Trips decides what I do to this hotel Bible

Trips decides what I do to this hotel Bible

Read it, OP. It actually has some helpful lessons in it.

ask someone to read it to you

Wipe ur ass with a page, then put it back and leave it there

Put it back where you found it

don't do anything to the bible
print out a copy of the twelve tables of roman law
place it along side the bible

cum on page 666

roll

roll

Roll

welp
rules is rules

Roll

pls

read it

Read it and appreciate how important it is to western culture as a literary text.

read it

Rip out page 666 and shuv it up your peehole

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Do what that guy said. Remember to take pics!

shit in it, also op did you check in earlier today (dark hair, around 6ft, white as hell, not the skinniest bastard ever)

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roll

Reroll, also if thats you then I am staying in the same hotel, also please quit masturbating so loudly...

Carry it during the day and sleep on it at night

Write ALLAH AKBAR on every page. big, thick letters.

Burn it

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Nope

Roll

Eat some pages

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roll

YES I WIN, DELIVER OP CUM ON 666

Read it. Please.

write your name on every page

Winrar

Give it to a Muslim guy and make him read it to you lol

winrar

What are you doing in Reno, poorfag?

Write on the first page:
"The events and characters written in this book are entirely fictional. Any resemblences to real persons, living or dead, are entirely coincidental."

That or cum in it.

Op here, will deliver, give me a bit too climax

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Burning man nigga

Jizz in Levitcus

Right, like Numbers 5:11-31

Real helpful advice.

Oh, so poor and tasteless.

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Op isn't going to do it, he is way too much of a pussy

You should rip all the pages out and burn it. Bible fags are always cucks and nig lovers.

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Still waiting on that cum OP

Do we need to post porn to hurry OP up? I don't have any, but I think we need to

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lol

Oh shit nigger

  ▲
▲ ▲ in the name of Trinity, i command you to cum on this book!

Read it and preach it

Whatever you can come up with, ucreative fuck.

OP delivered. Nice work!

weak but you did it. Congrats

roll

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It's off to the left

now close that bible

Wear a gimp suit and fuck a goat

Close it then open it back to 666

rollin for good lessons

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You came to your garden OP

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goddamn it

fucking hell

and I lost it

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thanks op

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record yourself pissing on the inside

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Read the entire thing.

Take a knife and carve a pentagram in the front of the Bible, and on the back inside cover of it write in blood Satan was here.

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Good job op today you were not a faggot

replace with the Quran

Nigger why are you still tryna get. Op already delivered. Dont be a jew

THE FUCKING BIBLE KNEW IT LONG BEFOREHAND

Well how about that. OP actually delivered. Good thread then.

read it thoroughly then but in vault and save forever, seeing as it's made of gold

nut on it

ur a fucking faggot and a niggerloving christian ;
also rolling
kiss the cum u just threw in page 666

r u god

Shit in it , close the book and put back in drawer

Hold up OP. Write a letter say "Open page 666".

that's a rare gold gideon's bible breh, keep that baby and trade it for some sick blue ones.