fastest time

jeez she almost choked it

Why is a man competing

HELLO????

DELETE THIS

Will there be yet another UK choke?

NO :^

can the german double cano do it?

let's höpe

>USA

you ess ay you ess ay you ess ay

I want to believe.

>8 penalty seconds
RIP Medal

YOU SUCK.

>8 penalties
btfo

>Benzien
>boat isn't even motorised
what a waste of potential

So what kind of PEDs help with canoeing?

SLAV POWER.

EPO

probably thaose enhancing your reaction time since you have to dodge the gate sticks
also steroids and related because arms

I like this commentators accent

It's in the bag lads

Gold 4 incoming

NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO

JINXED
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poor guys

Sure m8

I refuse to fall for any more goldrush memes

LIVID

weed

JUST.

If we get a gold here and in the fucking memehorse competitions we'll be at 6 just for today, fuck

no 5 retard

S K A N T A R

BASED

True HEART from the slovaks

wtf is going on? why isn't slovakia choking?.

Nice

there's team horse dance and individual horse dance medals

really mirin those canoe athletes desu

impressive

THought there's 2 golds to get at the other event? Well whatever, we will choke this away anyway, not even a medal bretty sure

WHAT THE FUCK SLOVAKIA.

toothpaste domination

isnt this rng waves?

You guys aren't winning tough

GO SLOVAKIA!

>there's team horse dance and individual horse dance medals
>he says shamelessly

When's the fucking decision mate? I sometimes look at the stream and it's all slow as fuck

Weihegold will come at 20:51

strongest dancing horse

What? Thought we win in both? Fuck this shit
Anyone got results so far?

NO GOLD FOR FRANCE

Frogs btfo

Unlucky jediknack

Too much rng with the waves desu

There aren't any tough

pls win, Slovakia

>Klauss
quintessentially french

FUCK NBC results aren't updating

FUCKING LEAF REEEEEEEEEEEE TELL ME WHY WE WON'T WIN

germany is french clay

>muh upstream gate

GOLD RUSH

patrician sport

it looks retarded when they're two desu

please don't let a meme country like slovakia win a medal

Here we go lads

HEHEHEHEHEH SKELETOR WILL MAKE GB LOSE

bet your think Karl der Große was french too.

pls stop

why not?

Every sport uses them to help recover between training sessions so you can train more and to recover quicker from injury/reduce chance of injury

Why? they're not outsiders at this

BRITAIN WON'T GET TOP 3 SCREENCAP THIS

Shit!

*clap**clap**clap**clap**clap* *clap**clap**clap**clap* GB!

i only care about first

if they come last or 2nd dont care

I want based UK to win

HAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

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