the First Couple edition
/brit/
melania will taste the presidential spunk tonight
why don't you cycle
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Ah yes, noncecraft
>Michael Moore literally comparing Trump to Hitler
>like, straight up just comparing him to Hitler
>Jon Snow calls him a dick and cuts him off
>Moore says he cut the parade time so he can start his bloodbath quicker
Cannot stop laughing.
Trump is President lol
the leftists are already crying so pepper spray will not stop them
link
DONAL TRUNKS IS MAKING HIS PARADE
Obama was the best president ever! Here, I'll show you why *shares a video of "Obamas funniest moments" video on facebook*
All the proof I need
The Farty Shith Pooreshitdent Toilet Bog Fart of the Poonited Shites of Arsemerica
>marry rich businessman for his money
>end up becoming the first lady of the US
wonder if she ever thought that would happen
watching a marie mccray scene that has a great big facial
Still barely recovering.
xe.com
Good time to take a trip to shariastan for shopping?
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The 45th President of the United States, Toilet Bog Fart
And Labour wonder why they aren't in power, AND aren't as popular as the current Tory government
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nah everything is still cheaper for you lads anyway
obama dropped the mic and read mean tweets on jimmy kimmel, best president EVAR
thinking about ironically getting a beach cruiser
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>all these punks with their "leftie" and "nazi" shit
Radical centrist here
yeah
she was a millionaire already when she met him and she's also fluent in 6 languages
The Farty Shith Pooreshitdent Toilet Bog Fart of the Poonited Shites of Arsemerica
barrons on the pingers
Merthyr Tydfil sounds like something from lotr
Trump won because a lot of Americans are idiots.
please welcome to the stage, the porto-potty pissth Poosident of the Poonited Shites of Arsemerica - Toilet Bog Fart!
Really like Trump's coat/those expensive long wool coats
Shame I'm 5'9 so I'd look ridiculous in one (see right)
Got out of it after getting a job.
Shame, loved it. I'll get back into it at some point.
Don't want to get killed by some retard who can't drive properly.
all hail shartyfart, the fourty shit'th presishart of the united shits
good post
still don't believe she married him because she fell in love
>get 2 million less votes
>win
The so-called land of the """""free"""""
>porto-potty pissth
shrieking
Clearly signing up to the Tories right wing brexit agenda is exactly what left wing opposition should do!
Yes mate, have a holiday here.
Don't go to London then go home though, explore.
That was my post you wankstain
Brexit won because Britons are cretins.
Hence all the masses of regretted votes.
Reminder cycling is safer in the city
*fewer
>start new job
>there's a 6'5 tranny
Not gonna lie lads, I want to ravage that boi pucci. Shame I'm only 6'1
you almost get it
Even if he got 2 million more votes lefties would be crying
imagine if instead of people cosplaying as revolutionary war soldiers the parade was a soviet style parade with entire divisions of soldiers and tanks and icbms marching down the road
who cares about inauguration. it's just a bunch of old men standing around talking about boring bollocks
c-c-c-checking it out
t-t-taking my chances
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>Hence all the masses of regretted votes.
where
We are a country of mini countries called states, which are the entities that hold the power.
The people hold the power over their states.
Fucking boring though, and no hills
the utter state
doing a ROAR
He's also dropped the shite...hahaha because his name is Toilet Bog Fart
omg YES
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hm yes that definitely makes much more sense
The US is a failed state
>and no hills
ah yes I enjoy climbs, said nobody ever
would it be acceptable to get drunk and wander around the student houses here looking for a party that i can join and snort lines at
I never tire of seeing the trouping of the color at the inauguration
queens!
Poonald John Dump
Together, We Will Make America Strong Again. We Will Make America Wealthy Again.
We Will Make America Proud Again.
We Will Make America Safe Again....
and Yes, Together, We Will Make America Great Again. Thank you, God Bless You, And God Bless America.
cut the malarkey if you please
we aren't a democracy lad. feels good.
someone I know who lives in London
I made a mistake in the image. Her daughter is adopted
>not wanting a giantess tranny gf
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Ask anyone who actually cycles for a hobby and they love hills.
They're fucking great mate, really test your mental strength as well as how fit you are.
Don't be that guy
Nobody wants that guy at their party
never used deliveroo lads
unironically have heart problems so if I do anything physically intensive then I'll have a cardiac arrest or something
done something similar and pulled. except for i was already on coke
no you'll just be seen as a sad cunt
why
there is no god
Have a (You) then
you'd have to be a real runt to even consider that as an option desu. the police are more welcome at a party than people like you.
expensive but better than sheed's authentic milano kebab shop
Yes you are. America is a democratic republic.
That's shit mate
>CNN are finally talking about Malenia5iai (whatever her name is) and they immediately start talking about her clothes and appearance
the feminists are gonna love this haha
>/mämmi/ gets it again
prove it
taken three old LSZ tabs that i'm fairly sure have lost most of their potency
Nobody who is a decently cool person does that
There's a reason you have no plans and that's because you're probably a bore to be around
Fitting because Trump actually appeared on pro wrestling
>migration is older than language
tell that to Neanderhtal's snapped neck
>watch a casey neistat video
>nice video, quality editing, etc
>a lot of dislikes
>comments are filled with 12 year olds saying cnn is shit and using tons of buzzwords
children are a nuisance
to clarify i have my own gear
my mates that are here don't like going to parties
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ah yes Malenia5iai. haha yes i understand and agree
*surreptitiously googles Malenia5iai*
president fart is the new god of shartland
the king of shit
god of the bog
keep it wrapped in aluminum foil in your freezer if you don't intend on taking it right away
tip for the future xx
>that's because you're probably a bore to be around
ah yes let's just socially exclude someone because they're a bit boring
no no that won't hurt their feelings or make their situation even worse
haha