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the First Couple edition

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melania will taste the presidential spunk tonight

why don't you cycle

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Ah yes, noncecraft

>Michael Moore literally comparing Trump to Hitler
>like, straight up just comparing him to Hitler
>Jon Snow calls him a dick and cuts him off
>Moore says he cut the parade time so he can start his bloodbath quicker

Cannot stop laughing.

Trump is President lol

the leftists are already crying so pepper spray will not stop them

link

DONAL TRUNKS IS MAKING HIS PARADE

Obama was the best president ever! Here, I'll show you why *shares a video of "Obamas funniest moments" video on facebook*
All the proof I need

The Farty Shith Pooreshitdent Toilet Bog Fart of the Poonited Shites of Arsemerica

>marry rich businessman for his money
>end up becoming the first lady of the US

wonder if she ever thought that would happen

watching a marie mccray scene that has a great big facial

Still barely recovering.


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Good time to take a trip to shariastan for shopping?

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The 45th President of the United States, Toilet Bog Fart

And Labour wonder why they aren't in power, AND aren't as popular as the current Tory government
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nah everything is still cheaper for you lads anyway

obama dropped the mic and read mean tweets on jimmy kimmel, best president EVAR

thinking about ironically getting a beach cruiser

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>all these punks with their "leftie" and "nazi" shit

Radical centrist here

yeah

she was a millionaire already when she met him and she's also fluent in 6 languages

The Farty Shith Pooreshitdent Toilet Bog Fart of the Poonited Shites of Arsemerica

barrons on the pingers

Merthyr Tydfil sounds like something from lotr

Trump won because a lot of Americans are idiots.

please welcome to the stage, the porto-potty pissth Poosident of the Poonited Shites of Arsemerica - Toilet Bog Fart!

Really like Trump's coat/those expensive long wool coats

Shame I'm 5'9 so I'd look ridiculous in one (see right)

Got out of it after getting a job.

Shame, loved it. I'll get back into it at some point.

Don't want to get killed by some retard who can't drive properly.

all hail shartyfart, the fourty shit'th presishart of the united shits

good post

still don't believe she married him because she fell in love

>get 2 million less votes
>win
The so-called land of the """""free"""""

>porto-potty pissth
shrieking

Clearly signing up to the Tories right wing brexit agenda is exactly what left wing opposition should do!

Yes mate, have a holiday here.

Don't go to London then go home though, explore.

That was my post you wankstain

Brexit won because Britons are cretins.

Hence all the masses of regretted votes.

Reminder cycling is safer in the city

*fewer

>start new job
>there's a 6'5 tranny

Not gonna lie lads, I want to ravage that boi pucci. Shame I'm only 6'1

you almost get it

Even if he got 2 million more votes lefties would be crying

imagine if instead of people cosplaying as revolutionary war soldiers the parade was a soviet style parade with entire divisions of soldiers and tanks and icbms marching down the road

who cares about inauguration. it's just a bunch of old men standing around talking about boring bollocks

c-c-c-checking it out
t-t-taking my chances

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>Hence all the masses of regretted votes.
where

We are a country of mini countries called states, which are the entities that hold the power.
The people hold the power over their states.

Fucking boring though, and no hills

the utter state

doing a ROAR

He's also dropped the shite...hahaha because his name is Toilet Bog Fart

omg YES

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hm yes that definitely makes much more sense

The US is a failed state

umm sweetie

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>and no hills
ah yes I enjoy climbs, said nobody ever

would it be acceptable to get drunk and wander around the student houses here looking for a party that i can join and snort lines at

I never tire of seeing the trouping of the color at the inauguration

queens!

Poonald John Dump

Together, We Will Make America Strong Again. We Will Make America Wealthy Again.
We Will Make America Proud Again.
We Will Make America Safe Again....
and Yes, Together, We Will Make America Great Again. Thank you, God Bless You, And God Bless America.

cut the malarkey if you please

we aren't a democracy lad. feels good.

someone I know who lives in London
I made a mistake in the image. Her daughter is adopted

>not wanting a giantess tranny gf

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Ask anyone who actually cycles for a hobby and they love hills.

They're fucking great mate, really test your mental strength as well as how fit you are.

Don't be that guy

Nobody wants that guy at their party

never used deliveroo lads

unironically have heart problems so if I do anything physically intensive then I'll have a cardiac arrest or something

done something similar and pulled. except for i was already on coke

no you'll just be seen as a sad cunt

why

there is no god

Have a (You) then

you'd have to be a real runt to even consider that as an option desu. the police are more welcome at a party than people like you.

expensive but better than sheed's authentic milano kebab shop

Yes you are. America is a democratic republic.

That's shit mate

>CNN are finally talking about Malenia5iai (whatever her name is) and they immediately start talking about her clothes and appearance

the feminists are gonna love this haha

>/mämmi/ gets it again

prove it

taken three old LSZ tabs that i'm fairly sure have lost most of their potency

Nobody who is a decently cool person does that

There's a reason you have no plans and that's because you're probably a bore to be around

Fitting because Trump actually appeared on pro wrestling

>migration is older than language
tell that to Neanderhtal's snapped neck

>watch a casey neistat video
>nice video, quality editing, etc
>a lot of dislikes
>comments are filled with 12 year olds saying cnn is shit and using tons of buzzwords

children are a nuisance

to clarify i have my own gear

my mates that are here don't like going to parties

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ah yes Malenia5iai. haha yes i understand and agree

*surreptitiously googles Malenia5iai*

president fart is the new god of shartland
the king of shit
god of the bog

keep it wrapped in aluminum foil in your freezer if you don't intend on taking it right away

tip for the future xx

>that's because you're probably a bore to be around

ah yes let's just socially exclude someone because they're a bit boring
no no that won't hurt their feelings or make their situation even worse
haha