K. I know I'm not super hot but wat would you do if you were me for a day

K. I know I'm not super hot but wat would you do if you were me for a day

timestamp those tits

post the nudes

I'd post my kik on Sup Forums and show my tits to the first guy who messages me

ur cute and have kind eyes. get off Sup Forums while you can

eat-gossip-bitch-repeat

hang myself

Try not to break the scale. Jesus Christ.

If I were you I'd spend all day in bed watching shitty movies.

>I'm
Nah, not you.
Inb4tits or gtfo
inb4 200 virgins falling for the bait and begging for tits

Get a gym membership, then cut off my internet so I don't on shitty websites for teens and act like a fucking idiot.

Kill myself

pick up my filthy house

Be nice b

A shit load of meth and a nigger train

back to the oven for you juden

fuck off

Re-enter the sea with the other cetaceans.

youd buy me clothes and shit and drive me crazy with insecurity

>Be nice

That's like asking you to be smart, or good looking

Lol keep fat shaming me. I'm losing weight. I was 180 because of zyprexa now I'm 165 :D

Do you have kik?
If so add me: wumchumba

>I
>no timestamp
fuck right the hell of, man

Lol shut the fuck up faggots

ITT: Autist fall for obvious bait
Fuck off OP. Stop catfishing

165 aint bad if your 8 ft tall

do you need a toyota truck to ferry your ass around

lol I'm short as shit 5"4

I don't think you know what falling for bait looks like.

kek

My Pontiac Firebird would destroy that Toyota shit wagon in a street race.

You're cute... id probably masturbate if i were you. Play with those tits.


you're my type

Youre cute. Any bikini shots?

titts / time stamp or b8

I'm 6'4.

Would you like it if I mounted you in missionary?

Kill myself

You mean i don't know what a bunch of autistic sperglords paying attention for somebody looking for it looks like?

If I were you fir a day? Assuming we would be swaping bodies for the day, I'd probably use that Fem charm to get as much money as possible in 24 hrs, ie fuck any and everyone hide the cash and go back the next day as myself to loot the pay. Also tits or gtfo

I'f find me and ask me out on a date. :)

:)

Which leaves me baffled as to why you're in this thread.

I'd definitely make sex with you.

>you
>no timestamp has been provided
You would fuck a guy?

pull them panties to the side

Because i'm bored.

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Oh shit I just projectile jizzed all over my dog because of you! I'm going to sue you now because I'm a wealthy white man whose money allows him to operate outside the law when I want. BITCH! I will rape you!

Op here. Would you fuck another guy/girl/nigger?

I think I'll take your bait, cunt. I'm an 18yo who's already a 5th year in college for music performance, with an almost guarenteed spot in the Columbus symphony. I've Been laid twice since you asked, but I have more important things to do than hear you complain about a community of people who just need a form of fellowship, one that they can understand, ie the horror of r9k. There's no need to be a faggot.

Oh yeah, pic related. That's me, cunt.

this guy

Thanks babe

You guys are thirsty. Have a glass of water.

i am OP. you all fell for my bait lul. fucking newfag chodes

Oh damn, Jared from subway snaps back at the dude hosting this thread

Lol no he's not op I am brb timestamp faggots

Butt shot next

no im op lol..silly goose dubs are for kids

>she

Jesus obvious troll is obvious...

>thanks babe

No.
I AM OP!
And i jacked off to all of this while deep throating my hand! eat shit faggots

i think this girl was here a few days ago

OP here. im actually not here

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i never saw a timestamp but (she),called "herself" Thick something or other

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wouldn't surprise me.
Faggots just save images, come back three days later pretending to be the girl or saying that it's their gf just so they can wank to other guys talking about what they'd do to her

great now we got a timestamp

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Riley?

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you obviously dont fucking understand you stupid attention whore fucking cum dumpster fucking slut. this is b, not nam, there are fucking rules. post your fucking EXPOSED TITS with TIMESTAMP. not TIMESTAMP with BRA

Nope!

black people smell different

tits?

now just gotta see them teets

I'm at a friends house dude

wtf kind of shit timestamp is this?

OPs time is right on mine though,i wonder if she lives nearby?

go to bathroom show tits

phodoshop

Irrelevant. Tits or gtfo.

your friend doesn't have a bathroom, dooood?

Wi

And? Who the fuck cares? Yolo that shit

The kind thats half eaten by a cow

indeed
have some courage

:********(

By guys. I love you. Someday...

Maybe butt. Brb

super cute beats super hot any day. :o)

virgins got rekt by b8 again

then maybe we'll answer some questions

sage in options

Confirmed for 1st gen toyota matrix

what the fuck is wrong with you, are you seriously that retarded?
nobody gives a fuck about your stupid fucking selfies. or entertaining you.
TITS OR GTFO

tits out for harambe

yea

this. learn the rules.

my word, some raspy, mommy bois up in this thread.

masturbate all day, take vids and eat local food

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